How to propse, like a MAN
Elk oki got this. (Be sure that the girl is not living with we already)
Step T. go to the store, and buy a bundle rematches and a couple gallons .
The next step mav depend. If veer house is nicer, Lise step 2 parta. ' s is nicer, go to step 2 Part B)
Step 2 (A): Sneak into her house in the middle ofthe night. Leaving an uasv path to the deer (so she doesnt die) spread the gasoline around the house.
followed by lighting the match, and dropping it en the floor.
i Step 2 (B): Find an uasv (and ) way to light veer house en fire. L)( GNT FUCKING FORGET TC) GRAB ) X. Oh. and we should
probably grab veer pets tee. And porn.
Step 3: Elk now, either invite her, er invite yourself (depending en which step vee took above) to live with the other.
Step 4: wait about 3 er at days, and after a few days. start mentioning stories adept howyou have seen "shady people" walking around veer property in the
Step 5: After about a week er SC) of doing that, setup a "breakign' to veer own house. Mala. e sure it' s veu trust. and that veu wouldnt mind
killing. Have him wreak in en a Tuesday night. and make sure veu have a leaded gun en we. but veer accomplice that veu are going to sheet him.
C) theorise he wouldnt agree to do it) Tell him we want to were veer seen to be wife. orwhatever. Be creative.
Step S: Stay awake the night of the setup "preamp" but act asleep. keep the gun snug underwear pillow. we mav want to start doing this a few weeks
earlier. just so it doesnt seem strange that the one night we keep a gun underwear pillow veli get ebbed) Luddite break in, and sheet him a
few times (enough to kill him) and sheet yourself anee in the thigh. (make up a story that there was a struggle. veli got shot, managed to get the gun
Step T. Go to the hospital, not by ambulance, make sure veer seen to be wife drives veli. the hospital, start complaining that the bullet is close to
the surface eureur skin, and pretended pull it out. (this is where veu have to take up pain like a man) Say "HCML‘ f SHIT!" really loudly, when she asks what
the problem is, pull out the ring and sav it was in veer leg. Now have sex with her in the ear.
Enjoy veer new wife.