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#124 -
anonymous (01/22/2012) [-] 
Q: What is the difference between a baby and my burger?
A: I don't fuck my burger before i eat it.
A: I don't fuck my burger before i eat it.
#119 -
mikailkhaos (01/22/2012) [-] What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#118 -
corkscrew (01/22/2012) [-] What's the difference between a truck full of black babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Content may not have been racist but my comment has babies.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Content may not have been racist but my comment has babies.
#115 -
forevertrombone (01/22/2012) [-] What's black and blue and doesn't like to be touched?
the 4-year-old in my trunk.
the 4-year-old in my trunk.
#114 -
thequeenofslime (01/22/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a rock?
You can't eat a rock.
You can't eat a rock.
#111 -
heatersgonnaheat (01/22/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon.
Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon.
#104 -
anonymous (01/22/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1787739 at FJ Pony Thread **
You want to know what's grosser than that? OPs sex life.
You want to know what's grosser than that? OPs sex life.
#97 -
pyrointheface (01/22/2012) [-] What's better than five babies in a garbage can?
One baby in five garbage cans
One baby in five garbage cans
#110 to #109 -
pyrointheface (01/22/2012) [-] So this kid asks his older sister, "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
She yells at him and tells him to tell Mom what he said
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
She yells at him and sends him to his father
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He yelled at him and sent him to school and told him to ask his teacher
He asked his teacher, "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
She sent him to the principles office and told him to ask him
He asked "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He sends him to the Superintendent
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He expels him and sends him home.
On the way home he gets hit by a bus and dies. Do you know what the moral of the story is?
Always look both ways before crossing the street.
She yells at him and tells him to tell Mom what he said
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
She yells at him and sends him to his father
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He yelled at him and sent him to school and told him to ask his teacher
He asked his teacher, "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
She sent him to the principles office and told him to ask him
He asked "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He sends him to the Superintendent
He asks "What does it mean to give someone a blowjob?"
He expels him and sends him home.
On the way home he gets hit by a bus and dies. Do you know what the moral of the story is?
Always look both ways before crossing the street.
#90 -
lightningunicorn (01/22/2012) [-] What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
#82 -
Mikeydaboss ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-] Guess whats dirtier than that? fingering your sister and fine your dad's wedding ring in it
#81 -
Zaivia (01/22/2012) [-] How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
#80 -
acidpixel (01/22/2012) [-] Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a trampoline.
I don't wear military boots when i jump on my trampoline.
I don't wear military boots when i jump on my trampoline.
#76 -
youallfags (01/22/2012) [-] What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a garbage compacter
A baby in a garbage compacter
