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#519 -
anonymous (04/02/2012) [-]
Well, I just got friend zoned today. I read a few posts here, I don't wan't to take a side anyway. But I'll do it! Guys, hang on! I'm some kind of a writer, and I'll be writing a novel about this issue, this year - I hope. Unfortunately, I ought to have seen it coming with this girl. I believe she is the fourth girl I have fallen in love with, and received a lame excuse (I believe the third I blew it at the beginnings, then again she was lying. I'm not sorry I'm not with her now). The crisis is that we where almost identical in thought process. And maybe we are, but that matters naught. Even though I never met her, but she's a writer to, and we talked loadsome, very-very-very much. She always knew I like (and love) her, and I even confessed today, I love her. At the end, she confessed and assured me however, that she would not ever ruin our friendship with love. After the rejection I felt low, standing short in steep abyss, but really,, And soon after that I braced myself. And the reason is, for I am a musician too and girls have been always attracted to me. I'm just blowing it time to time, for I am a nice guy, and I won't change that because of a failure or quite ten or a hundred. Pay good attention guys, never give up on yourselves! It is hard, very tough when one sided is the love we feel, I am aware of that. Work out and get preoccupied with something you like. Don't think being a douche will help, cause it will not, if you're a nice guy(and probably that is why you got fzoned), you'll have remorse after. Every time I was a douche with a girl, I had. So I ended up being not friend, that is a drastic assert, but in a good parlative relationship with them. Be happy with other girls, girls you might know at a sudden. Don't deepen to much the relationship if it's not about being a couple. Have the intention at the beginnings to date a girl, make her fall in love with you and then be friends. Vengeance is not an option! Just be happy with a virtuous, new love.
#511 -
manofparody ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-] 3 years ago I ended it with a girl that I went on and off with for years, and finally when I confronted her about all the lying, cheating, using, and bullshittery, she said, "I think of you as a little brother and it feels weird."
I told that bitch, "fuck you" and finally got her out of my life. I missed her so much, and everytime she tried talking to me, I'd stare at her with a disgusted look, and all my friends would notice what's going on, and give her the same look I was. My friends, my ACTUAL friends helped me through it and understood what was going on. about 3 months ago I heard that she's pregnant and married to some redneck with no money to her name.
In the end, I won, and I feel better about it. I still miss her, no idea why. She lied to me everytime I dated her, and cheated on me, and used me.
Love is ignorance, and ignorance is bliss.
I told that bitch, "fuck you" and finally got her out of my life. I missed her so much, and everytime she tried talking to me, I'd stare at her with a disgusted look, and all my friends would notice what's going on, and give her the same look I was. My friends, my ACTUAL friends helped me through it and understood what was going on. about 3 months ago I heard that she's pregnant and married to some redneck with no money to her name.
In the end, I won, and I feel better about it. I still miss her, no idea why. She lied to me everytime I dated her, and cheated on me, and used me.
Love is ignorance, and ignorance is bliss.
#507 -
babyripper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-] Or option 3: Stay friends and not bitch to everyone else about it because we don't care.
#504 -
thejt (01/24/2012) [-] I don't friendzone guys. But I do want them to be my close friend before I date them and while I date them.
#500 -
zredalert (01/24/2012) [-] You win one internet for hopefully chagning at least one persons life, thankfully, i'm not in that situation, but god damn, do you understand life.
#494 -
anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
I'm a nice guy but also fat so not many girls look my direction, there is this girl I like where I work, she keeps telling how much her BF is such a jerk and he uses her and whatnot and that she is going to probably dump him, and the only reason why they are together is cause they live together and he pays for the bills. Yet in Facebook she keeps posting things like "Had a wonderful time with the boyfrann" "Going to has a relaxing night with the boyfrann" and shit like that. A hypocrite if I may say, and the more I saw those posts the more I became depressed, at times I couldn't even sleep thinking they are sleeping in the same bed probably even having sex. So one day I just thought, fuck it, fuck this I don't need it, fuck him fuck her, I'm done, and from then on I've never felt better, I have never felt so alive now that those thoughts are out. And I'm going to lose this damn weight, get pumped, go out with my dude friends and meet some girls without becoming a total tool and a douche bag. Then I can rub it in her face when I come out with a pretty gal next to me. I'll be like, "Hey what's up, you haven't meet my new GIRL friend, yea she is pretty awesome, and I'm totally in love, well catch ya on the flip side" then just walk out LIKE A BOSS.
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witeboibrown (01/24/2012) [-] First of all its kinda your fault for getting in that situation. You knew she had a boyfriend yet you still tried to grasp hope of you two being together; one of three things come from situations like that, one: you end up being the dude she fucked a couple times while cheating on the guy . Two: her actually leaving him and "maybe" going out with you. Or three she stays with him and thats that. For you to believe a girl who talks about her relationship shit behind her boyfriend's back was a girl you wanted to be with is fucked up as a standard for a relationship. And the part of you thinking its a somewhat surprise that she is probably having sex with her boyfriend and that you wanna get a girlfriend and rub it in her face kinda says to me that you aren't ready for a serious relationship and only liked her because she falsely opened up to you which gave you some kind of special feeling of mattering. I think you need to grow up a little and then go out there for a girl and as soon as you find a girl you like (who isn't in a relationship because if she leaves her boyfriend easily for you speaks lowly on how she cherished things) go right up to her talk her up within the next week or so from that day you should be either on your first date or have the understanding that she doesn't feel the same way and move on to a new girl who catches your eye.
#497 to #495 -
anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
Yea I know and thanks, though we do have a weird friendsip, I guess I was WAY too deep in the friend zone, last time I told her what was the size of her bra and she actually told me, can't remember the numbers though. She actually told me how many BFs she had and with how many men she slept with...6...then she told me that she lost it when she was 13, and had a 26 year old BF when she was just 16. She even told me when was the last time she slept with her current BF. She even showed me her bra...at work, at times we start talking about weird things, last time I told her I went commando at where I work when I was on my day off, I really did go commando and she puts "lmao! Nice" we start talking about sex and usually a girl will walk away and such, she actually goes with it and we laugh and shit. I guess that's where I came to like her, not many girls will actually have a full conversation about weird subjects.
#501 to #497 -
witeboibrown (01/24/2012) [-] Way too much thought into all the sex aspect, you're either a virgin(not meant as a diss) who cherishes sex, judgmental about sex or jealous of her having sex. But for any reason you put too much thought into the sex and linked that to a direct relationship forming type of bond, which is a big no-no to base a relationship on. If you wanted to just be fuck buddies then by all means, wrap it up and get to it but even those don't work for too long and with how you seem to emphasize sex I wouldn't suggest you do that with anyone especially her cause of her having a boyfriend and shit. Being a good guy is what gets dudes married, but being too good when a girl talks to you in small detail about her sex life and putting sex on an extreme pedestal messes everything up if the girl obviously thinks nothing big of it which she seems to think. And I don't know why I replied to an homeuax comment twice but you remind me of one of my good friends who actually got a girl her really liked but being such a good guy she kinda takes advantage of him and on numerous occasions I've told her to go fuck herself cause she is very sneaky and conniving towards my friend and has an excuse for everything which usually results in blaming my friend, and she originally left her boyfriend to be with my friend and even back then I told my friend any girl who leaves her boyfriend for another man after talking shit about the boyfriend for months is a shitty girl and don't deserve any good guys.
#493 -
anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
This is amazing.
Also, as a side note: Those girls that are attracted to douchebags, don't normally change that attraction. They'll just keep dating shitty men. Those are the weak girls that guys need to avoid.
I'll admit I've dated an ass, ONCE. My mistake was talking to him ever. Now I'm with a sweet, caring, man. We started out as best friends and now we've been dating for almost a year.
Also, as a side note: Those girls that are attracted to douchebags, don't normally change that attraction. They'll just keep dating shitty men. Those are the weak girls that guys need to avoid.
I'll admit I've dated an ass, ONCE. My mistake was talking to him ever. Now I'm with a sweet, caring, man. We started out as best friends and now we've been dating for almost a year.
#487 -
MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-] I'm glad my best friend is gay. I never have to worry about him deciding out of the blue he loves me and I "led him on" because I hung out with him and might have hugged him a few times.
I wouldn't mind if he loved me , but if I rejected someone, I'd be pretty pissed if they accused me of leading them on because we were friends and did friend stuff that constitutes as leading them on.
I wouldn't mind if he loved me , but if I rejected someone, I'd be pretty pissed if they accused me of leading them on because we were friends and did friend stuff that constitutes as leading them on.
#486 -
racoonking (01/24/2012) [-]
Wow. I legitimately needed to hear that...thank you. Your a true bro op, unless this is a retoast, but even if it is I don't really care
#484 -
anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
My guy friends are in the friend zone because I have a boyfriend.
Sorry, not leaving him for all the other dudes- he's sweet. :P
Sorry, not leaving him for all the other dudes- he's sweet. :P
#483 -
annogram (01/24/2012) [-] this is very true, love isn't love if its one way, if its one way its super destructive to your selfesteem which is one of the most important aspects of your personality, if a girl "friendzones you" fuck her, but you can't FRIENDZONE yourself, like this guy i realsied half the time you put yourself in the friendzone, next time you meet someone you might be interested in don't be super kind and spew your guys out to her, leave her guessing, complement her. and if that doesn't work out its not the end of the world keep you confidence level high, that all you need if you believe in yourself then you WILL find some1 no doubt
#482 -
thedungeonmaster (01/24/2012) [-] So true but yet hoards of guys will still fully accept being friendzoned because of their lack of balls
#481 -
MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-] The PROBLEM with the friendzone is some men assume the friendzoning in your post is the same as liking a girl who likes you as a friend.
If she leads you on, sure, if she asks you to wait, sure, she's a heartbreaking friendzoning BITCH, but if you just wake up one day and decide you're madly in love with a girl whos closest romantic advance is a hug, or even a kiss on the cheek, and she is NOT interested in you, that's called "Not everyone is going to love everyone who loves them"
It's stupid to say you're "friendzoned" because a girl you like considers you just a friend UNDER THE CONDITIONS that she never implied she may have ever been interested. It's a totally different thing. If you ask a girl out and she says "No I want to be friends." and the topic of a relationship was never brought up or talked in, then she did nothing wrong.
Have you NEVER had a girl like you that you liked as a friend but no more?
Not everyone in the world is going to love you, not even if you love them. But it's not a girls fault for not falling in love with you, and it's not HER fault you felt there was a chance if she never said there was or talked about the subject.
tl;dr -
Half of the whiners about the friendzone are just people who were NEVER led on who have a female friend who's not interested in them. Probably for a perfectly acceptable reason.
If she leads you on, sure, if she asks you to wait, sure, she's a heartbreaking friendzoning BITCH, but if you just wake up one day and decide you're madly in love with a girl whos closest romantic advance is a hug, or even a kiss on the cheek, and she is NOT interested in you, that's called "Not everyone is going to love everyone who loves them"
It's stupid to say you're "friendzoned" because a girl you like considers you just a friend UNDER THE CONDITIONS that she never implied she may have ever been interested. It's a totally different thing. If you ask a girl out and she says "No I want to be friends." and the topic of a relationship was never brought up or talked in, then she did nothing wrong.
Have you NEVER had a girl like you that you liked as a friend but no more?
Not everyone in the world is going to love you, not even if you love them. But it's not a girls fault for not falling in love with you, and it's not HER fault you felt there was a chance if she never said there was or talked about the subject.
tl;dr -
Half of the whiners about the friendzone are just people who were NEVER led on who have a female friend who's not interested in them. Probably for a perfectly acceptable reason.
#480 -
megaultrasupreme (01/24/2012) [-] Fucks to the YEAH!
Girls like nice guys, don't listen to that bullshit that says they like douchebags. Except for the hoes.
Girls like nice guys, don't listen to that bullshit that says they like douchebags. Except for the hoes.
#479 -
anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
Great advice for the true "nice guys" of whom I know many.
However, there are others who are only nice because they expect something (the relationship itself, sex, etc) in return, which really isn't being nice at all, it's being manipulative and these people are simply too cowardly to show their true intentions. Before the shitstorm of pinkies down comes, let me point out I only know this because I used to be one a few years ago.
For those people, this advice might make them think they're not the problem, and they are.
tl;dr If you're really a nice guy, take this advice, if you're just a coward after poon, you need a lot more help than one post on FJ can give you.
However, there are others who are only nice because they expect something (the relationship itself, sex, etc) in return, which really isn't being nice at all, it's being manipulative and these people are simply too cowardly to show their true intentions. Before the shitstorm of pinkies down comes, let me point out I only know this because I used to be one a few years ago.
For those people, this advice might make them think they're not the problem, and they are.
tl;dr If you're really a nice guy, take this advice, if you're just a coward after poon, you need a lot more help than one post on FJ can give you.
#477 -
KingCold (01/24/2012) [-] I've never gotten put in the friend zone, but I think it's wrong anyways. Just keep moving on, that's the best thing to do. You'll find the one eventually. Hope she isn't fat. Or black.
#476 -
Risus (01/24/2012) [-]
This happened to me 2 weeks ago. And trust me, I'm one of the nicest guys I know. I always treat girls with respect unless they push me way too far.
>Best friends with girl for 3 months
>Turns out she likes me too
>Date her for 4 months
>2 weeks ago, she talks to her ex-boyfriend again and still has feelings for him, is honest and breaks things off with me
>Not even mad, I still planned on being friends and moving on
>Find a fuck buddy because I've got 5 months left in this town and I'm not looking to form any new relationships
>Now apparently I'm an asshole despite me being nice through everything and putting up with her severe hormonal shit (serious PMS, OCD, all this shit) for months and she starts to try to insult me personally (by typing out a paragraphs long rant on some random guy's status on facebook that I commented on, bat shit insane stuff right there)
>Call out every single one of her insecurities, call her an immature, hormonal bitch, destroy her, tell her to fuck off and grow up
>Laugh every time I pass her in the hall
Feels good bro. And the new sex is so much better.
TL;DR - I "escaped" the friend zone, doesn't help, relationship was seriously unhealthy and we both just chased after each other nonstop for those 4 months. She dumped me for her ex, then tried to make it look like I was the ass. Bitches be crazy so I treated her as a bitch deserves. and I'm a stereotypical "nice guy"
nice guy.
>Best friends with girl for 3 months
>Turns out she likes me too
>Date her for 4 months
>2 weeks ago, she talks to her ex-boyfriend again and still has feelings for him, is honest and breaks things off with me
>Not even mad, I still planned on being friends and moving on
>Find a fuck buddy because I've got 5 months left in this town and I'm not looking to form any new relationships
>Now apparently I'm an asshole despite me being nice through everything and putting up with her severe hormonal shit (serious PMS, OCD, all this shit) for months and she starts to try to insult me personally (by typing out a paragraphs long rant on some random guy's status on facebook that I commented on, bat shit insane stuff right there)
>Call out every single one of her insecurities, call her an immature, hormonal bitch, destroy her, tell her to fuck off and grow up
>Laugh every time I pass her in the hall
Feels good bro. And the new sex is so much better.
TL;DR - I "escaped" the friend zone, doesn't help, relationship was seriously unhealthy and we both just chased after each other nonstop for those 4 months. She dumped me for her ex, then tried to make it look like I was the ass. Bitches be crazy so I treated her as a bitch deserves. and I'm a stereotypical "nice guy"
nice guy.
