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Dumped after I bought this...

So I was dumped by my long term girlfriend a few months back now. She had impeccible timing... I had just gone and bought this. :/

Wow guys... Thanks for the support. Log on like a day after I post this and its like BAM. FJ army strikes again. ...more »
So I was dumped by my long term girlfriend a few months back now. She had impeccible timing... I had just gone and bought this. :/

Wow guys... Thanks for the support. Log on like a day after I post this and its like BAM. FJ army strikes again.
I seriously dont know what to say in thanks to you, other than thanks... soooo... "Thanks".
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Submitted: 01/23/2012
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User avatar #288 - vanoreo (01/29/2012) [-]
give it to the person she hates most
#289 to #288 - valkeyere (01/30/2012) [-]
Totally contemplated that, since the chick she hates most IS my best friend, always has been and always will be... But giving her a diamond ring would feel strange. Her boyfriend might not like that, and he's also a good mate. :P
#247 - dicedfruit (01/25/2012) [-]
sell it back and buy all the drugs and alcohol you can consume
User avatar #287 to #247 - brony (01/29/2012) [-]
THIS
User avatar #244 - manofparody ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
I know that feel.
My GF broke up with me a day before valentines day, right after I got her gift.
After she broke up with me, I told her about the diamond necklace I bought her, and she kept trying to be my friend after that and for me to give it to her.
Greatest feeling ever knowing I'm the one that left with the last laugh.
#243 - thechosenseven (01/25/2012) [-]
Well at least you posted something funny.
#241 - teddykid (01/24/2012) [-]
Fucking women man... nothing like a good heartbreaking...
Fucking women man... nothing like a good heartbreaking...
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#240 - wannabecoolio has deleted their comment. [-]
#248 to #240 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
Size 8. Lol. No you can't have it.
#239 - trollonson (01/24/2012) [-]
Sell it ,buy a monster pc/xbox/ps3 and a lot of beer.
User avatar #238 - brutalanalrape (01/24/2012) [-]
dude fuck that bitch
User avatar #235 - spiderfart (01/24/2012) [-]
Uhmm......I'll take it? xD
#233 - paulryan (01/24/2012) [-]
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#232 - okimura (01/24/2012) [-]
sell it and buy a suit of master chief armor
#231 - Yojimbo (01/24/2012) [-]
Bro, I know that feel :(
>Be 16, in junior year of high school
>Have female friend that I didn't really have much interest in before
>Suddenly a wild crush appears, start to like female friend
>Buy her tickets to concert she loves, ask her out, dreading the friendzone
>She says yes!
>I'm happy, she's happy, concert kids are roaring but I can't hear
>Start going out, steady relationship for 5 months
>One night she calls me, starts crying, won't tell me what's wrong
>Next day she shows up at my house, I shut door behind me and step onto porch
>She's crying again and says that even though we've been together awhile, it's can't do it anymore
>Says we need to break up, I ask "Why, baby?!"
>She shakes her head and tells me she can't say (Fuck women logic)
>She just asks that I accept it, and asks me to please just do her this favor
>I ask "What?" Angry and confused. I know she is asking me not to call her again
>She leans in close and whispers..
>"I need about tree fiddy"
> Well it's about this time I realize my girlfriend is an 8-story tall crustacean from the Paleozic era.
>That goddamn Loch Ness monster had tricked me again
#237 to #231 - newtonscradle (01/24/2012) [-]
I knew you were trolling but didn't want to ruin it for myself so I kept reading. Scrolled down and accidentally read the end. No more laughs for me.
#242 to #237 - Yojimbo (01/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've been trying to use this whenever a "friendzone story" makes front page, or pops up but this was kinda related, I'm on funnyjunk, not feeljunk
User avatar #230 - mormongirl ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
orrrrrrrrrr you could give it to meeee??? *bats eyelashes*
#259 to #230 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
Lol you'll have to buy me dinner first.
User avatar #260 to #259 - mormongirl ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwww that sounds like a social situation
#262 to #260 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
yay for awkward social situations.
User avatar #263 to #262 - mormongirl ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
XD but seriously. that thing is fucking gorgeos. waaaaant.
#264 to #263 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
sorry :P
#265 to #264 - mormongirl ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??
#229 - Helle ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
uhuuuu...?
User avatar #220 - stukka (01/24/2012) [-]
Don't worry bro, pinkies will save you -_-
#219 - ojamurmz (01/24/2012) [-]
1. Sell
2. Purchase MAster Chief suit
3 ?????
4. Profit
#215 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
looks like a cheap ass $100 ring from macys, serves you right
#261 to #215 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
Hahaha... clearly you have no idea about jewellery... so either you are a guy who has never had a relationship long enough or serious enough to buy jewellery for her, or a girl who is such a bitch she has never had jewellery bought for her.
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User avatar #227 to #215 - superpats (01/24/2012) [-]
its greedy fucks like you that are the reason guys are hesitant to buy things for their girls. Grow the hell up and realize that money isn't everything in a relationship.
User avatar #228 to #215 - fjvoodoo (01/24/2012) [-]
Even if it was, it's the fucking thought that counts you heartless gold-digging whore. Some men can't fucking afford $5,000,000.00 rings.
User avatar #216 to #215 - beerbely (01/24/2012) [-]
Back to the kitchen...
User avatar #214 - zizarzazarzus **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
That is a stunning ring.

We females are all bitches. Some of us are all the time in small ways, some of us are only occasionally in really really big ways. There's no helping it. Just make sure the bitch you land is a bitch that really loves you.

Sell the ring. Get yourself something nice.
#249 to #214 - valkeyere (01/25/2012) [-]
wow log on today and I have many many likes and comments. Reading down the first page of comments so far and you are not the first person to say that I should sell it and buy something nice for myself. One person suggested I buy a ps3/xbox360/PC.... Unfortunately I already have a PS3, 360 and am currently using my alienware laptop.

Thankyou for the compliment on the ring, least I know my taste wasnt bad... Is it wrong to hold on to this ring though for some other woman? Not as an engagement ring or anything, just as a gift when I EVENTUALLY get up the guts to have another relationship? At face value the thought makes me feel cheap, but I can't bear to part with the ring...
User avatar #285 to #249 - zizarzazarzus **User deleted account** (01/26/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say it's wrong or cheap. Any girl would love to have that ring. If it's special to you and you don't want to part with it, give it to the girl who deserves it.
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