going to hell comp

Damn, good thing you posted this in 3 posts, so i could pinkie up 3 times. You deserved it

9/11?

0.818181818181818..

nobody saw what i did there...

I knew what you did. I was just making sure on the off chance you didn't get the joke that you do now. I am also sorry that I did not pick up on the sarcasm.

why are Jewish noses so big?

Because air is free

Why are yamakas so small?

Half the hat, half the price

Not jewish

What did the little German boy get for christmas?



An easy bake oven and a J.I Jew

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult

Hit it grandpa!

**shayschamp Thinks you should look at comment #5**

Would ya like a link there 'ol bro­ny?
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...

No thanks, I already got one

well played

what the fuck is that?!

Now you're fucked.

I summon Jesus Zoidberg in Attack mode

I summon Roman Empire in Attack mode.

I sacrifice OP, to summon THE META! Meta, attack Jesus Zoidberg with brute shot!

Zoidberg uses inc-sac token to defend himself
Dang, that was the its only defense, looks like I'll have to initiate my secret plan early
I summon Philosphoraptor
then use polymerization to make

RAPTOR JESUS

*roll 2* I summon, Spiderman Thread in Attack mode bitches! And I roll Dubs and end my turn

**armedcanadian rolls 91** dubs for epic spiderman thread

**ilovepotatos rolls 26**

I did Nazi that coming,
Anne Frankly
it was Hitlerious

or hitlarious. but that joke is a little out of mein kampfort zone. i think i might have the final solution to the problem jew have. I need to stop it now, im losing my concentration. Camp you see that? we must not let these jokes go any fuhrer, or well all go to Heil. and that isnt Reich