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Missy, the missing cat

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Story goes :
Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David
the graphic designer) to
help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...
Read from top to bottom....
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has
been missing since then so I was
wondering if you are not too busy you could make a poster for
me. It has to
be and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this
afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name
Missy and is black and white and
about 8 months old. missing on Harper
street and my phone number.
Thanks Sham
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this
afternoon, I will, of course, drop
everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy
return of Missy.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah thanks.
I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I
have
to leave at ppm today.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
I never said I don' t like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.
MISSING
MISSY
A SHANNON
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah that' s
not what I was looking for at all. It looks like a movie and how
come the photo
of Missy is so small?
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
It' s a design
thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
That' s Just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am
extremely emotional over this and
was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you
make the
photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please.
Thanks.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have
assumed you understood, despite
our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome
constructive criticism. I
don' t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages,
log onto
Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and
attached the poster
as per your instructions.
David,
MISSING
MISSY
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the
whole photo of Missy and
delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? Ijust want
it to say
Lost.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.
To: Shannon Walkies
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah can you do the poster or not? I Just want a photo and the
word lost and the telephone number
and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a
movie poster or
anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I
would help
you. Thanks.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Aaww
Dear Shannon,
I don' t have a cat.
I once agreed to look after a friend' s cat for a week but after he
dropped it
off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter I
backed out of our agreement. I have
attached the amended version of your poster as per your
detailed
instructions.
Regards, David.
MISSY THE CAT
MISSING FNMA NAME STREET
ON THE 10TH OF JUNE
CONTACT 0433 359 105
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Aaww
That' s not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat
is orange. I gave you a
photo of my cat.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subject: Re: Re: Aaww
I know, but that
one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several
violent ends,
it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody
calls and
says "I haven' t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and
white
one with its hind legs run over by a can do you want it?" you can
politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Aaww
Please Just use the
photo I gave you.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: Shannon Walkies
Subjet: t: Re: Re: Re: Re: Aaww
LOST
MISSY THE CAT
REWARD OFFERED
MIXING FROM HARPER STREET
ON THE 20TH OF JUNE
CONTACT 0433 359 105
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: David Thorne
I didn' t say
there was a reward. I don' t have dollars. What did you
even put
that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please
remove the
reward bit. Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: Shannon Walkies
LOST
MISSY THE CAT
NO REWARD
MISSING MOM HERE STREET
ON THE 20TH BF MINE
CONTACT 0433 359 105
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Aaww
Can you Just please
take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten
minutes and I
still have to make photocopies of it.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.
To: Shannon Walkies
LOST
MISSY THE CAT
CONTACT 0433 359 105
From: Shannon Walkies
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.
To: David Thorne
Aaww
...
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User avatar #3 - captainmcawesome (01/18/2012) [-]
I don't support SOPA, this is a retoast and considering the way things are looking you'll probably get banned for posting it.
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