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TOP 10? damn... you guys are... awesome :D
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TOP 40!!!!! damn guys! you rock!!...more »
TOP 10? damn... you guys are... awesome :D
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TOP 40!!!!! damn guys! you rock!!
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TOP 6O :D thank you guys again couldnt have done it without you :D
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TOP 100!! thank you guys you are awesome :D
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WOW! top 150 thank you guys! you made my morning :D
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#182 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
oh yes.. another post stolen from 9 GAG.
if 9 GAG is (supposedly) the "scum of the internet", then what does that make FJ, considering you have to steal all your front page content from 9 GAG?
User avatar #219 to #182 - elunen ONLINE (01/21/2012) [-]
Curious if it is a so called shitty site, and is hated wtf are people doing on there to begin with, if you just stayed here you wouldnt know if it was there to begin with.
User avatar #196 to #182 - Kumorii **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
>implying shitty site we should ignore made any of it.
User avatar #188 to #182 - spownkie (01/18/2012) [-]
Indeed..
User avatar #173 - beastkenten (01/18/2012) [-]
**beastkenten rolls 608**
#171 - thunderstorm (01/18/2012) [-]
I think most women need some enlightenment...They just keep making it harder and harder to get along with one another...

#167 - slandersalamander ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Huh, that's weird. Could've sworn I was gay.

Funny post, though.
#178 to #167 - copycopy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
thought you would like this.
User avatar #179 to #178 - slandersalamander ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty cool, where'd you find it?
#181 to #179 - copycopy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
the deep internet vault known as google=D
#183 to #181 - slandersalamander ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Niiice.
#187 to #186 - slandersalamander ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
My dog's name is Zelda. Does that count?
#189 to #187 - copycopy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
yes and your dog is epic.
#172 to #167 - caltanith (01/18/2012) [-]
I just wanted a reason to post this XD ZELDA FOR LIFE!!!!!
I just wanted a reason to post this XD ZELDA FOR LIFE!!!!!
#170 to #167 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
Now you know better
#175 to #170 - slandersalamander ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
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#166 - SoundWave (01/18/2012) [-]
shitty site we should ignore..
#165 - emmaisapineapple (01/18/2012) [-]
**emmaisapineapple rolled a random image posted in comment #235 at Enough is Enough **
#161 - kalimah ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Every girl wants a bad boy who will be good just for her...

...and...

...every boy just wants a girl....
#159 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
wasnt this on front page a few weeks ago?
#158 - bille (01/18/2012) [-]
Maybe it's true. And maybe it isn't.. Maybe it's different from one person to another.. But it sure as well isn't funny. Have a great day.
#157 - danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Guys, i need some advice... So, i've been having a thing going with this girl for a few weeks, and we hung out last friday. Things were pretty awesome, we made out and stuff, and it was all good. But since then, she stopped texting me. Today she friendzoned me, said she doesn't like me as a bf anymore. I may have made some mistakes, but i'm aware of them, and i just wonna know if i have any chance of getting her back? I really love this girl, and i want her to be mine.

Pic unrelated, made to get your attention.
#168 to #157 - holololland (01/18/2012) [-]
Ok, that's fucked up BUT..   
   
..now it starts!   
   
She friendzoned you and that's not what you wanted. From now on you will never speak about the time before that. I know it'll be hard but try not to contact her. Always let her contact you (but please no shit like texting back 30 min's later so you look busy). Don't try to fix the past when you come accross her. Show her you have your pride and that you moved on.   
Try being with friends if you know you are going somewhere she could also be. When you actually see her, aprouching her is not what you want to do. Make her spot you and come over to your spot.    
If she does this, try to have your friends talk to her. Just some chit chat and shit.. while (t)he(y) do(es) this be on the background and pretend you're doing something else. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ELSE because when she comes to you and wants to see what you are doing (like something on your phone or just simply reading a brochure) you can show her (It would be smart to look for something she might also like). When she has had her talk, move along.   
   
This is just one situation, but try not giving a fuck when she's in the room.    
What I'm trying to say is that yo umust play hard to get for a while (If you keep yourself on the background you also can't act like a dweeb).    
   
The most important thing is that you need to show her why she was interested in you in the first place.    
When she sees that, she will realise her mistake. The only thing that I can't stress enough is to give her some "woman space" and try not being in that space too much.   
   
Good luck man..   
   
Questions? Reply..
Ok, that's fucked up BUT..

..now it starts!

She friendzoned you and that's not what you wanted. From now on you will never speak about the time before that. I know it'll be hard but try not to contact her. Always let her contact you (but please no shit like texting back 30 min's later so you look busy). Don't try to fix the past when you come accross her. Show her you have your pride and that you moved on.
Try being with friends if you know you are going somewhere she could also be. When you actually see her, aprouching her is not what you want to do. Make her spot you and come over to your spot.
If she does this, try to have your friends talk to her. Just some chit chat and shit.. while (t)he(y) do(es) this be on the background and pretend you're doing something else. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ELSE because when she comes to you and wants to see what you are doing (like something on your phone or just simply reading a brochure) you can show her (It would be smart to look for something she might also like). When she has had her talk, move along.

This is just one situation, but try not giving a fuck when she's in the room.
What I'm trying to say is that yo umust play hard to get for a while (If you keep yourself on the background you also can't act like a dweeb).

The most important thing is that you need to show her why she was interested in you in the first place.
When she sees that, she will realise her mistake. The only thing that I can't stress enough is to give her some "woman space" and try not being in that space too much.

Good luck man..

Questions? Reply..
#177 to #168 - danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was basically my strategy. Everyone wants what they can't have, and she needs to realize that letting me down was a mistake. The contact strategy sounds about right as well, it needs to be her initiating shit, not me.
Thanks for the tips, bro
#199 to #177 - holololland (01/18/2012) [-]
don't mention it bro...
don't mention it bro...
#209 to #199 - danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Kay, i just came home from school, and i don't think this strategy is gonna work. It would only work if she had any kind of interest in me, but unfortunately, she doesn't. I think i need to go back to how i acted before i ever knew she had feelings for me. Befriend her again, and get to know her this time. What's your opinion on that? I still won't contact her via phone, cause that's like a clear sign of attraction. I need that card to be picked by her.
#210 to #209 - holololland (01/19/2012) [-]
That's fucked up dude but ok..

Maybe you could find out what kind of guys she hangs with (and could fall in love with). These guys have things that would irritate her too. If you can find out what these things are you know what you shouldn't do.
Try to find a time to talk about "those things these guys do" but time it correctly. You will have to read her face for this. If she seems happy about her contacts, don't talk about it. But if you see her having a conversation and when the dude walks away she seems upset or dissapointed you need to try finding out why this is so.
Don't wlak up to her straight away because she'll know that you are watching her. As I said: time your contact and say what she wants to hear BUT BE YOURSELF. You want her to like you for who you are and not for who you can be. If you act like a true champ she's going to expect that you"ll always be like that.

It's also important that you make her smile now and then. Not every day but let her know you care. This can be dangerous because that's a friendzoning thing. The art is making her smile and walk away. don't stay there for her reply. You want her to come after you and not the other way around.

And of course don't be there too often çause she'll like that and she'll start sharing secrets and shit. You don't want that unless she's your girlfriend.
#213 to #210 - danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
But the thing is, we're freezing each other. We're not even looking at each other, but my friends are still talking to her. She's the kind of girl whose only way of hanging with a guy is to flirt with them. You see, we don't talk or look at each other, but i do it because i'm ignoring her. I'm not sure as to wether or not she's doing it for the same reason, or if she genuinly don't give a shit about me anymore.
#216 to #213 - holololland (01/19/2012) [-]
Damn that's a tough one man...

I think that if you figure out why she does it, you can plan on a new strategy.
If you do something now you can fuck up for good..


#217 to #216 - danishguy ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
I just found out she turned my best friend against me by sending him lies. Fucking cunt, bros b4 hos man, i'm done with that bitch. I'll get her wasted next friday and bang her. That'll probably do some damage to her.
#218 to #217 - holololland (01/20/2012) [-]
Damn dude.. this is a crazy girl we're talking about here..   
Nobody and then I mean NOBODY fucks with bros!    
I hope you can make it happen next friday!
Damn dude.. this is a crazy girl we're talking about here..
Nobody and then I mean NOBODY fucks with bros!
I hope you can make it happen next friday!
#224 to #218 - danishguy ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
It worked out bad, man. I feel like i've moved on about her now, but she's with my best friend now. Sucks that he's weak enough to forgive her for what she did though, and i've deffinetly lost a big ammount of respect for him.
#162 to #157 - pyronic (01/18/2012) [-]
the pic did get my attention.   
   
i honestly know that feel. But if you were getting it on and then she friendzoned you then she will want you to chase her. but she will probably never let you get anywhere.    
   
i know this kind of girl all to well, they seem nice etc  but they just want attention. she is just fucking with your head mate. sorry to say it but thats how it is. kick her to the kerb theres always plenty more. AND WITH BIGGER TITS!
the pic did get my attention.

i honestly know that feel. But if you were getting it on and then she friendzoned you then she will want you to chase her. but she will probably never let you get anywhere.

i know this kind of girl all to well, they seem nice etc but they just want attention. she is just fucking with your head mate. sorry to say it but thats how it is. kick her to the kerb theres always plenty more. AND WITH BIGGER TITS!
#164 to #162 - danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
It wasn't like that, i made mistakes. She's the first girl with whom i've had mutual feelings. but i was a dweeb, i had no idea what to say around her, so i didn't even try to get to know her. And eventually it just died down. I mean, obviously she couldn't have been very serious about it if it died off in 3 days, but i did make mistakes. I just want another chance, i really really like her.
User avatar #198 to #164 - pyronic (01/18/2012) [-]
say the last two sentences to her then.
#208 to #198 - danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
It's too late for that, i think. I'll come off as desperate, and she'll lose her respect for me.
User avatar #211 to #208 - pyronic (01/19/2012) [-]
nah. it doesnt work like that. she will respect you for speaking your mind and actually showing yourself to her. and if she doesnt then she honestly isnt worth it.
#212 to #211 - danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, but she seems to react on her emotions, and she's already told me that she doesn't like me anymore. So the thing is, no matter how much i argue or impress her, i need her interest back before i can get her back.
User avatar #214 to #212 - pyronic (01/19/2012) [-]
you just answered your own question then.
#176 to #164 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
3 Days you say? Oh, boy ... get over it ...
#160 to #157 - blanc (01/18/2012) [-]
I can't say if you can get her back. If she friendzone her after having a good time with you, she'll have her reasons.   
Perhaps she wants you to fight perhaps she'll find you ridiculous if you run after her.   
   
Since I can't give you a good counsel, I hope this gif will catch ohters attention who can help you :)
I can't say if you can get her back. If she friendzone her after having a good time with you, she'll have her reasons.
Perhaps she wants you to fight perhaps she'll find you ridiculous if you run after her.

Since I can't give you a good counsel, I hope this gif will catch ohters attention who can help you :)
#153 - abieru (01/18/2012) [-]
Oooohhh i need a dirty woman! (8)
#169 to #153 - sgartgirl (01/18/2012) [-]
I love Pink Floyd, Especially this album and film.
#190 to #169 - abieru (01/18/2012) [-]
I wouldn't consider it a fetish, but yes, the whole "The Wall" theme from Pink Floyd is amazing
User avatar #191 to #190 - sgartgirl (01/18/2012) [-]
No I don't have a fetish. I was just joking. I just love it a lot.
#192 to #191 - abieru (01/18/2012) [-]
Yes, i know xD   
Have a cool gif, for your amazing taste in music
Yes, i know xD
Have a cool gif, for your amazing taste in music
#193 to #192 - sgartgirl (01/18/2012) [-]
You sir are awesome.
You sir are awesome.
#194 to #193 - abieru (01/18/2012) [-]
Gracias
Gracias
#155 to #153 - Vondrunk (01/18/2012) [-]
Oooooh I need a Dirty Girl
User avatar #154 to #153 - derpit (01/18/2012) [-]
what does pink floyd and princess diane have in common? they both had a great hit with the wall.
#156 to #154 - abieru (01/18/2012) [-]
Silly bastard
Silly bastard
#152 - arkondoma (01/18/2012) [-]
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#144 - neng **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
we shall remember this as the day a facebook status reached the frontpage of funnyjunk
User avatar #143 - xgabbehx (01/18/2012) [-]
To every girl: CHECK THE FRIENDZONE
There's most likely a guy good enough for you there!
gotta take my own advice...
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#129 - ruinsage (01/18/2012) [-]
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well she looked like a good girl, but then...
#149 to #129 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
damnit i got to the NSFW section for a boner not funny section!.... fuck it off to NSFW now... such a chore >.<
#139 to #129 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
Well I'll be.
User avatar #133 to #129 - kimiz (01/18/2012) [-]
dude, that's crazy yet very erotic at the same time
User avatar #128 - sniperviolet (01/18/2012) [-]
I can do the good girl gone bad. :P
#123 - essaressa (01/18/2012) [-]
A girl who is a wildcat in my bed, a chef in my kitchen, a lady in front of others.
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