HOLY SHIT, BACK THE ‘L
IS THAT A GODDAMN
YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
ll Jesus Christ, look at this shit. It' s a fucking
JP Mantis Hybrid, holy fuck. Look at
those scythes, they' re fucking defeet long, which is just
Look at his fucking about the right length to kill your entire fucking family in
eyes. He' s not going to one swing. If that' s not enough, he can also fucking fly,
cutup with any ofyour meaning you' re ass is safe just about NOWHERE.
shit, OH, and by the way, this thing travels in fucking swarms,
mager which mean you' ll have to deal with roughly a few hundred
110 Fucking of the crazy motherfucks bearing down on your ass.
Better pray to your God for mercy, cause an entire army
Morethan hill of Scythers sure as shit arent going to give
anything that moves you any.
What' s that, you think Pinsir is better?
WELL FUCK YOU. SCYTHER WOULD BEAT PINSER' S BITCH ASS
BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING.
You think Rock Slide' s gonna help you, just because it' s at Super Effective'?
Good plan, except Scyther is 3 times faster than Pinsir' s slow ass, and get
this: Scyther can learn fucking Aerial Ace, bitch, which he gets STAB for.
This equates to a 90 - Power attack, which is also Super Effective against
Pinsir. What this means in short is: SCYTHER WILL FUCK ' S SHIT
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, ON THE FIRST TURN.
Scyther is so awesome, that when they gave him an evolution, they couldn' t
up it' s base stats, which means that Scyther can dish out MORE DAMAGE
than the defensiveness's Sewer, and only pussies focus on defense so fuck
you if you evolve him.
IF YOU DON' T OWN A SCYTHER
YOU ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
SO teii) O FUCKING KILL YOURSELF