Scumbag Intestine. such a bitch... noises, ll' l'. Lals Scumbag intestine
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#4 - foreverone **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - ilovepuffin (01/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It always happens when i'm laying down with my gf. Gets really awkward, then I realize my gf is just a cat.
#14 - sedativechunk (01/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Okay I will never forget this "intestine" story, not really that disgusting or anything but funny. Back when I was in third grade like 12 years ago, our class used to line up in the hallway, I think it was either for recess or lunch, but there was kid in front of me in line. He was always a weirdo that no one liked. Well this day standing in line I was behind him in line in the hallway and he literally just **** his pants. Literally took a full dump in his pants. It smelled horrible.

The teacher noticed the smell and traced it to him. She was asking him "derp, did you have an accident?" He's like "No". And she kept asking him "are you sure you didn't have an accident?" and eventually she took him to the nurse or office or somewhere. It smelled ******* horrible and that kid probably had to be so embarrassed I actually felt kinda bad for him, he probably thought he had some gas and **** his pants by accident, or maybe he did it on purpose.

He disappeared after 4th grade. Never seen him again until senior year of high school, literally ten years later he was going to my school district again out of the blue. He was in a big music class with me. People made fun of him in high school I never talked to him but I told people about him ******** his pants in third grade. Heard he was joining the marines. I guess that's the only way he could reclaim his dignity! I felt bad for the guy but he gave me a gross memory for life from elementary school, I can remember it like yesterday, he just **** his pants like a boss right there.
User avatar #20 to #14 - sorandomllycool (01/24/2012) [-]
I agree with the anon. Your a dick. How do you feel bad for someone then go around telling people how he **** his pants. Your ****** up and a jerk.
User avatar #7 - MadameSir (01/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this happened literally yesterday while i was laying on my dates chest. his tummy was all like rrrrgggg.
it was actually really cute.
#16 - bitchpleaseimadino (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch please
It happened in an exam to this guy

Inbetweeners ftw
#12 - hipporaffe (01/24/2012) [-]
In giant near silent exam hall

Make wierd noises for the lols

Try and play it off like nothing happened

User avatar #1 - jetthunder (01/23/2012) [-]
every time

jk forever alone
#39 - salts (01/30/2012) [-]
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at Childhood, who needs one anyways ** image related...somehow...
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#23 - badboywantsu ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Use your words, say she is so beautiful that you have butterflies in your stomach if you meant farts and you are in a confined space good luck.
#8 - justbecauseitseasy (01/24/2012) [-]
Both mine and my boyfriend's stomachs do this, but mine more often and for no reason XD
Both mine and my boyfriend's stomachs do this, but mine more often and for no reason XD
User avatar #2 - demitch (01/24/2012) [-]
I hate this. So much. Even though my girlfriend thinks it's hilarious. o.0
#31 - vamevan (01/24/2012) [-]
*roll picture * <=== will be less werid crap
User avatar #3 - slipknotsatan (01/24/2012) [-]
lol, this seriously ******* happened to me over the weekend.
Girl: are you hungry?
Me: no im fine
Girl: do you need to use the bathroom?
Me: no seriously im fine :)
*stomach noises continue*
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