so there are a lot of posts making the front page about
funnyjunkers getting friend zoned, or walked on by girls.
Here are a few tips for you guys:
Indifference is your greatest weapon. Females are much
more social than men are. They LOVE attention, but not:
constant sad sack loser desperate attention. Be very
selective with your compliments. Make her earn them. Do
NOT smother her with compliments all the time. If she
behaves like a bitch, ignore her. She will hate it, and
she will pay more attention to you.
Why are you l oring me, Derp?
irls that say they are ugly or constantly ask if they are
pretty are not: worth your time. They are generally prone
o making bad decisions, and in the long run will end up
arting you. They require constant maintenance. Girls
ever go for guys like that, why should you go for a girl
ho behaves like that? Relationships are supposed to be
nun, not: a second job.
2 Am T pretty?
Girls are naturally drawn to men with strong opinions who
Lake charge. Try new things, play a sport, be adventurous.
Don' t be afraid to throw yourself out: into the world.
Girls love spontaneous guys who keep them on their toes.
If she breaks a date, admits feelings for another guy, or
instantly rejects your advances, cut her loose. There are
plenty of other fish in the sea. If she comes back and
offers you an apology for her behavior and says she wants
o keep things going, then go from there. If not, shes
not: interested. Move on.
If a girl you like friend zones you, stop all advances on
Ier, and focus on another girl. Be respectful to the girl
ho friend zoned you, never be mean. She will get jealous
of the new girl you are chasing, because females are
jealous by nature. After a couple weeks, ask Mrs.
Friendzone on a date, or to come hang out: with you.
In all likelyhood, she will be happy to be on the date,
will respond to your advances.
Now go out: there, and get some.