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How To Start A Fight (Part 2)

Hey guys thank you so much for the other one and all your postings, keep them coming I love them! I really did write that one on my own if you enjoyed it tell me

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How To Start A Fight (Part 2)
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Dedz to myplague
On my 40th anniversary, my wife asked me
what my first thoughts were when I met
her for the first time.
l wanted to suck your tits dry and ****
your brains out," I replied.
She took off her robe and asked "What
do you think now?"
I answered, "looks like I did a good job."
And that' s how the fight started,,,
Dedz to Theoneking
I asked my wife, "where she wanted to go
for our anniversary."
It warmed my heart when I saw her face
melt in appreciation.
She said, "somewhere I haven' t been in a
long time."
So I said, "how about the kitchen?"
And that' s how the fight started...
Dedz to thisitesux
I stated an opinion on Fl,
And that' s how the fight started,,,
This is a longer one that I wrote by
myself.
A Foreign Relations Representative
was in charge of a merger between
three companies.
He invited three presidents of each
of these companies to his house.
The First was from Egypt, the
second was from Iraq, and the third
was from Afghanistan.
At dinner, the man' s wife asked the
men, if they were to wake up to the
person they hated the most in the bed
next to them, with a knife in your
hand, who would it be, and what would
you do?
The man from Afghanistan said, "Easy,
Bin Laden is already dead, so I' d just
throw him out in the garbage."
The man from Iraq responded next,
Well if Saddam Hussein was next to
me, I' d be wierded out, but yeah I' d
just toss his body out too."
The man from Egypt said, "Well i' d
stab Mubarak as many times as
possible to make sure he' s dead."
Then his wife turned to him and said,
Same Question."
The man thought for a moment and
said, "Easy, the same thing I do every
day, put the knife back in the drawer,
kiss you on the cheek and get ready
for work.
And that' s how the fight started...
I have a couple more but didn' t want
to make this too long, if you like this
again, I' ll post the rest, I would love
if you guys continue posting your
own ones, or messaging me them, I
will of course continue with the dedz
and putting them in. Thank you(:
...
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#51 - donekilledyou (01/22/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Things to say that will always start a fight
#52 to #51 - donekilledyou (01/22/2012) [-]
Guys wanna fight?
#196 - snuset (01/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a midget.

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

And that's how the fight started...

I won of course.

User avatar #30 - foelkera ONLINE (01/21/2012) [-]
I was failing art school and all the jewish kids were dicks to me. Eventually I found a nice club filled with like minded people, and soon became president of the club. We became more and more popular. Eventually we decided to go on vacation in Poland.

...And that's how the holocaust started.
#91 - crazycool (01/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#92 to #91 - Skrufymunky (01/22/2012) [-]
you can't
#113 - thechosentroll (01/22/2012) [+] (18 replies)
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I was on FunnyJunk.

I posted a pony.

And that's how the fight started.
#106 - mookiez (01/22/2012) [-]
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I said something to my girlfriend.

And that's how the fight started.

*next morning.*

I said nothing to my girlfriend.


And that's how the fight started.
#15 - thefatnigger (01/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A Catholic Priest and his wife (yes they can have wives) were sitting in the hospital shortly after she had a baby.

A doctor enters the room to consult with the couple.

After the consultation, the priest asks the doctor, "How long before we can have sex?"

The doctor responded, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

And that's how the fight started...
#120 - dvdfaust ONLINE (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dvdfaust rolls 72** I rolled for Dubs...
User avatar #121 to #120 - dvdfaust ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
And that's how the fight started.
#35 - ihaveupsyndrome (01/22/2012) [-]
How I start a fight.
How I start a fight.
#4 - evilpotato (01/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture

#185 - benlazdude (01/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
yes
User avatar #112 - jcllcj (01/22/2012) [-]
I was playing basketball with my friends and I accidentally threw the ball at a gang member that was up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood.


And that how the fight started.
User avatar #11 - tonyspinners (01/21/2012) [-]
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant.”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. All of them board the train.The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.”The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money .When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed accountant.”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”

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User avatar #236 - rhhyyyssss (01/22/2012) [-]
My wife gave me $500 and told me to go out and spend it on something that would make her look sexy.

I came home drunk.

That's when the fight started.
#200 - loveyameanish (01/22/2012) [-]
Number 4
#189 - spectralbanshee (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to give me a blowjob.
She said: "No way in hell will I giaargsgarggle"

And that's how the fight started...
User avatar #151 - richardastley (01/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Hey, honey."
"Yes?"
"Where she wanted to go for our anniversary?"

Then she told me I'm ******* retarded.

If you don't get it, read the second story.
User avatar #105 - dzamie (01/22/2012) [-]
I said I was Jewish on 4chan.
And that's how the fight started...
#77 - Zonk (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I ****** it up can some fix what I did and make it look better.
#5 - soulkiller (01/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You kick ass!
You kick ass!
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