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TOP 40!!!!! damn guys! you rock!!
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TOP 40!!!!! damn guys! you rock!!...more » TOP 10? damn... you guys are... awesome :D
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TOP 40!!!!! damn guys! you rock!!
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TOP 6O :D thank you guys again couldnt have done it without you :D
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TOP 100!! thank you guys you are awesome :D
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WOW! top 150 thank you guys! you made my morning :D
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don't look at the tags :D
first uploads guys... be nice :)
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#158 -
bille (01/18/2012) [-]
Maybe it's true. And maybe it isn't.. Maybe it's different from one person to another.. But it sure as well isn't funny. Have a great day.
#157 -
danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Guys, i need some advice... So, i've been having a thing going with this girl for a few weeks, and we hung out last friday. Things were pretty awesome, we made out and stuff, and it was all good. But since then, she stopped texting me. Today she friendzoned me, said she doesn't like me as a bf anymore. I may have made some mistakes, but i'm aware of them, and i just wonna know if i have any chance of getting her back? I really love this girl, and i want her to be mine.
Pic unrelated, made to get your attention.
Pic unrelated, made to get your attention.
#168 to #157 -
holololland (01/18/2012) [-]
Ok, that's fucked up BUT..
..now it starts!
She friendzoned you and that's not what you wanted. From now on you will never speak about the time before that. I know it'll be hard but try not to contact her. Always let her contact you (but please no shit like texting back 30 min's later so you look busy). Don't try to fix the past when you come accross her. Show her you have your pride and that you moved on.
Try being with friends if you know you are going somewhere she could also be. When you actually see her, aprouching her is not what you want to do. Make her spot you and come over to your spot.
If she does this, try to have your friends talk to her. Just some chit chat and shit.. while (t)he(y) do(es) this be on the background and pretend you're doing something else. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ELSE because when she comes to you and wants to see what you are doing (like something on your phone or just simply reading a brochure) you can show her (It would be smart to look for something she might also like). When she has had her talk, move along.
This is just one situation, but try not giving a fuck when she's in the room.
What I'm trying to say is that yo umust play hard to get for a while (If you keep yourself on the background you also can't act like a dweeb).
The most important thing is that you need to show her why she was interested in you in the first place.
When she sees that, she will realise her mistake. The only thing that I can't stress enough is to give her some "woman space" and try not being in that space too much.
Good luck man..
Questions? Reply..
..now it starts!
She friendzoned you and that's not what you wanted. From now on you will never speak about the time before that. I know it'll be hard but try not to contact her. Always let her contact you (but please no shit like texting back 30 min's later so you look busy). Don't try to fix the past when you come accross her. Show her you have your pride and that you moved on.
Try being with friends if you know you are going somewhere she could also be. When you actually see her, aprouching her is not what you want to do. Make her spot you and come over to your spot.
If she does this, try to have your friends talk to her. Just some chit chat and shit.. while (t)he(y) do(es) this be on the background and pretend you're doing something else. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ELSE because when she comes to you and wants to see what you are doing (like something on your phone or just simply reading a brochure) you can show her (It would be smart to look for something she might also like). When she has had her talk, move along.
This is just one situation, but try not giving a fuck when she's in the room.
What I'm trying to say is that yo umust play hard to get for a while (If you keep yourself on the background you also can't act like a dweeb).
The most important thing is that you need to show her why she was interested in you in the first place.
When she sees that, she will realise her mistake. The only thing that I can't stress enough is to give her some "woman space" and try not being in that space too much.
Good luck man..
Questions? Reply..
#177 to #168 -
danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was basically my strategy. Everyone wants what they can't have, and she needs to realize that letting me down was a mistake. The contact strategy sounds about right as well, it needs to be her initiating shit, not me.
Thanks for the tips, bro
Thanks for the tips, bro
#209 to #199 -
danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Kay, i just came home from school, and i don't think this strategy is gonna work. It would only work if she had any kind of interest in me, but unfortunately, she doesn't. I think i need to go back to how i acted before i ever knew she had feelings for me. Befriend her again, and get to know her this time. What's your opinion on that? I still won't contact her via phone, cause that's like a clear sign of attraction. I need that card to be picked by her.
#210 to #209 -
holololland (01/19/2012) [-]
That's fucked up dude but ok..
Maybe you could find out what kind of guys she hangs with (and could fall in love with). These guys have things that would irritate her too. If you can find out what these things are you know what you shouldn't do.
Try to find a time to talk about "those things these guys do" but time it correctly. You will have to read her face for this. If she seems happy about her contacts, don't talk about it. But if you see her having a conversation and when the dude walks away she seems upset or dissapointed you need to try finding out why this is so.
Don't wlak up to her straight away because she'll know that you are watching her. As I said: time your contact and say what she wants to hear BUT BE YOURSELF. You want her to like you for who you are and not for who you can be. If you act like a true champ she's going to expect that you"ll always be like that.
It's also important that you make her smile now and then. Not every day but let her know you care. This can be dangerous because that's a friendzoning thing. The art is making her smile and walk away. don't stay there for her reply. You want her to come after you and not the other way around.
And of course don't be there too often çause she'll like that and she'll start sharing secrets and shit. You don't want that unless she's your girlfriend.
Maybe you could find out what kind of guys she hangs with (and could fall in love with). These guys have things that would irritate her too. If you can find out what these things are you know what you shouldn't do.
Try to find a time to talk about "those things these guys do" but time it correctly. You will have to read her face for this. If she seems happy about her contacts, don't talk about it. But if you see her having a conversation and when the dude walks away she seems upset or dissapointed you need to try finding out why this is so.
Don't wlak up to her straight away because she'll know that you are watching her. As I said: time your contact and say what she wants to hear BUT BE YOURSELF. You want her to like you for who you are and not for who you can be. If you act like a true champ she's going to expect that you"ll always be like that.
It's also important that you make her smile now and then. Not every day but let her know you care. This can be dangerous because that's a friendzoning thing. The art is making her smile and walk away. don't stay there for her reply. You want her to come after you and not the other way around.
And of course don't be there too often çause she'll like that and she'll start sharing secrets and shit. You don't want that unless she's your girlfriend.
#213 to #210 -
danishguy ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
But the thing is, we're freezing each other. We're not even looking at each other, but my friends are still talking to her. She's the kind of girl whose only way of hanging with a guy is to flirt with them. You see, we don't talk or look at each other, but i do it because i'm ignoring her. I'm not sure as to wether or not she's doing it for the same reason, or if she genuinly don't give a shit about me anymore.
#162 to #157 -
pyronic (01/18/2012) [-]
the pic did get my attention.
i honestly know that feel. But if you were getting it on and then she friendzoned you then she will want you to chase her. but she will probably never let you get anywhere.
i know this kind of girl all to well, they seem nice etc but they just want attention. she is just fucking with your head mate. sorry to say it but thats how it is. kick her to the kerb theres always plenty more. AND WITH BIGGER TITS!
i honestly know that feel. But if you were getting it on and then she friendzoned you then she will want you to chase her. but she will probably never let you get anywhere.
i know this kind of girl all to well, they seem nice etc but they just want attention. she is just fucking with your head mate. sorry to say it but thats how it is. kick her to the kerb theres always plenty more. AND WITH BIGGER TITS!
#164 to #162 -
danishguy ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
It wasn't like that, i made mistakes. She's the first girl with whom i've had mutual feelings. but i was a dweeb, i had no idea what to say around her, so i didn't even try to get to know her. And eventually it just died down. I mean, obviously she couldn't have been very serious about it if it died off in 3 days, but i did make mistakes. I just want another chance, i really really like her.
#160 to #157 -
blanc (01/18/2012) [-]
I can't say if you can get her back. If she friendzone her after having a good time with you, she'll have her reasons.
Perhaps she wants you to fight perhaps she'll find you ridiculous if you run after her.
Since I can't give you a good counsel, I hope this gif will catch ohters attention who can help you :)
Perhaps she wants you to fight perhaps she'll find you ridiculous if you run after her.
Since I can't give you a good counsel, I hope this gif will catch ohters attention who can help you :)
#144 -
neng **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
we shall remember this as the day a facebook status reached the frontpage of funnyjunk
To every girl: CHECK THE FRIENDZONE
There's most likely a guy good enough for you there!
gotta take my own advice...
There's most likely a guy good enough for you there!
gotta take my own advice...
#129 -
ruinsage (01/18/2012) [-]
well she looked like a good girl, but then...
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