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The Perfect Girl

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Submitted: 04/02/2010
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#58 - MrSquiggly (04/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
that's why helen keller is the perfect wife
the porn doesn't even have to be on mute.
User avatar #1 - durag (04/02/2010) [+] (21 replies)
why is this not in the top!?
User avatar #3 to #1 - fryfuturama (04/03/2010) [-]
because this post is funny..... everyone know that the top is reserved for retards who think that they are funny(but aren't), and thumb whores....
User avatar #43 - Protomix (04/03/2010) [-]
no no, im totally not a stick figure, so you wanna go out?
#115 - seanysmiley (04/03/2010) [+] (8 replies)
If she's blind, how will she make the sammiches
#34 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
but if she's blind she wouldn't care about her looks because she can't tell if she looks hot or not,
#64 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
But she cant make u a fukkin sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #21 - YouDamnSkippy (04/03/2010) [-]
Plus you get to park in the handicap!
User avatar #15 - Harmo (04/03/2010) [-]
She would hear you fapping.
And your sammiches would have mystery fillings.
User avatar #102 - LadyAnon (04/03/2010) [-]
This is... Brilliant.
Of course, it would also work just to have a girl who wants to watch the porn with you.
Bisexuals FTW!
#40 - JuliusCaesar (04/03/2010) [-]
Why is another picture about Twilight's gayness higher than this?
User avatar #20 - Iamthefish (04/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
And not to mention she can't complain about your penis size either :3
User avatar #33 to #23 - AnonsForSure (04/03/2010) [-]
Good hit, good hit.
#18 - lazerfallen (04/03/2010) [-]
how would she make bacon for you though... or even bacon sammiches :?
User avatar #133 - ZBixby (04/03/2010) [-]
the only problem with her being blind is she cant make a good sammich

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/321934/Sandwiches/
#105 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2010) [-]
for some reason porn on mute doesn't do it for me. i can't get into it
User avatar #93 - Guyoo (04/03/2010) [-]
Watch Porn In Mute
*claps*
User avatar #44 - RevolverOcelot (04/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and she wont ever watch or read twilight
the only downside is she probaly makes crappy sammiches
#24 - adubs (04/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHA, plus i want her to be totally blind... wait wtf?!
#22 - TheBlackNinja (04/03/2010) [-]
Word.
User avatar #14 - TheCheesyMan (04/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
BUT.......sex would be hard
#137 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I thought people didn't like red hair people from both genders, or is it just guys ?

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