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The headquarters unit of the British
Army xxx Corps, commanded by
Lieutenant General Sir Brian
Horror's, had a small farm that
they would transport on military
trucks, which they gathered
together from livestock wandering
around the battlezone. That was
during the campaign in Europe
after in 1944.
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In July 2010, a man robbed a bank
in , new york state, dressed
in the mask and cape of Darth Vader.
TARK LORD’ TELLERS
DARTH VADER
BANK HEIST
When fisherman Blake Robinson
caught a 6 1/ lake trout at
flaming gorge reservoir, Wyoming, he
discovered a human thumb inside it.
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A lobster became one of the last
casualties of world war " when it
was blown up inside an unexploded
mine in 2009. The crustacean had
made it' s home inside the
mine that had lay dormant on the
seabed off the coast of Dorset,
Engand, for more that 60 years but
when the Royal navy' s bomb disposal
unit tried to coax it out before
detonating the device, it reused to
move and instead delivered a nasty
nip to the divers.
It was a bad idea
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User avatar #42 - MattSwan (01/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#5 - calturk (01/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dat first one
Dat first one
#53 - bigken ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
Those ******* rebels blew up the death star, you think **** is cheap to replace!
#20 - WolfRider (01/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
IT'S SPELLED "COMING"
IT HAS BEEN WRONG IN EVERY DAMN COMP

#45 - bustined (01/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Cite your sources, bro.
User avatar #22 - bwignite (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
900 lb mine? Wat.
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#7 - extremeping (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**extremeping rolled a random image posted in comment #331 at WORST THING ** mfw reading the first one
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#8 - thefailingone (01/16/2012) [-]
i remember darth vader one, i was at the bank that day i couldnt stop laughing after he left
#41 - naicher (01/17/2012) [-]
Coming soon; you FOOL!
Coming soon; you FOOL!
#31 - picori (01/16/2012) [-]
The robber.
#6 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (01/16/2012) [-]
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#36 - sandvichiscredit (01/17/2012) [-]
That damn lobster pinched me!
Detonate the mine!
User avatar #1 - magenta (01/16/2012) [-]
LMFAO Darth Vader. xD
User avatar #67 - cuntism (01/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHO WRITES THESE ?
they have seriously the worst ******* spelling ever
stop licking the walls of your lead-paint decorated mental asylum and use a spell checker ffs
#38 - lame (01/17/2012) [-]
**lame rolled a random image posted in comment #4449 at Book game ** what the lobster was thinking

User avatar #12 - symustafa (01/16/2012) [-]
The lobster one made me laugh my ass off.
User avatar #4 - sgseight (01/16/2012) [-]
Damn you disabled voting for pinkieing random rolled porn :(
User avatar #2 - fireprincess (01/16/2012) [-]
For some reason I read a dog robbed a bank dressed as darth vader..... That's what I get for skimming through.
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