Friend zoning explained

Some lamps could be dating options.

I love lamp

there is one place worse and even more unescapable than the friendzone. that place is called the brotherzone.

I'm a male funnyjunker, and I'm proud to say that i have never been friend-zoned
I am the 1%...

But I guess you kinda have to talk to girls to get friend-zoned..... ForeverAlone.JPG

I love lamp

Except a girl would probably touch a lamp to turn it on. Not you though.

It's alright Brick... I love you too, we don't need women (in a whispery tone) we have eachother...

okay, lets set something strait. you guys complain about being in the friend zone all the time, blaming the girls. But really, don't even try to act like you don't do it too. You know that friend, that just happens to be a girl? you would never date her, you're super chill around her, there's no flirting or trying to impress. Guess what, she's in the friend zone. While you're going around complaining about how girls are bitches and you just want someone to play skyrim with and make you sandwiches, guess where that girl is? in the friend zone. Also, you guys kind of put yourself there. If you would act more like a boyfriend and less like a friend, sure, she wouldn't be as comfortable around you at first, but at least then you might have a chance of dating her. Start the flirting, all the smiley faces, that little "pause, stare, look away" thing when you accidentally touch each others hands, give her hugs, don't talk about other girls. It's really not that hard.

poor Chris

so men are objects?!?!?!?!?
EQUAL RIGHTS RAAAGE IM NOW A MASCULIST BRRLAWWW!!!

this is from the Movie Just Friends... not Van Wilder

No its when you make friends with a girl and completely hide the fact that you like her and she just assumes that you don't want a relationship with you. Guys, you have to make it clear that you want to be in a relationship with someone, and you aren't supposed to be afraid to make it clear very early on. And even if you do get rejected early on, its better than being a girls friend for months and then being rejected then

name of movie?

saw that movie, i lol'd!

is it sad that i read this in his voice?

I don't know how some people get friend zoned... UNLESS They act like a friend!
Its very simple, Act like a potential suitor not a friend. They really cant tell the difference between someone who acts like a friend to get the girl to like them and someone who is a friend..
Sad I know.. but its the truth..