Twilight...

naw, its not worth it, their bloods too gamy, taste like cheap shampoo mixed with depression and ongoing stupidity of being an emotionless twat and leaves the aftertaste of no self respect

Seras FTW

Alucard is a baws

fuck yeah

why is alucard flying the blackbird?...epic by the way

he nose dives into a boat to kill people.

Ahhh Alucard...always finding a way to entertain me...lolol

Jan Valentine is the shit.

real vampire

As a wampire, one simply doesn't get an erection.

That depends on the lore. Depending on what vampire you are talking about depends on what they can and cannot do. The Vamps I enjoy are actually alive, but they live longer and are harder to kill, with an addiction to blood. They still have to eat, however.

I see your point and agree.
I like the idea from the game Vampire The Masquerade, where there are different types of vampire depending on who transformed you.
Different abilityboosts and weaknesses.

Bish got dat swagga

Well, my good sir, I don't think that there is such thing as a "non-fucking Brazzers" logo.

Soon

Vampires have no blood.

he cant. for he is a REAL vampire with no blood flowing throughout his body and therefor cannot get an erection

god damnit if that was true he wouldnt be at all. logicd

Shove a broom up her ass.

How is this a paradox?

the desc and tags on this picture

I see what you mean.

description vs. tags

Rofl! xD

It should be. This is an ancient retoast.