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How To Start A Fight..
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I'm a bit inflammatory....
THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS...more »
I'm a bit inflammatory....
THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS
Here's the link to part 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3210822/How+To+Start+A+Fight+Part+2
How To Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mothers
inflow a cemetery plot as a Christmas
The next year I didn' t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
Well, you still haven' t used the gift I
bought you last: year!"
And that' s how the fight sta raed....
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?
She said no.
So I looked to her again and said "Is
that your final answer?"
Not even looking at me, she said "Yes."
So I said, "then I' d like to phone a
friend"
And that' s when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant,
The waiter for some reason, took
my order first.
I' ll have the rump steak, rare,
please."
He said, "Aren' t you worried about
the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that‘ s when the fight started...
thumbs,
when the fight started,,,
Deds,
Whether you liked them or not,
have a nice day ,
One year, I decided to buy my mothers
inflow a cemetery plot as a Christmas
The next year I didn' t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
Well, you still haven' t used the gift I
bought you last: year!"
And that' s how the fight sta raed....
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?
She said no.
So I looked to her again and said "Is
that your final answer?"
Not even looking at me, she said "Yes."
So I said, "then I' d like to phone a
friend"
And that' s when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant,
The waiter for some reason, took
my order first.
I' ll have the rump steak, rare,
please."
He said, "Aren' t you worried about
the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that‘ s when the fight started...
thumbs,
when the fight started,,,
Deds,
Whether you liked them or not,
have a nice day ,
...
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sit down to watch some television
turn television to UFC
referee announces 3, 2, 1
and thats when the fight started
turn television to UFC
referee announces 3, 2, 1
and thats when the fight started
#212
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N. Korean citizen (01/21/2012) [-]
I was anon, and had an opinion,
and that's' when the fight started...
and that's' when the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
#84
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grimmwaters (01/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I was eating dinner with my family one night, when my brother asked me to
pass him the ketchup.
I gave it to him.
And that's how the fight started.
pass him the ketchup.
I gave it to him.
And that's how the fight started.
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#36
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MetaGunna (01/21/2012) [-]
**MetaGunna rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Oh God **
I decided to go out drinking with my friends
I punched a guy
And that's when the fight started
I decided to go out drinking with my friends
I punched a guy
And that's when the fight started
My wife gave me $500 and told me to go out and spend it on something that would make her look sexy.
I came home drunk.
That's when the fight started.
I came home drunk.
That's when the fight started.
#104
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myplague **User deleted account** (01/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
"My wife and I on our 40th wedding anniversary.
Things start to get romantic.
She asks what my first thoughts were when I saw her for the first time.
I said, 'I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out.'
She takes off her robe and asks, 'What do you think now?'
I replied, 'It looks like I did a good job.'
Then the fight started.
Things start to get romantic.
She asks what my first thoughts were when I saw her for the first time.
I said, 'I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out.'
She takes off her robe and asks, 'What do you think now?'
I replied, 'It looks like I did a good job.'
Then the fight started.
#261
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browealicious (01/21/2012) [-]
**browealicious rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at A GF ** <-- what's behind all fights