A mather was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living reem.
She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches whe want
off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of we sons of
bitches whe are getting on get your asses in the train 'cause we' re leaving."
The mather went inte the living room and told her sen, "We den' t use that kind
of language in this house. blow I want we go to your room for twe hours.
When we cemo eet we may play with your train. But I want you use nice
Two hours later the son semes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Seen the train stopped and mother heard her son say," Ali passengers whe
are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with
we. We thank we for riding with us taday and hope your trip was a pleasant
ene. We hope we will ride with us again seen."
Fer these of we just boarding we ask we store all your luggage under your
seat. Remember there is smoking except in the club car. We hope we will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us."
And for these of we whe are pissed off about the twe hour delay please see
the bitch in the kitchen."