Boy on phone with girlfriend. The girl says, "baby, do you love me?" The boyfriend says back, "I love you. I climb mountain tops, I walk in lava, I swim in the ocean, just so I can get to see you..." "Oh! You've proven yourself to me, honey, please, come over to see me!" The girl cried over the phone. The boy said, with a breaking voice, "But it's raining!"
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TRANSLATED. I have way too much time on my hands.