Well, fuck.... What is yours? ^^ EDIT: First time top 200! Thanks guys ^^ EDIT: First time top 60! WHOOP. grab nearest book. turn to page sixty. the ninth sente
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Well, fuck...

What is yours? ^^
EDIT: First time top 200! Thanks guys ^^
EDIT: First time top 60! WHOOP

grab nearest book.
turn to page sixty.
the ninth sentence deli's
how good you are at
oral.
Everybody ran out the
door, following the
horrifying Screams, which
sounded like a little
...
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#591 - blanchardd (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just then, she was yanked away from him by an unseen, powerful force and was pinned to a nearby wall.
#185 - Oddsword (01/23/2012) [-]
Neil Gaiman's "Interworld", page 60, sentence 9.    
   
   
"Nope."
Neil Gaiman's "Interworld", page 60, sentence 9.


"Nope."
#396 - thelastolympian (01/23/2012) [-]
From "The Lightning Theif"
"I recoiled at the taste, because I was expecting apple juice"
#210 - jamaline (01/23/2012) [-]
Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter   
"I admit I felt nothing"
Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter
"I admit I felt nothing"
#208 - katysummers (01/23/2012) [-]
"I wish you were my teacher." A Wind in the Door by Madeleine L'engle
User avatar #207 - frozenbro (01/23/2012) [-]
"Some of the sailors laughed so hard they fell down on the deck."
#618 - harmonyftw (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"I watched in stunned wonder as the thick red liquid drooled from what looked like a gaping, vicious wound." Ok that is just really nasty. O.o
#653 - foreveraloneninja (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
His attention to detail and precision was impressive in one so young and Anders hired him immediately.
#547 - iHAXnoobs (01/23/2012) [-]
mine isnt funny so i wont post it
#441 - thefuzzyllama (01/23/2012) [-]
He couldn't imagine how the little boy came on his bed.
- Seven Little Australians
#409 - girzimman (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"We're nearly there, Harry, we've nearly made it!" shouted Hagrid.
"We're nearly there, Harry, we've nearly made it!" shouted Hagrid.


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User avatar #297 - sinistersnips (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"I screamed, and the deer fled." - My Side of the Mountain......
#96 - jeppetp (01/22/2012) [-]
"Jeg ble' så glad jeg græd" That means: "I got so happy that i cried" in danish :P
#7 - roleppol (01/22/2012) [-]
"I'll meet you at the market"
#595 - FeaRiGinGeR (01/23/2012) [-]
This move is now playable; indeed, it is obligatory, since after 3...0-0-0 4d3 g3 Black is a tempo behind with his attack; White then has the following defence, a characteristic one in such positions: 5 be3 Qh2+ 6 Kf1 Qh1+ 7 bg1, and Black's attack has come to nothing.

I'm reading a chess book about attacking, haha. This particular chapter was about focal-points. :3
#592 - dessie (01/23/2012) [-]
"Marshal Dughan knew he was the last standing"
the third sentence was WAY better "A moment later, the monstrous sounds of something moist being torn apart echoed in the shaft"
User avatar #555 - sillylittlefuckers (01/23/2012) [-]
The Alchemist - " ..he stared into the liquid.. " nice

User avatar #550 - babs (01/23/2012) [-]
"And then his eyes bulged wide with a strange kind of confused horror" seriously FML
#467 - linkjimmy (01/23/2012) [-]
Ny face was burning, but I knew better than to talk.
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