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#14 - sedativechunk ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Okay I will never forget this "intestine" story, not really that disgusting or anything but funny. Back when I was in third grade like 12 years ago, our class used to line up in the hallway, I think it was either for recess or lunch, but there was kid in front of me in line. He was always a weirdo that no one liked. Well this day standing in line I was behind him in line in the hallway and he literally just **** his pants. Literally took a full dump in his pants. It smelled horrible.

The teacher noticed the smell and traced it to him. She was asking him "derp, did you have an accident?" He's like "No". And she kept asking him "are you sure you didn't have an accident?" and eventually she took him to the nurse or office or somewhere. It smelled ******* horrible and that kid probably had to be so embarrassed I actually felt kinda bad for him, he probably thought he had some gas and **** his pants by accident, or maybe he did it on purpose.

He disappeared after 4th grade. Never seen him again until senior year of high school, literally ten years later he was going to my school district again out of the blue. He was in a big music class with me. People made fun of him in high school I never talked to him but I told people about him ******** his pants in third grade. Heard he was joining the marines. I guess that's the only way he could reclaim his dignity! I felt bad for the guy but he gave me a gross memory for life from elementary school, I can remember it like yesterday, he just **** his pants like a boss right there.
User avatar #34 to #14 - ocool (01/24/2012) [-]
you should make this into a post so you can share with everyone on this site and get more red pinkies
#33 to #14 - mrgreeny (01/24/2012) [-]
you are the sort of person that sickens me. you assisted in ruining that kids childhood. are you happy you ignorant **** ?
i have seen a lot of cunts like you in my time at school. you couldnt let him get on with his life could you? i hope your proud of yourself.
User avatar #37 to #33 - sedativechunk ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
Wow you people are ridiculous. ALL OF YOU. I am the kind of person that sickens you? You don't even know me you name calling asshole. Alright, number one, it's not like I went on here and PUT HIS REAL FULL NAME ON HERE so people can look him up on Facebook or embarrass him on the web. Number two, I posted it because it's a story I'm going to remember FOREVER. It was ******* disgusting. Like I want one of my childhood memories from elementary school to be this. That's why I really don't care about sharing it.

Number two, I DID feel sorry for the kid, and back in elementary school I actually talked to him because everyone else was a ******* asshole to him. Does that sound like a cunt that ruins someones childhood? I thought he was weird yes, but I didn't say it to his face. People acted like a total asshole to him and picked on him right up in his face. I never did anything like that, and I never really made fun of him for it. FYI besides being weird the kid was actually a huge prick and spit at the teacher once. He created an image for himself negative before anyone even did anything to him or he **** his pants. Every single one of you would be a liar if you said you didn't find someone weird in life or in school. Up until high school I told people only because no one really gave a **** and it was years ago and I found it funny I seen him again years later and thats my fond memory of this guy.

Unbelievable people are on here sometimes. Just reading the story on here reminded me of that day from a long time ago, there's no reason to bash me over it when you people don't even know who I am. Judge my entire life based off some random **** from grade school. You people act so Innocent on here but you are the kind that would probably laugh in his face if you seen it happen.
User avatar #38 to #37 - mrgreeny (01/25/2012) [-]
well you enlighten me allow me to return the favour, maybe the reason you got so much negative feedback was because you portrayed yourself as the bully, your right perhaps my comment was a little harsh. you shouldnt have spread that story, he was in a new school making a new start. if you make it out that your a bully expect negative feedback, a lot of us here were bullied as kids, and it sickens me to see people who put others through that sorta misery. it turns some people into better people but maybe it was that memory and the way people treated that dude over it that pushed him into putting his life on the line?

i should apologise myself for flying off the handle.
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User avatar #22 to #14 - toxictouch (01/24/2012) [-]
I hope when he get's out of the marines he kicks your ass
you ignorant ****
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User avatar #20 to #14 - sorandomllycool (01/24/2012) [-]
I agree with the anon. Your a dick. How do you feel bad for someone then go around telling people how he **** his pants. Your ****** up and a jerk.
#19 to #14 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
>Felt bad for the guy
>Tells everyone he **** himself
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