Altaïr. EDIT: guys u r awesome just made it to top 60 GOD BLESS U ALL this is not my work i just wanted to share it with you credit to most of the info displaye
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Altaïr

EDIT: guys u r awesome just made it to top 60
GOD BLESS U ALL
this is not my work i just wanted to share it with you
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#8 - karims (01/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
altair: a word used to describe every animal that fly (ie birds, eagles, hawks)
ibn: son of
la ahad: nobody
#39 to #8 - richbum (01/19/2012) [-]
so his name is:
Hawk Batman?
#61 - altairibnlaahad (01/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well I am just flattered.
#111 - starshatterer (01/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Are you ******* kidding me. If you think Altaïr is so badass, I would imagine you, like me, love Assassin's Creed. And IF you knew your way around the lore of the story of Desmond and his ancestors, you would ******* know that Altaïr HAD a father AND a mother (died at childbirth), which means he was NOT "shat out by the universe". Ibn la'Ahad is just his fathers family name, and we really don't know yet WHY they're called "Sons of nobody". Let me tell you a story:

When the Saracens and Salah ad-Din we're "conquering" the holy land, they saw the Creed in Masyaf as a major obstacle in their campaign. They attacked Masyaf when Altaïr was just a young kid. His father (at night) sneaked out and placed a feather at the bedside in Salah ad-Din's to indicate how easily the Assassins could havve killed him. Even though Altaïrs father (Umar) was successful and the feather was planted, he was caught on his way out and had to kill an officer of the Saracens. The Saracens, as payback, caught an Assassin (not Umar), and presented him in front of the Assassin castle for execution. The Saracens demanded that Umar stood forth to die instead of the innocent Assassin. Umar would not be able to cope with the shame of another man being killed for his actions, so he stood forward and was executed. The caught assassin was freed, but he later committed suicide because of the shame.

That is the way Umar, the father of Altaïr, died.
#75 - kuraithevision (01/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Altair, meet Leonardo Da Vinci.
User avatar #42 - deskie (01/19/2012) [-]
He lived to ******* 92. Ezio's heart randomly kurrplunked at age 65 on a bench as his family bought groceries.
User avatar #5 - AwesomeAnonomous (01/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He wasn't actually speaking English...

The animus had a translator program that automatically put whatever Altair was saying into English so that Desmond could understand

I'm not sure which language is native to Altair but it certainly wasn't English
#93 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Who would win in a fight between Ezio and Altair?
#99 to #93 - hewenttojareds (01/19/2012) [-]
i say altair only because i like him more
i say altair only because i like him more
User avatar #73 - numfortytwo (01/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
well the accent was due to the animus automatically translating whatever language is spoken (most of it) into exactly what the user understands. Every few words they sneak an italian something in there but there is subtitles
#37 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
sooo....he's the medieval batman...
#67 to #37 - davidritz (01/19/2012) [-]
Batman doesn't kill.
#57 - zuthix ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
#45 - OrionPax (01/19/2012) [-]
Made me laugh so ******* hard dude. pinkie for you
User avatar #141 - psychofreak (01/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the random button brought me to you!
#101 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
the english language existed before america was founded. You know there is a country called Englad. there language is english and has been för a long long time.
#105 to #101 - raraldor (01/19/2012) [-]
Well yes that is all true, but it says American Accent, not American language, which would be wrong in two ways if that were the case
#76 - ThePsychoKitty (01/19/2012) [-]
Actually, interesting fact, Altair is actually the name of a star that is part of the constellation called Aquila the Eagle and is part of the Summer Triangle. Altair is the 12th brightest star in the sky. Also this name is used by nasa to name one of lunar lander missions, though that is ten years in advance (it was announced in 2007).

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Got a telescope and got excited when I spotted that star for the first time.
User avatar #50 - FluffyDestroyer (01/19/2012) [-]
PROUD ARAB MO ****** .
#72 - redredemer (01/19/2012) [-]
He's the Chuck Norris of the past
User avatar #66 - grebgok (01/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So bad ass that he dies from sitting in a chair....

User avatar #68 to #66 - ClockTank (01/19/2012) [-]
Considering he was old as **** , I wasn't surprised. Still was a really good game though.
#46 - eburn (01/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #10 - Aro (01/18/2012) [-]
Oh my God I love this.

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