Definitely Happend. totally seems possible ....dont ya think. mg f Nau. fl saw) cc: = HMS [WIT
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Definitely Happend

totally seems possible ....dont ya think

mg f
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fl saw) cc: =
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Submitted: 01/21/2012
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#40 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#47 - BrotherofSteel (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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It's just a joke.
#112 - caesarslegion (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#174 - crazycool (01/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
mfw modern-day-science-fed atheists try to rationalize an ancient biblical text written in a language they've never even heard of in a cultural setting they don't even know
#178 to #174 - aerius (01/22/2012) [-]
1: you didn't post an image, so there's no point in saying 'mfw'.
2: you're arguing in favour of religion on funnyjunk.
3: The old testament isn't a cultural setting, it's a work of fiction, or speculation, if you prefer.
User avatar #150 - mopmanmoss (01/22/2012) [-]
they went to find npc villages
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User avatar #116 to #113 - neikoliberty (01/22/2012) [-]
only 2 of every kind so they can ****
User avatar #71 - arcticlink (01/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Cmon guys, the bible is supposed to be taken metaphorically....
User avatar #51 - therealpokemon (01/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Adam and Eve had **** TONS of kids. But imagine how long the ******* Bible would be if it covered EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
User avatar #257 - trollcommentpolice (01/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Missing the fact that Adam and Eve had a life span around 930 years, they had more than 2 sons
#288 to #277 - jrook (01/23/2012) [-]
That may just be the most factually incorrect thing I've ever read
#159 - thinkingbear (01/22/2012) [-]
Fundamentalists are people who believe in the strict interpretations of the bible. But most other Christians see those as Myths. You guiz are so silly.
User avatar #142 - jbug (01/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
....wow, if ur gonna insult it, at least get ur story straight..
#137 - jrook (01/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
So people are saying that adam and eve had **** tons of kids because they lived 1000 of years. I assume that means natrually. If you consider how frequent women bleed to death from child birth I think eve would have been lucky to get maybe 50-200 single birth kids.



If you christians want to believe that women were invincible child bearing machines you're going to have to face the fact that its more likely that even bore litters of children, was the size of a whale and almost certainly had rows of nipples to accomodate the litters of humans

The size would also make sense because they lived to be so old, perhaps 500 years of age would mean they'd grow to the size of whales. Then with only 50-200 litters of 100 humans every nine months you'd easily reach the quota of 100,000 people being alive in so little generations
And over time as resources became more scarce and human litters got smaller, and the women had fewer and fewer nipples


Seems like the only logical way to go about it



Pic related, humans AS WE KNOW THEM couldnt have had the rate of reproduction that christian scholars theorize must have occured. THEREFORE they must have been fundamentally different in physiology
#144 to #137 - connorg (01/22/2012) [-]
your story sounds nearly exactly like this other theory i know that starts with a e and ends with voloution....
#119 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
he created more people than just adam and eve. those two were the first on earth, thats why it was documented.
User avatar #102 - thecatholic (01/22/2012) [-]
.... *brain essplods*
Genesis 2 mentions that Adam and Eve had more than just two children (incest implied.) Also, it's not ******* literal.
User avatar #255 - vwanyama (01/22/2012) [-]
It said they were the first two in the bible...not the first and only two. Just sayin'
#80 - randomness (01/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
people need to stop assuming something based solely on one perspective. instead of just making fun of someone because they're handicapped, why not get to know them better first? yea yeah, pinkie me down and comment "gtfo annon" ...lol w/e
#92 to #89 - randomness (01/22/2012) [-]
haha...yes in a way. Crippled by corrupted followers and unbelievers....but in a sense, it's the teachings of Jesus that I look up upon....not some old tales written before him.
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