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If you' re right handed, you tend to
chew food on the right side of your
mouth; if you' re left handed you
tend to chew on the left.
Pain signals reach the brain more
slowly than touch signals. That' s why
rubbing things really works!
The only animal that can get a
sunburn, apart from a human is a pig
Vegetarians beware: many and
nosofat yogurts and sweets contain
gelatin, which is made from animal
tendons, ligaments, and bones.
You' d think the crunching would give it
It must be drowned out by the sound of
all those vegetarians patting themselves
on the back for being vegetarians.
Brain cells are the only cells in the
body that do not regenerate.
When they' re gone, they' re gone!
A Dutch gym runs naked workout
sessions, me gush.
Salivating before throwing up is the
bodies way of protecting your teeth
from the high acid levels in vomit.
The USA has the largest air force in the
world with more then 6, 000 aircraft.
Creme Puff the cat lived up to the
ripe old age of " years and 3 days,
that is nearly 350 cat years'.
The longest TV advert was for
Lipton Ice Tea Green and it lasted
for 24 minutes!
In 1976 an LA secretary named
Janeane Swift officially married a
50 pound rock in a ceremony
witnessed by more than 20 people.
Croaking is the art of watching
people eating food, hoping they' ll
offer you some.
When gentlemen in medieval Japan
wished to seal an agreement, they
urinated together, crisscrossing their
streams of piss.
Sound carries so well in the Artie
that on a calm day, a conversation
can be heard from 1. 8 miles away'.
The ancient Egyptians trained baboons
to wait on tables.
The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation.
If the Earth was the size of a golf
ball, the Sun would be the size of
a washing machine.
BURNS " Mans Hill Bill!!!
Mill titlle& . DANE!!!
Vodka is Russian for 'little water'.
Adolf Hitlers mother seriously
considered having an abortion but
was talked out of it by her doctor.
The state of Florida is bigger then
Iguanas have two penises.
MDT INN ENTER ill! /
Baskin Robbins once made
ketchup flavored ice cream.
Jar; IS THIS SHIT?
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