Skyrim based comic

in the marriage cerimony i was watching the priest talk
as soon as he ended everyone in the curch disapeared
i never seen my wife again

Brozoned by your wife?

mfw reading a skyrim post and comments

My wife in Skyrim is a bitch.

All she does is sit on her ass while I make us money... sure she cooks me shit sometimes but other than that she fills up MY home that I bought with HER useless junk. And I always see her looking at that Breton asshole in the General Store. DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T SEE THAT! And where does she always go in the day, huh? WHERE?! WHEEEERE?!?

I clicked the "Funny" pinkie and this came up.

I married Camilla and moved to Markarth with her, but one day I came home to find that Faendal had apparently walked across the entire province of Skyrim from Rivenwood to my house in Markarth to go flirt with Camilla.

So I collected my money from the store your wife opens and killed them both. Their bodies are currently crammed behind some pots in my house.

lol, some elf wanted to marry my wife, Camilla, and he told me. needless to say I won't be worried about him anymore.

**funnierthanadam rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at What would he look like? ** my fetish

ever been so alone that when your dad walks in your computer changes to an x-box 360

I got a quest from Farkas of the Companions where I had to kill a dragon. I decided to invite him to come with me (why they hell not), and when I got there, the dragon was literally retarded. It flies backwards, and gets stuck in the sky. Whenever I shoot at it with a bow, it manages to dodge the arrow without fail. MFW I can't get rid of Farkas...

*sigh*
i should get ack to skyrim too.

she my wife to.... THE BITCH

No one watches me play Skyrim..

Both Aela and Lydia died while I was on quests....

chair turns to couch.
mouse turns to xbox controller.
you can't explain that.

FUS