Awesome Cybersex. First upload and i nearly died while making it.. Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's Ytou' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: Cyber sex Stranger: hey! Stranger: sure Stranger: you start You: I walk downstairs and see a chacolate colored woman Stranger: Wtt is she doing in my house? I threw her out and take her place, an ivory skinned beauty with a 12 inch cock You: I run out the bent deer and find
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Awesome Cybersex

First upload and i nearly died while making it.

Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
Ytou' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Cyber sex
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you start
You: I walk downstairs and see a chacolate colored woman
Stranger: Wtt is she doing in my house? I threw her out and take
her place, an ivory skinned beauty with a 12 inch cock
You: I run out the bent deer and find that she has braken her neck
you better step me before i call the cops
Stranger: Stop stop!
Stranger: we can have a 3 way
Strange r: I slowly caress her neck and put her out of her misery
Strange r: I then pressed to start fucking her corpse
You: I lift up here skirted reveal an even bigger dick
You: oh man homosexual and fucks corpses this is one wild night
Stranger: haha era tuesday in my house
You: the police show up but i dint call the cops better grab the guns
seeing as how we have 12 pounds of illegal cocaine recently
stuffed in this dead tranny
Stranger: I grab the " gauge on my left and kiss the tranny
goodbye one last time
You: I rip out the giant purple Saint Row 3 dildo and charge into the
cread of 40 plus men beating them all savagely
Stranger: I decide yeu' gone tee far and sheet you in the back of
the head
You: To bad a termanator and begin yelling WHERE IS
SHAWN CONOR and bend you Ivette begin the fisting
Stranger: I prepare my anus. I' waited my whole life fer this exact
moment.
You: I superman punch straight through your anus and out your
head sending your soul into the dead tranny' s reviving her
Stranger: I walk around in my new chacolate body and begin
striking my massive wk
You: I Explode
Stranger: I gets vacuum and begin e clean up your exploded body
parts
You: I orgasm
Strange r: I pick up your mutilated genitals and lick them fer gem
measure
You: They contain the tairos thus turning you into a part
zombie THE COMBIE TRANNY
Stranger: I ream the earth making people uncomfertable and
eating brains and wk
You: You eventually run into docter whe and he tells you that he
can take you back in time to the very day that you turned into a
zombie tranny and prevent it hem ever happening
Stranger: I agree. you walk downstairs and see a chacolate
weman. Befire past me can threw her out, I grab the chacolate
lady' s wok and whip myself with it!
You: I run back upstairs confused as fuck and furiously masturbate
to pughub and brazzers
Stranger: I fellow and punch you in the cratch
You: I Release all of the sperm thati will ever make all over your
tranny zombie face
Stranger: I cry sleep. It was all the wet dream efan old
dog with syphilis.
Stranger: Directed by M Night Shymalan
Stranger: and J J Abrahms
You: The End
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 01/23/2012
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#3 - Rochambeaux (01/24/2012) [-]
Still a better love story the Twilight

#1 - commontroll (01/23/2012) [-]
Well played sir... well played.
Well played sir... well played.
#4 - bewbsrock (01/24/2012) [-]
Best. Fucking. Story. Ever.
#2 - trandhal (01/23/2012) [-]
That was so funny my sides hurt from laughing.   
   
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That was so funny my sides hurt from laughing.

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User avatar #10 - dudemiesterman (01/24/2012) [-]
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
#16 - hansenthirtysix ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish my convos went like this..
User avatar #14 - bloodisredsweat (01/24/2012) [-]
fucking lost it at "i roam the earth making people uncomfortable..." i have no idea why
User avatar #13 - jeromywin (01/24/2012) [-]
I do not usually find these Omegle chats funny but "I prepare my anus. I have waited my entire life for this exact moment." made me lose it. Well done sir.
#19 - PFSquirrel (01/27/2012) [-]
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