SCYTHER FUCK YEAH. .... HOLY , BACK THE ‘L UP IS THAT A GODDAMN SCYTHER? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS ll Jesus Christ, look at this . It' s a JP Mantis Hybrid, holy .
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SCYTHER FUCK YEAH

HOLY **** , BACK THE ‘L
**** UP
IS THAT A GODDAMN
SCYTHER?
YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
ll Jesus Christ, look at this **** . It' s a *******
JP Mantis Hybrid, holy **** . Look at
those scythes, they' re ******* defeet long, which is just
Look at his ******* about the right length to kill your entire ******* family in
eyes. He' s not going to one swing. If that' s not enough, he can also ******* fly,
cutup with any ofyour meaning you' re ass is safe just about NOWHERE.
**** .
**** , OH, and by the way, this thing travels in ******* swarms,
mager which mean you' ll have to deal with roughly a few hundred
110 ******* of the crazy *********** bearing down on your ass.
Better pray to your God for mercy, cause an entire army
Morethan hill of Scythers sure as **** arent going to give
anything that moves you any.
What' s that, you think Pinsir is better?
WELL **** YOU. SCYTHER WOULD BEAT PINSER' S BITCH ASS
BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW WHAT THE **** WAS HAPPENING.
You think Rock Slide' s gonna help you, just because it' s at Super Effective'?
Good plan, except Scyther is 3 times faster than Pinsir' s slow ass, and get
this: Scyther can learn ******* Aerial Ace, bitch, which he gets STAB for.
This equates to a 90 - Power attack, which is also Super Effective against
Pinsir. What this means in short is: SCYTHER WILL **** ' S ****
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, ON THE FIRST TURN.
Scyther is so awesome, that when they gave him an evolution, they couldn' t
up it' s base stats, which means that Scyther can dish out MORE DAMAGE
than the defensiveness's Sewer, and only pussies focus on defense so ****
you if you evolve him.
IF YOU DON' T OWN A SCYTHER
YOU ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
SO teii) O ******* KILL YOURSELF
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#19 - viralvideocentral **User deleted account** (04/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
he's like the ninja of pokemo-
User avatar #21 to #19 - snappycat (04/03/2010) [-]
what the hell are you talking about scyther is no nin-
User avatar #20 - suprdude (04/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
*Pushes Scyther with hand having him tremble on the ground stiff*

*Walks away not looking at the huge ass explotion where Scyther's body used to be.*
User avatar #23 to #20 - teohalgro (04/03/2010) [-]
cool guys don't look at explosions,
they just turnaround and walk away!
User avatar #18 - pwnarOnii (04/03/2010) [-]
MOAR POKEMON **** YEAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account** (04/03/2010) [-]
He also hase False Swipe, so you can **** yourself right before he kills you.
User avatar #32 - xXMattMiguelXx (04/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Too bad Scyther can't fap...

User avatar #22 - DarkMata (04/03/2010) [-]
Hold up... Can't I just hide underwater?
Bitch doesn't know about hydrodynamics.
#17 - frolord (04/03/2010) [-]
I literally just beat an entire gym with this bad-ass :D
User avatar #15 - Increditroll (04/03/2010) [-]
<3 My favorite pokermanz.. You sir.. ******* Win.
#8 - Astynax (04/03/2010) [-]
You sir, have just earned my respect as a human being.....
#1 - AdmiralPlanet **User deleted account** (04/03/2010) [+] (8 replies)
In heartgold today I entered the bug catching contest and caught a lvl 13 scyther, I DIDN'T EVEN PLACE IN THE TOP 3, CATERPIE CAME FIRST , WTF!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #1 - BadassRussianGuy (04/03/2010) [-]
noob! pokemon yellow is the **** !
User avatar #36 - nojokes (04/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
how many " ***** " are you going to put in there? damn..
#37 to #36 - OneEightSeven (04/04/2010) [-]
As many as necessary
Why dont you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself?
User avatar #24 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/03/2010) [+] (17 replies)
Ice, Lightning, Fire, Poison, Flying, and Rock kill Scyther. He really is ****** as **** . I wish people would actually PLAY a Pokemon game before making **** like this.
User avatar #61 to #60 - CrownedClown (04/13/2010) [-]
xtly
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User avatar #54 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
Also for those fag that sya that scyther is easy to kill,RAISE A FAST ONE PLUS SLASH ,POSIBLE OWNAGE
#39 - Ken M (04/04/2010) [-]
Caught one on HeartGold Today. ******* .
#27 - Ken M (04/04/2010) [-]
Alex Mercer would be proud...
User avatar #25 - Callfall (04/03/2010) [-]
nah you can't hide in the water because he will just cut open the sea and kill your ass
User avatar #13 - roflstorm (04/03/2010) [-]
damn scyther, you scary!
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