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Masturbation Joke Comp 2

Masturbation Joke Comp 2!!
Acoording to the first one of these, a DDT
of people are right handed, but masturbate
with their left, with no lube, and have never
been caught
Again, hope it makes you lolla
What' s the meet sensitive part of your body when masturbating"?
Your ears.
T admit that looks aren' t everything
but for all the ugly self pitying
bitches:
you oan' t masturbate to personality
T was masturbating at a blind girl the other dag
She never saw me ocming.
Is it just me, or does everybody else find that they
become very picky when it ohmes to their porn?
I am the
T was jacking off to this TV show last night when my girlfriend
walked in, T panicked and quickly oranged the channel and a program
about disfigured babies ohme on. She saw what T was doing and
now thinks that T get turned on by disfigured babidi.
T mean how unlucky is that, the same
program being on at the same
time on two different channels.
T didn' t have much time for this due to exams, ',. . ,
but I' ll make another one if this gets loo ',
Sorry about the bacon from last time.
T put the wrong guy incharge of it ---- -->
BIN HIT!
This time we shall give bacon
sandwiches to all who don' t skilly
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#86 - Wikus (01/23/2012) [+] (22 replies)
**Wikus rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Space -the final frontier ** what I masturbate to
#88 to #86 - Wikus (01/23/2012) [-]
That's disgusting... Who would masturbate to Jersey Shore?
#259 - NinjaJedi (01/23/2012) [-]
Must be very difficult for you to go to Sickipedia.org, get all these masturbation jokes and put them into a comic. Those pinkies you got are well deserved.
#4 - sammyjankiis (01/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
To the frontpage!
To the frontpage!
#7 to #4 - kungfewpanda (01/23/2012) [-]
that's right! run bitches run!
that's right! run bitches run!
#197 - ruinsage (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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**ruinsage rolls 55**
#248 - LTB (01/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Wait, what if you waited in some blind persons room and just jacked off really quietly? I think I just found a new game for college frat houses to play.
Wait, what if you waited in some blind persons room and just jacked off really quietly? I think I just found a new game for college frat houses to play.
#271 - seabassrocks (01/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Cant Masturbate to personality?
User avatar #277 - idunnolol (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
pinkie me up please.
#6 - kungfewpanda (01/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
i masteurbate to this..
i masteurbate to this..
User avatar #8 to #6 - fluffles (01/23/2012) [-]
Instantly thought of Japan
User avatar #95 - proton (01/23/2012) [-]
Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Thefore, masturbation is better than sex.

#261 - guzzball (01/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #250 - coolerkingtwo (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"son, if you don't quit masturbating you'll go blind."
"dad, im over here!"
#212 - dguitarhero (01/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
yes, it must be very hard taking old masturbation jokes and posting them onto content
#218 to #212 - fcrocker (01/23/2012) [-]
Haha. "Hard"
#290 - francefrys (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#221 - thebigpenguin (01/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**thebigpenguin rolls 87**
#51 - herrdouchebag (01/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Great, now I have to clear my history.
#55 to #54 - kingreaver (01/23/2012) [-]
I'll be waiting......
#244 - captainbh (01/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
pinkie whore...
pinkie whore...
#1 - jakerfv (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Made me laugh, you deserve a metal.
+14
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#359 - rileyisawesome (01/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
More bacon for you guys :D
More bacon for you guys :D
#235 - grimmwaters (01/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's not Insanity wolf.

This is Insanity Wolf.
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