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Masturbation Joke Comp 3

Masturbation Joke Comp 3!
So here' s part 3. I' m running out of jokes, so if
you want a part 4 feel free to give suggestions
in the ocmments {you' ll get dedz}.
Do you even want another one?
Enjoy, and again, hope it makes you loll
What happened when the armless guy tried
to masturbate?
He got stumped.
Nothing is better than Sex.
2) Masturbating is better than nothing.
Therefore masturbating is better than sexa
What' s a " s sex life like, after" breaking his left hand?
It' s all right.
News bulliten reads:
Study Bayes Men Masturbate an
Average of Once, a Day"
Thats a relief ...
It' s good to know I' m not the
only one that lied.
I' had a hard time
coming up with good jokes for this camp ...
Hopefully these oan satisfy you.
My mom asked me if T needed to see a dcotor. She said that,
judging from my garbage oan, it seemed that T had been
blowing my nose a lat the past six years ...
Ili' It some
There' s a lat that people oan learn
from History ... Cl E . Data
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Delete cookies and ether site
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Thanks for reading. Hopefully this one is funny tool
and I' ll do another one {provided T get a few jokes
from people as well}.
ED and I' ll never do more again.
Give all the bacon to the :" sall
take your bacon from the pane below if
and DALY if - T owe it to you}
Recieve bacon here:
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User avatar #4 - aldheim (01/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
According to my computer I have never been on the Internet.
Ever.
#119 - localafrican (01/24/2012) [-]

According to the internet I've been 18 years old since I was 12 years old
#162 - frostbitezt (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Doctor: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop masturbating Jim.
Jim: Why, doctor?!
Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.
User avatar #120 - eternalelena (01/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
why are men like spiders?

because their hands are always sticky after being on the web.
#22 - youcame (01/24/2012) [-]
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if a two some is sex with two people
and a threesome with three people


than you should know why they call me handsome
#122 - demideus (01/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Didn't We **
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#5 - seeggul (01/24/2012) [-]
I dunno...too many more and you might be beating a dead horse
#133 - marindoom (01/24/2012) [-]
bacon.......
#208 - liamthetank **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
**liamthetank rolls 51**
User avatar #118 - tkigroggy (01/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
.askjdfga;kjsbdpfiaub;aghfsdkalv
Sorry was just wiping jizz from keyboard
#135 to #118 - locolino (01/24/2012) [-]
you fapped to a joke comp?
#134 - creepingcreeper (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I just go caught jacking off by my mom R.I.P not getting caught 2005 - 2012
#73 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten..
Good thing I ******* hate kittens
User avatar #169 - plutoo (01/24/2012) [-]
Here's one of my fav. I usually save it for last in every party when i'm the "funny guy" x)

So, a pregnant woman with triblets was walking down the street going home.
In a alleyway she gets mugged, she fights for her expensive purse but the mugger grabbs
a gun and shoots her three times in the stomach. A witness calls an ambulance right away,
and luckily she gets to the hospital in time.
After an 8 hour of non-stop surgery and all what is needed the doctor was unable to
retrieve the bullets. When she gets conscious again the doctor says:
"I'm sorry miss, we tried everything we could but the only way was to make the bullets stay
in the babies stomach, they will pee them out at the age of puberty"
12 years later, the kids have started puberty, she had 2 girls and 1 boy.
After a few moments one of the girls comes crying:
"MOM! MOM! WHEN I WENT TO PEE! I PEE'D A BULLET" So scared she didn't know what to do
The mother hugs her and explains why. Moments after that the second girl comes crying
"MOM! MOM! WHEN I WENT TO PEE! I PEE'D A BULLET" the mother hugs her aswell and explains
So, a few moments after that the boy comes crying, he was crying so hard he couldn't speak
the mother knew why he was crying and starts hugging him and says "it's ok"
the boy replies with: "NO! WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING I SHOT THE DOG!"
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