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Scumbag Intestine
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#14
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sedativechunk (01/24/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Okay I will never forget this "intestine" story, not really that disgusting or anything but funny. Back when I was in third grade like 12 years ago, our class used to line up in the hallway, I think it was either for recess or lunch, but there was kid in front of me in line. He was always a weirdo that no one liked. Well this day standing in line I was behind him in line in the hallway and he literally just shit his pants. Literally took a full dump in his pants. It smelled horrible.
The teacher noticed the smell and traced it to him. She was asking him "derp, did you have an accident?" He's like "No". And she kept asking him "are you sure you didn't have an accident?" and eventually she took him to the nurse or office or somewhere. It smelled fucking horrible and that kid probably had to be so embarrassed I actually felt kinda bad for him, he probably thought he had some gas and shit his pants by accident, or maybe he did it on purpose.
He disappeared after 4th grade. Never seen him again until senior year of high school, literally ten years later he was going to my school district again out of the blue. He was in a big music class with me. People made fun of him in high school I never talked to him but I told people about him shitting his pants in third grade. Heard he was joining the marines. I guess that's the only way he could reclaim his dignity! I felt bad for the guy but he gave me a gross memory for life from elementary school, I can remember it like yesterday, he just shit his pants like a boss right there.
The teacher noticed the smell and traced it to him. She was asking him "derp, did you have an accident?" He's like "No". And she kept asking him "are you sure you didn't have an accident?" and eventually she took him to the nurse or office or somewhere. It smelled fucking horrible and that kid probably had to be so embarrassed I actually felt kinda bad for him, he probably thought he had some gas and shit his pants by accident, or maybe he did it on purpose.
He disappeared after 4th grade. Never seen him again until senior year of high school, literally ten years later he was going to my school district again out of the blue. He was in a big music class with me. People made fun of him in high school I never talked to him but I told people about him shitting his pants in third grade. Heard he was joining the marines. I guess that's the only way he could reclaim his dignity! I felt bad for the guy but he gave me a gross memory for life from elementary school, I can remember it like yesterday, he just shit his pants like a boss right there.
this happened literally yesterday while i was laying on my dates chest. his tummy was all like rrrrgggg.
it was actually really cute.
it was actually really cute.
#35
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N. Korean citizen (01/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at Childhood, who needs one anyways ** image related...somehow...
I rarely eat breakfast and every single day I regret it. I wake up at 6 in the morning, but I don't get to eat before 11:00 if I have anything to eat at all.
My stomach always make the LOUDEST fucking noises ever. The teacher once asked me something, but midsentence my stomach interrupted her and she asked someone else... I regret it everyday, but when I come home I forget everything about it.
My stomach always make the LOUDEST fucking noises ever. The teacher once asked me something, but midsentence my stomach interrupted her and she asked someone else... I regret it everyday, but when I come home I forget everything about it.
#8
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justbecauseitseasy (01/24/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Both mine and my boyfriend's stomachs do this, but mine more often and for no reason XD
I hate this. So much. Even though my girlfriend thinks it's hilarious. o.0
lol, this seriously fucking happened to me over the weekend.
Girl: are you hungry?
Me: no im fine
Girl: do you need to use the bathroom?
Me: no seriously im fine :)
*stomach noises continue*
Girl: are you hungry?
Me: no im fine
Girl: do you need to use the bathroom?
Me: no seriously im fine :)
*stomach noises continue*