SCYTHER FUCK YEAH. .... HOLY SHIT, BACK THE ‘L FUCK UP IS THAT A GODDAMN SCYTHER? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS ll Jesus Christ, look at this shit. It' s a fucking JP  SCYTHER FUCK YEAH HOLY SHIT BACK THE ‘L UP IS THAT A GODDAMN SCYTHER? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT ll Jesus Christ look at this shit It' s a fucking JP
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SCYTHER FUCK YEAH

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HOLY SHIT, BACK THE ‘L
FUCK UP
IS THAT A GODDAMN
SCYTHER?
YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
ll Jesus Christ, look at this shit. It' s a fucking
JP Mantis Hybrid, holy fuck. Look at
those scythes, they' re fucking defeet long, which is just
Look at his fucking about the right length to kill your entire fucking family in
eyes. He' s not going to one swing. If that' s not enough, he can also fucking fly,
cutup with any ofyour meaning you' re ass is safe just about NOWHERE.
shit.
shit, OH, and by the way, this thing travels in fucking swarms,
mager which mean you' ll have to deal with roughly a few hundred
110 Fucking of the crazy motherfucks bearing down on your ass.
Better pray to your God for mercy, cause an entire army
Morethan hill of Scythers sure as shit arent going to give
anything that moves you any.
What' s that, you think Pinsir is better?
WELL FUCK YOU. SCYTHER WOULD BEAT PINSER' S BITCH ASS
BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING.
You think Rock Slide' s gonna help you, just because it' s at Super Effective'?
Good plan, except Scyther is 3 times faster than Pinsir' s slow ass, and get
this: Scyther can learn fucking Aerial Ace, bitch, which he gets STAB for.
This equates to a 90 - Power attack, which is also Super Effective against
Pinsir. What this means in short is: SCYTHER WILL FUCK ' S SHIT
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, ON THE FIRST TURN.
Scyther is so awesome, that when they gave him an evolution, they couldn' t
up it' s base stats, which means that Scyther can dish out MORE DAMAGE
than the defensiveness's Sewer, and only pussies focus on defense so fuck
you if you evolve him.
IF YOU DON' T OWN A SCYTHER
YOU ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
SO teii) O FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#19 - viralvideocentral **User deleted account**
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(04/03/2010) [-]
he's like the ninja of pokemo-
User avatar #21 to #19 - snappycat
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(04/03/2010) [-]
what the hell are you talking about scyther is no nin-
#30 to #21 - anon id: 98570249
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(04/04/2010) [-]
OMG I gotta get out of he-
User avatar #31 to #30 - Skullyy
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(04/04/2010) [-]
This absolute ****, Scyther ain't no ninja. STFU.

This concludes my ran-
User avatar #20 - suprdude
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(04/03/2010) [-]
*Pushes Scyther with hand having him tremble on the ground stiff*

*Walks away not looking at the huge ass explotion where Scyther's body used to be.*
User avatar #44 to #20 - CrownedClown [OP]
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(04/05/2010) [-]
he can fly
User avatar #23 to #20 - teohalgro
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(04/03/2010) [-]
cool guys don't look at explosions,
they just turnaround and walk away!
User avatar #18 - pwnarOnii
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(04/03/2010) [-]
MOAR POKEMON **** YEAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account**
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(04/03/2010) [-]
He also hase False Swipe, so you can **** yourself right before he kills you.
User avatar #32 - xXMattMiguelXx
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(04/04/2010) [-]
Too bad Scyther can't fap...

User avatar #42 to #32 - CrownedClown [OP]
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(04/05/2010) [-]
does not need too.he rapes faggots like you and gets pussy
#38 to #32 - anon id: be51ab36
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(04/04/2010) [-]
Damn, u just made me picture that, damn thats gotta hurt
User avatar #34 to #32 - duhayevid
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(04/04/2010) [-]
Scyther doesn't need to fap, he gets pussy.
User avatar #22 - DarkMata
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(04/03/2010) [-]
Hold up... Can't I just hide underwater?
Bitch doesn't know about hydrodynamics.
#17 - frolord
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(04/03/2010) [-]
I literally just beat an entire gym with this bad-ass :D
User avatar #15 - Increditroll
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(04/03/2010) [-]
<3 My favorite pokermanz.. You sir.. ******* Win.
#8 - Astynax
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(04/03/2010) [-]
You sir, have just earned my respect as a human being.....
#1 - AdmiralPlanet **User deleted account**
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(04/03/2010) [-]
In heartgold today I entered the bug catching contest and caught a lvl 13 scyther, I DIDN'T EVEN PLACE IN THE TOP 3, CATERPIE CAME FIRST , WTF!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - CrownedClown [OP]
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(04/03/2010) [-]
What,why? scyther and pinsir are the top pokemon in the catching contest,if you have either you are supposed to win.Also silversoul is better.
User avatar #5 to #2 - ClarkJK
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(04/03/2010) [-]
Silversoul, is that the upcoming 5th generation one?

Anyway, I have Pokemon SoulSilver, it's awesome (it's like my 2nd pokemon game, first was Diamond)
User avatar #6 to #5 - CrownedClown [OP]
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(04/03/2010) [-]
LOL my bad i meant soulsilver.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ClarkJK
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(04/03/2010) [-]
Lol No Problem.

It's kinda funny how when I was younger, I kinda mocked those that loved Pokemon, and now I find myself playing SoulSilver.
User avatar #3 to #1 - BadassRussianGuy
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(04/03/2010) [-]
noob! pokemon yellow is the ****!
User avatar #10 to #3 - ARealLiveKazakhGuy
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(04/03/2010) [-]
YOUR PEOPLE RAPED US IN THE BUMHOLES! Ya soviet
User avatar #4 to #3 - CrownedClown [OP]
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(04/03/2010) [-]
pokemon yellow is basically the same **** as heartgold/silversoul with diferent story and new features and pokemanz
User avatar #9 to #4 - ARealLiveKazakhGuy
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(04/03/2010) [-]
*ahem* better graphics, more Pokemon, wi-fi.....
And what's "pokemanz!?"