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Masturbation Joke Comp 3

Masturbation Joke Comp 3!
So here' s part 3. I' m running out of jokes, so if
you want a part 4 feel free to give suggestions
in the ocmments {you' ll get dedz}.
Do you even want another one?
Enjoy, and again, hope it makes you loll
What happened when the armless guy tried
to masturbate?
He got stumped.
Nothing is better than Sex.
2) Masturbating is better than nothing.
Therefore masturbating is better than sexa
What' s a " s sex life like, after" breaking his left hand?
It' s all right.
News bulliten reads:
Study Bayes Men Masturbate an
Average of Once, a Day"
Thats a relief ...
It' s good to know I' m not the
only one that lied.
I' had a hard time
coming up with good jokes for this camp ...
Hopefully these oan satisfy you.
My mom asked me if T needed to see a dcotor. She said that,
judging from my garbage oan, it seemed that T had been
blowing my nose a lat the past six years ...
Ili' It some
There' s a lat that people oan learn
from History ... Cl E . Data
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That' s why T always
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El Empty the cache -
Delete cookies and ether site
Clear saved passwords
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Thanks for reading. Hopefully this one is funny tool
and I' ll do another one {provided T get a few jokes
from people as well}.
ED and I' ll never do more again.
Give all the bacon to the :" sall
take your bacon from the pane below if
and DALY if - T owe it to you}
Recieve bacon here:
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User avatar #4 - aldheim
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According to my computer I have never been on the Internet.
#95 to #4 - conordalymcr
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But if you've never been on the internet and you typed this comment.... THEN WHO WAS INTERNET?!
#119 - localafrican
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According to the internet I've been 18 years old since I was 12 years old
#162 - frostbitezt
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Doctor: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop masturbating Jim.
Jim: Why, doctor?!
Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.
User avatar #193 to #162 - nefstah
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******* lol'd
User avatar #120 - eternalelena
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why are men like spiders?

because their hands are always sticky after being on the web.
#156 to #120 - zeusx
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#123 to #120 - supermandan
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#22 - youcame
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if a two some is sex with two people
and a threesome with three people

than you should know why they call me handsome
#122 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Didn't We **
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User avatar #152 to #136 - dnaahht
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Are you retarded the only one thats even remotely debatable about is abortion.
#161 to #152 - penetratedjew
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People get addicted to drugs and alcohol and sometimes turn to crime to feed those addictions. Also, think of all the gang violence that has to do with selling drugs and the people killed by big drug cartels. Quite debatable indeed sir.
#248 to #161 - anon
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The issue with gang violence doesn't have to do with drugs themselves, but their legal status. If drugs were not illegal, they would not be as harmful to society. Instead, a recession proof multibillion dollar industry is in the hands of violent criminals due to a failed and immoral prohibition on the use of certain substances that only continues due to the failure of the government to take accountability for it's mistakes and failures. The substances themselves are not at fault, and their use should be allowed as the majority of individuals who use them can do so in a responsible manner, and those who cannot are better suited to intervention that treats addiction as a mental and physical health issue and not a criminal one.
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#5 - seeggul
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I dunno...too many more and you might be beating a dead horse
#133 - marindoom
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