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#3 - bawsorama
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yea there's this one freshman girl at my highschool who's always bragging about having bf's and always puts up those statuses like "omg me and ***** furevas" and then a week after that they break up. so i'm with my girl in the hall and then little miss tramp walks up to me and legit says "hey you wanna go out" right in front of my girl. now my girl is a jealous one but i calmed her down and told the cockroach (she's like 4'7) "im already with someone" she obviously doesn't like reject so she's forcing me now and telling me how she's better than any girl i've been with. so i tell her, "ummm are your parents millionares and do you have a bright future and a promising good career on your mind? cause my girl does and already has $12,000 in her bank account. plus she hasn't been tainted unlike you so please move before i punch you in the throat" so she gets all mad and next day starts saying to everyone that me and my girl broke up and that i'm going out with her. so i think of an idea and get the perfect one. i get my girl to text me stuff that would be harrassing and i change her name to the tramp's. i then go to the dean, show him it, he brings the tramp down, and now she's suspended for sexual harrassment. and my other friends joined in to help seal the deal by saying that she has been texting them stuff too.
MFW she texts me saying that she will never forgive me
User avatar #932 to #3 - heytheremister
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>gets top comment
>all thum.bs are now void because you kept commenting
>??????
>feelsbadman.jpg
#919 to #3 - ferbisboy
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couldn't you just be funny and say like "sorry don't date dwarves" or troll her the **** out but instead you talk about money, future and career? i guess the pic is you and your girl..
#922 to #3 - landonGUNGUY
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Ok I was very confused, I read the 4'7 as 47, so I thought she was 47....then i thought why would a 47 year old be a freshmen.....then i thought this makes no sense......then i read it closer
User avatar #827 to #3 - babyripper
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No! The men population doesn't want gold diggers in it! Go away!
User avatar #196 to #3 - ViXi
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Okay everyone already commented on the parents/money thing but aside from that..
"please move before i punch you in the throat" Would you actually punch a girl in the throat? If you would then... dude wtf... man up. Getting her suspended for (FAKE) sexual harassment is just low, it would put scumbag steve to shame. Finally, why on Earth did your friends join in? Do they think its a ******* game? Do YOU? It's not. Think about what you did. Her family and friends are never going to forget this ugly mark on her name and if she tries denying it, well then in their eyes she's also a liar. She shouldn't ever forgive you, unless you take back your false accusation, which you won't I'm sure. Just... think about what you did, please.
#204 to #196 - cortanix
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@ ViXi
User avatar #211 to #196 - bawsorama
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and yes i would punch her in the throat
User avatar #205 to #196 - bawsorama
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cause she actually has texted all off us in the past and kept asking us to go out with her. plus she spreads a lot of **** and i mean ALOT. you'd understand if someone did that to you
#9 to #3 - youcame
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"are you parents like, millionaires? because hers are"
User avatar #815 to #9 - fitifong
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I see what you mean, but I think he was also proving to the tramp, that the universe doesn't revolve around her, and she isn't the best girl ever or whatever she said. Although the way he worded it definitely sounded messed up.
#515 to #3 - CabooseMichael
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" i get my girl to text me stuff that would be harrassing and i change her name to the tramp's. i then go to the dean, show him it, he brings the tramp down, and now she's suspended for sexual harrassment."

Because y'know, they wouldn't check the number or anything to see if its legit.
User avatar #518 to #515 - bawsorama
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thankfully my school isn't the brightest
User avatar #523 to #518 - CabooseMichael
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Judging by this thread, neither are the students who go there.
User avatar #525 to #523 - bawsorama
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like i said, not the brightest
#574 to #3 - Greekkenyan
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Not because you love her... it's because she's rich. Nice
#750 to #3 - EmilyyRosee
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Why does this comment have so many pinkies? Your only defense for your girlfriend is that she has money? You sir, are an asshole.
#908 to #3 - nightdude
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Don't understand why this is so pinkie'd up. I mean:

1. Your wall of text burns my eyes to read, not to mention the run-on sentences
2. Your sole defense for your girlfriend is regarding her wealth, dick move dude
3. Format is hard to follow, I'm pretty sure nobody read that in one go
4. You fought fire with fire, instead of being mature and handling it like a man.
5. You threatened to punch a girl in the throat for asking you out in front of your girlfriend who you are apparently dating for money. Again, dick move dude.

I mean come on, at least try to have class
User avatar #909 to #908 - bawsorama
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i ask myself the same question if it's so hated. plus believe what you wanna believe but i didnt know anything about her money til 2 months in our relationship and really couldn't give a quarter of a damn of it
User avatar #99 to #3 - runtz
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"Are your parents rich?" Dude, THE ****?!
User avatar #200 to #99 - bawsorama
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you'd brag about your gf's wealth if it was that high and you know it. plus this girl needed to feel even *******
User avatar #203 to #200 - runtz
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Well not really, you are right on that she needed to feel ********, I would've said something like she's 1000 times more beautiful than you are. That or call her fat and scar her for life.
User avatar #208 to #203 - bawsorama
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i also said you need to be over 5 feet cause i legit had to look down to make eye contact but left that out :P
User avatar #219 to #208 - runtz
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5'7 **** yeah!
User avatar #461 to #219 - Screenshotman
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I'm 14 and I'm 6'3, and I ain't even done growing.
**** YEAH!
#50 to #3 - danielfm
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User avatar #5 to #3 - Totheground
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I thought "Furevas" was like a Spanish last name..I feel stupid now
#478 to #5 - anon id: 1d55dbe9
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me 2 man(lol), i love you
#916 to #3 - jetech
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i bet half the ******* people that liked this also liked that top rated comment. im starting to think that funnyjunk has downs....

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User avatar #648 to #3 - lasmamoe
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You are a douchebag .. Bragging about your girlfriend being rich, and get the girl suspended for sexual harrasment, because she asked you to go out with her?!?!?!?
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User avatar #201 to #7 - crampers
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same feel
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User avatar #198 to #7 - bawsorama
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i like making the bug feel like **** and that i have higher standards so she can get the idea. sorry if it sounded weird but i rushed my ass off typing it
User avatar #494 to #198 - asmodeu
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You're right. Integrity, beauty and harmony are so overrated. Just make them feel like **** with your higher standards - buying highly overpriced products, made in some sweatshop in Asia, shoving it in their face that they weren't born with a $12,000 bank account they probably didn't ever work for.
User avatar #504 to #494 - bawsorama
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i'm poor myself. and no im not using her for money. i didnt know how much she had til like 2 months into the relationship. call ******** if you want
#911 to #504 - crackboots
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oh no, then it's cool you know. bragging about someone's rich parents is completely ok when you don't date your girlfriend solely for money.    
but try to spot the similarities for a second here    
> lol i'm better than you because my girlfriend has allot of sex   
> lol i'm better than you because my girlfriend has allot of money   
at least that girl banged everyone herself, your girlfriend got her money from her parents.
oh no, then it's cool you know. bragging about someone's rich parents is completely ok when you don't date your girlfriend solely for money.
but try to spot the similarities for a second here
> lol i'm better than you because my girlfriend has allot of sex
> lol i'm better than you because my girlfriend has allot of money
at least that girl banged everyone herself, your girlfriend got her money from her parents.
User avatar #76 - crampers
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Haha what a noob im 18 and have had 0 girlfriends!!


... ****
#97 to #76 - anon id: 13089932
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16, stopped counting at 10, but only like 2 who were serious
#206 to #97 - alfrazzy
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Isn't that just a bit hypocritical?   
Juuuust a bit.
Isn't that just a bit hypocritical?
Juuuust a bit.
User avatar #417 to #97 - spacefield
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that is not something to be proud of
*******
#125 to #97 - anon id: bae73727
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gtfo anon nobody wants to hear about your life success
User avatar #163 to #125 - spectralbanshee
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An anon with a big mouth against another anon... Interesing... Some of the Anon's are evolving
User avatar #464 to #163 - Screenshotman
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I'll be sure to document this wonderful accomplishment, lest other anon's ruin this newly evolved form.
User avatar #101 to #76 - thephantur
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I know that feel bro.
#896 to #76 - AnFour
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I pinkieed this post when it was just a little post of 5 pinkies
Look at him now...they grow up so fast! (':
#107 to #76 - thatmetalkid
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#438 to #76 - theofficialchamp
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abondon tread
abondon tread
#521 to #76 - gnomeflake
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Ha, what a loser! I've had like 100 times more girlfriends than you had!

....oh wait
#825 to #76 - dyslexicunicorn
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I'm 19 and the radies can't stay aray from me.
User avatar #80 to #76 - AnFour
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17 never had one :'D, but it's ok.....*sobs*
User avatar #83 to #80 - spectralbanshee
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nearly 21 and same story... Still pickyness is my biggest foe
User avatar #85 to #83 - AnFour
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Well I was getting to the point where I was getting attractive, then puberty hit me harder I broke out like a pig ):
User avatar #91 to #85 - spectralbanshee
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Double chin up dude! At least you can seduce them with your bacon!
User avatar #94 to #91 - AnFour
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Yeah huh, never had a girlfriend, but i kissed 3 in my whole life. at least I got that out of the way
User avatar #159 to #94 - spectralbanshee
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second base is the farthest I ever got... But that girl had to go back to Israel the day after that... She was super hot and I nearly got further but she didn't want to... sigh
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#748 to #493 - sxestrobe
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"make a few jokes that might be a little mean cuz bitches love that **** (idk why) also stay who you are "

User avatar #581 to #493 - spectralbanshee
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Appreciate the help, but my problems are far more complicated then just being "confident" ;) I'm confident enough already, but I'm just that funny weird guy who's a good listener and keeps getting his ass friendzoned. I'm too much of a wuss to be a jerk too. I know girls dig being a jerk etc. I've been given fake names and seen girls lose interest in me after dates although I have a lot of female friends and they all say I'm cute and far from ugly. It must be something about my character then.
#852 to #493 - fscambia
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so stay ourselves, but make ourselves look like jersey shore douches.... i dont even
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#220 - sgryut
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#238 to #220 - analpolice
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Forever alone thread ;(
Forever alone thread ;(
#170 - funnyjunkelite
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the average 14 year old relationship usually lasts 2 hours, i wouldn't be talking bitch
#551 - furiousmarshmellow
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First Prize: Gonorrhea   
   
Second Prize: AIDS   
   
Third Prize: Pregnancy
First Prize: Gonorrhea

Second Prize: AIDS

Third Prize: Pregnancy

User avatar #740 to #551 - xXthabeastXx
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And if you win by at least 10 relationships, you get all three!
#752 to #740 - sxestrobe
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and so will your kids! (except pregnancy)
#839 - Zaxplab
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**Zaxplab rolls 0** My gf count
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#70 - siemzor
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Oh my god...
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#409 to #297 - lolwutwutlol
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i love your gifs
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#17 - secretlywheatbread
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> Bein' 16
> Girl I barely know calls me a whore
> **********************.jpg
> Ignore her
> Keeps on calling me a whore
> Hear that she's preggers, has ****** like, 6 guys in the past 6 months
> continue ignoring her
> Says she's going to fight me
> ignore
<--- every guy's reaction when she talks to them.
#588 - anon id: 566633f6
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Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ******* coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

#618 to #588 - anon id: 3facd721
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Yeah i think that would rock hardcore. I mean, im a lesbian because i think men are idiots. My dad left me for dead when i was six, and luckly i got taken in to a orphanage. I got adopted by a lovely lesbian couple. And while i was at the orphanage, every single boy at that place was basicly a perverted bully.
#637 to #588 - anon id: 915db28e
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i ******* hate men

you go girl
User avatar #703 to #637 - djaerospace
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It smells like sameRon Paul hater in here
#644 to #588 - anon id: 3facd721
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Yeah you go girl
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#684 to #588 - anon id: e5db2ae3
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"I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked.."
..First off, if you're talking about men, why would you say "another woman"?

"Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally."
Just because men are proven to commit more crimes than women, women still commit them.. Usually for a stupid reason like "That bitch called me fat," or, "I just needed those heels." Plus, men usually commit crimes because of women.

To top it off, not all men are sexist, or horny bastards, you twit.

I have nothing against lesbians, or people standing up for a group, but when they blame another group entirely for all of their problems, then they are the ones who need to stop and think about that the hell they are saying. Have you met all of the men in the world? No. So how would you know that the world would be better without men? You wouldn't know. Some of the things in your life, hell, probably more than half of them, that make your life less of a hell than third-world womens' day-to-day life are probably because of men. Do you thank them? No. Have you ever thought about how much your life would change without them? No.

You, ma'am, are the one who the world would be better without.
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#617 to #588 - docxy
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without men there'd be no humans anywhere
#707 to #617 - eternalpleasure
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Actually it is possible to reproduce without men. Alot more expensive and still in the testing stages though. Basically you take DNA from the bone marrow or something along that lines
#676 to #588 - djaerospace
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I disgust myself. I’m a prostitute and I’m sick to death of not being able to show my tits on the internet. For starters, yes, I do want to show you my tits. However, I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell me I’m to ugly to do so; you fine gentlemen might see me as an ugly piece of **** for your displeasure but NOTHING gives you the right to say I can’t show my tits in public because you believe that it’s against the law. You describe me as a ‘cumdumpster’, quite frankly I agree, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would forcibly show my infected, silicon packet filled, chest bags to you and all the children at the nearby preschool.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell me not to get in the car? I will always be ordered around by my pimp. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get my pimp to buy me a new fur coat. Now he doesn’t have to worry about rewarding me ever again.

I weep for a world where I can be a prostitute without being judged, a paradise. Without judgment there would more people throwing up after seeing my naked body.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, no one agrees with me.

Fixed. My god I had to do this twice because I accidentally hit the 'next' button. Pic related, mfw I pressed the right arrow key.
User avatar #595 to #588 - freshapplepies
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In all honesty who actually gives a **** about your opinion?

And just gotta love that 3rd paragraph, literally loling over here
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Hey, I'm really proud of your oppinion, and imma let you finish, but you should show your tits
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=D
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#630 to #624 - matthewfuckingmain
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I saw that one in google images while searching for more pics :P
#632 to #630 - ilovekitties
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&gt;I saw that one in google images while searching for more pics   
   
mfw
>I saw that one in google images while searching for more pics

mfw
#636 to #632 - matthewfuckingmain
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mfw playing Super Mario Bros.
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#606 to #588 - anon id: a922f5c5
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**anonymous rolls 080,273** <number of ***** I dont give

*cough cough* hypocrit *cough cough*
#602 to #588 - anon id: ddc2283d
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everyone stop feeding the troll god damnt.
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**xwillisx senses a #troll**
User avatar #697 to #588 - saxophan
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If you're going to make demeaning generalizations in such an offensive manner, you're no different. All of mankind disgusts me sometimes, not for the presumption, but for the ignorance and hypocrisy that is so pervasive worldwide. Take a step back and scrutinize what you're going to say before you say it, so you don't end up just making things worse for everyone.
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User avatar #668 to #588 - faletheus
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Hey did i say you could leave the ******* kitchen?!?! Get down and blow me! while making me a sammich! and doing the dishs! etc etc etc . There that work out well enough ? You would die off without men. Good luck
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#649 to #588 - anon id: 3facd721
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men suck hardcore

User avatar #660 to #588 - reggierasta
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first of all you are a ******* dumbass, a world without men= a world without anyone **** for brains! you know why? cuz women need men to reproduce. Unless you make a magic sperm machine that magically sends sperm into your body. Second, we dont give a **** about what enrages you, third of all women already have equal rights what more can you want (this goes to show women can never be pleased). fourth when ever a women is attacked by a man it is horrible (which is true) and when a woman castrates a man it is hilarious. 5th you are in Funny junk where the jokes dont ******* mean alot unless it is true. 6th you want a paradise without crime and men, But us men just want a paradise with out car accidents, 7th Your On funny junk so you might as well take a pick of you and your lesbian gf kissing AND SHOW DEM TITS.
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OMG that is what i was thinking the other day when i was called a bitch and told to get back in the kitchen by some guy at work named mathew main
User avatar #657 to #588 - ethaniscool
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1. this has nothing to do with the post.
2. without men, women would not be able to reproduce.
3. don't bitch about a utopia or paradise for women on a website for funny stuff. (funnyjunk)
4. i highly doubt that you can punch someone so hard that they would be in a coma.
5. the man who made sexist comments about you was probably joking and i don't see what is wrong if someone asks you for coffee.

That is all.
User avatar #635 to #588 - fhockeygirl
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what in the **** does this have to do with the post....
#627 to #588 - primarchus
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You just don't stop, do you?
#614 to #588 - anon id: 3ac5a6af
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In a world without men, how will humanity reproduce?
User avatar #599 to #588 - scuzzlebut
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You have gone above and beyond the usual scumbaggery we see on funnyjunk and entered the no man's land of re-trolling. May God have mercy upon your soul.
#605 to #588 - anon id: 527edd36
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Obvious troll is obvious.
#701 to #588 - aldotiti
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not this again -.-
#601 to #588 - anon id: 3facd721
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OMG i completely agree a world without men would be paradise
#653 to #601 - xwillisx
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until you can't reproduce and you all die out.
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#611 to #588 - wumbologyexpert
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Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ******* coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
User avatar #673 to #611 - misumena
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Women have equality,it's to have the same crappy lives men have....
#324 - halfataco
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**halfataco rolls 77** Dubs and I will film myself walking up to a random chick and making out with her, will post results.
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User avatar #347 to #342 - paradox
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jokes on you. i like that song.
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I will eagerly await this,
User avatar #345 to #324 - fuckthepolice
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*************** rolls 19** 55 and I'll do the same
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User avatar #369 to #324 - hanroyale
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do it Ron Paul hatergot.
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