Definitely Happend. totally seems possible ....dont ya think. mg f Nau. fl saw) cc: = HMS [WIT
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totally seems possible ....dont ya think

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Submitted: 01/21/2012
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User avatar #273 - biporch (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm not a religious guy (Atheist to be exact) but I'm not ignorant either, that's Genesis, everything on Genesis is taken by the Christians as a fable.
#268 - goshy (01/22/2012) [-]
**goshy rolled a random image posted in comment #270 at Ararm Crock ** cause in that time , it was okay to have sex with your sister !!
User avatar #257 - trollcommentpolice (01/22/2012) [-]
Missing the fact that Adam and Eve had a life span around 930 years, they had more than 2 sons
User avatar #262 to #257 - trampballs (01/22/2012) [-]
well thats even more legit
User avatar #277 to #262 - trollcommentpolice (01/22/2012) [-]
Also keep in mind that throughout human history our life span expectancy have dramatical gone down, only in the last 80 years has it gradually gone up.
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User avatar #308 to #306 - trollcommentpolice (01/24/2012) [-]
Ooo nice, did you come up with that when you went to bed and felt bitter and full of nonsense. check factual life expectancies in history, the longest life's recorded go to 300 years + and the smallest 20 and 30
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User avatar #310 to #309 - trollcommentpolice (01/25/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, but its the bible that documents these very long life spans in our history, and the bible has very accurate historical records and detail on certain people in those times. If you do no want to believe what the bible says on this matter I can understand and I shall leave it at that and take my leave, I hope not to offend you good sir. you are a smart man.
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#288 to #277 - jrook (01/23/2012) [-]
That may just be the most factually incorrect thing I've ever read
User avatar #278 to #277 - trampballs (01/22/2012) [-]
i dont think in any time throughout human history someone has been about to live for nearly a full millennium
#256 - bcmn (01/22/2012) [-]
It said they were the "first" two people on Earth, not the "only" two people on Earth.
User avatar #255 - vwanyama (01/22/2012) [-]
It said they were the first two in the bible...not the first and only two. Just sayin'
User avatar #252 - paiwithapple (01/22/2012) [-]
i have already posted something like this! www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...

User avatar #250 - xdevvy (01/22/2012) [-]
**xdevvy rolls 53,563** The number of times I've seen this.
#247 - Dasblitz (01/22/2012) [-]
ima gonna pinkie this down cos all religion does is create un-needed arguments and fights. This **** is how wars start
User avatar #228 - hachigomo (01/22/2012) [-]
And on the left you will be seeing the same joke being repeated for the 200th time this month.
User avatar #216 - olafoneeye (01/22/2012) [-]
yeh im pretty sure the bible says we are all related and all came from adam and eve, im pretty sure scumbag cain killed his brother tho
User avatar #201 - prosername (01/22/2012) [-]
+ when the bible mentions the creation of adam it actually refers to the creation of mankind

#198 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [-]
that is why christianity doesn't make sense. in islam those 2 siblings married each other because they couldn't do anything else
User avatar #196 - liebebella (01/22/2012) [-]
Cain and Abel weren't the only children of Adam and Eve...
#199 to #196 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [-]
Basically, in the story of Adam and Eve, the bible admits that there were other people than Adam, Eve and their children. Just one of many instances where the bible isn't exactly truthful.
User avatar #194 - seveer (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't believe in this **** (atheist), but I have a joke for you all:

Adam was talking to god one day and he said, "God, what is a woman?"
God said, "A woman is a wonderful creature that will love you, support you, pleasure you, and take care of your needs."
"What would that cost me?"
"A leg."
" ....... then what could I get for a rib?"
#195 to #194 - seveer (01/22/2012) [-]
Also, 1 brother killed the other. So basically, it was supposedly Adam, Eve, and he 1 son .... and the bible says incest is wrong ....
Also, 1 brother killed the other. So basically, it was supposedly Adam, Eve, and he 1 son .... and the bible says incest is wrong ....

User avatar #200 to #195 - manofparody (01/22/2012) [-]
There's also a story of when god burned down soddom and gamorrah. He let one man and his family live, and told them not to look back while leaving the city. The dumb ass wife looked back and turned to salt. They turned to a cave where the 2 girls felt bad for their father for losing his wife, and got him drunk and ****** him over a course of 2 days.

The bible has incest all over it. Read it.
User avatar #204 to #200 - seveer (01/22/2012) [-]
Go ask any christian person if their religion supports incest. That's the intended point, they would tell you no.
User avatar #205 to #204 - manofparody (01/22/2012) [-]
Sometimes I want to carry around the GIF of mr. garrison ringing the triangle and going, "RETARD ALERT" everytime someone tells me they're a christian.
User avatar #208 to #205 - seveer (01/22/2012) [-]
At least Jehovah's witnesses are fun to argue with, even just to listen to pure stupidity :P
User avatar #192 - perciaval (01/22/2012) [-]
and found wives and found whores
User avatar #188 - worldatarms (01/22/2012) [-]
I thought they just made women from the ground
#181 - zumok (01/22/2012) [-]
FALSE. Lilith and Adam were the first two people on earth (according to christianity) but Adam and Lilith had an argument over sex, Lilith wanted to be on top for a change but Adam declined and had god remove her (lol wut) then, to show man's dominance, adam spawned Eve from his rib. BTW, I AM ACTUALLY ATHEIST SO THIS **** NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
User avatar #190 to #181 - braviary (01/22/2012) [-]
> 'Adam spawned Eve from his rib'

Why am I laughing so hard
User avatar #191 to #190 - zumok (01/22/2012) [-]
lol didnt realise, i got caught up in the moment.
#174 - crazycool (01/22/2012) [-]
mfw modern-day-science-fed atheists try to rationalize an ancient biblical text written in a language they've never even heard of in a cultural setting they don't even know
User avatar #189 to #174 - fisticuffsactivate (01/22/2012) [-]
You would kind of need to hear about religion in general to not believe in it.
#178 to #174 - aerius (01/22/2012) [-]
1: you didn't post an image, so there's no point in saying 'mfw'.
2: you're arguing in favour of religion on funnyjunk.
3: The old testament isn't a cultural setting, it's a work of fiction, or speculation, if you prefer.
#179 to #178 - crazycool (01/22/2012) [-]
1. Your reaction pic sucks
2. Implying all funnyjunkers are atheists
3. "biblical text written in a language......in a cultural setting they don't even know" never said the bible is a cultural setting(what the **** does that even mean). Learn to read newLamar Smith.
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#180 to #179 - aerius (01/22/2012) [-]
1: Clearly you've never played the single greatest DS game ever.
2: most are
3: ''mfw modern-day-science-fed atheists try to rationalize an ancient biblical text written in a language they've never even heard of in a cultural setting they don't even know'' You did say 'cultural setting', asstard.
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