My name is Mike too. And my mom dos it all the time, i cant fuckin shit my shit like bullets.

just reach up in there and grab it, then proceed to pull it out, light it on fire and present it to your grand mother as an exquisite christmas ornament

My God,

That's some HD quality shit right there

Taking a shit should be a long enjoyable process!

**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #625 at resist your tears ! ** Pic Related

i heard that you can shit your anus out if you push too hard... just saying

Hurrying up to take a shit results in a horrifying case of Swamp Ass

**zombierepellant rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Rainbow Subway **
mfw i take a dump

when somebody tells me to hurry up while taking a shit in the restroom I have to take longer than if they wouldn't have said anything at all

Reminds of a story. My little brother was hiding places and starts popping out of no where scaring people. One day I had some friends come over for a while then leave to go to a Baseball game. We were running late and one of my friends was on the can. I yelled to him "Come on we got to go." He said "Shut UP I'm taking a dump." Then I hear my little brother scream his battle cry coming from the bathroom and my friend screaming his lungs out. Seconds later He yelled "All right I'm coming."

Doing my duty like a pro.

shit happens

**pingasbomb rolled a random image posted in comment #1769691 at FJ Pony Thread ** < what he pooped that fine day