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Nintendo 64

I never knew anyone to hold it like this except on the few games needing it.
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#647 - walrusnipples (01/15/2012) [-]
Did anyone know of a genre called nitendocore? look up "2 headed cat vs unicorn octopus" it a band that falls under this catagorie
User avatar #651 to #647 - walrusnipples (01/16/2012) [-]
by the way this isn't a nintendocore band lol.
#628 - niconicodouga (01/15/2012) [-]
Superman 64, best game ever.
User avatar #645 to #628 - siloimp (01/15/2012) [-]
GO FUCK YOURSELF
#621 - niconicodouga (01/15/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at RAMIREZ! ** My face when.
User avatar #644 to #621 - yesthatsme (01/15/2012) [-]
Look at the comment above you.
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User avatar #614 - metajunky (01/15/2012) [-]
great consol, bad controller

sure it works after over a decade but whats the point if the middle stick is limp like a 80 year old dick
User avatar #593 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
I miss Pokemon Stadium and Mario Cart 64! T_T
User avatar #616 to #593 - jaimealejandro (01/15/2012) [-]
I still have them :)
User avatar #608 to #593 - mortality (01/15/2012) [-]
I still have them :)
User avatar #613 to #608 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
I envy you sir
User avatar #615 to #613 - mortality (01/15/2012) [-]
And Super Mario 64, Smash Bros, Gauntlet, Crystal Shards... It makes me happy :)
User avatar #618 to #615 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
I'm sure it does. I actually got to play Ocarina of time a little bit yesterday when I went to see my brother, along with Donkey Kong. Idk wtf I was thinking when I traded my N64 for his 360 =/
User avatar #622 to #618 - mortality (01/15/2012) [-]
I got both, so it's whatever to me
User avatar #624 to #622 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
Yaaa... I've actually got a friend who's willing to trade his and a bunch of games for some of my knife collection.. Worth it? I think so.
User avatar #627 to #624 - mortality (01/15/2012) [-]
Ooh I like knives ^.^ Probably worth it though haha
#588 - RazzberryRipper (01/15/2012) [-]
I remember the clickey noise the analog stick made when I was play N64.
I remember the clickey noise the analog stick made when I was play N64.
#584 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
#652 to #584 - hordeofnuns **User deleted account** (01/19/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
#638 to #584 - uberknight (01/15/2012) [-]
Wow, and you seem to be just as sexist as most men....

For one I am 100% against sex inequality. I have never seen a pig treat a woman as such without doing a thing about it. But the thing is that the women's rights society seem to be trying to raise women as the superior sex and basically put themselves into the same position the men used to be. This in turn does not make you any better.

Thing is that men look like they are the direct cause for all the problems of the world because it has almost been exclusively men that had high amounts of rank and power, but you seem to look at woman as godlike in choice and perfection, but you seem to completely ignore the fact women are just as mortal as men are. I bet if you would turn back time and trade men and women places in history there would be just as much war, violence, and corruption as there was with men having majority in control. I have had just as many asshole woman bosses as I have had asshole men bosses in my life.

To say that if it wasn't for men the world would be a better place just makes you look ignorant and shows you have extremely short insight and a shallow mind. For one, a world without an opposite sex is literally impossible, we have NOT reached that level of tech yet so just come out of your little fantasy world. Two, saying women are greater than men makes you no worse than men are. There is just a difference in hormone and genetic makeup. There are asshole pathetic dumbass men just as much as there is pathetic dumbass bitch women.

You can stay pissed about how men are but don't raise yourself above the problem until you look at it from ALL angles. It just makes you look arrogant. I am pissed about how a lot of women tend to take advantage of their partners for monetary reasons and also tend to be compulsive backstabbers. But I don't use it as an excuse to raise men above women.

Be careful not to become the sexist yourself in the pursuit of knocking down the sexist.

#636 to #584 - dashiznig (01/15/2012) [-]
Go make me some coffee.
#630 to #584 - killyojoy ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
No one cared about the problems you have with men. All we do is make jokes and try to get threw life...women just take our money, and use our own children as a reason to turn us against our own mother. Plus, 99% of lesbians are just ugly bitches like you who are in college and cant get a man....who thinks that fucking lip ring looks good? It looks those fucking rings bulls have in there noses and it makes you look like someone just punched you, Also it makes you look like you got punched in the mouth.....Also Flipping off the camera is really original. You are probably the most fucking original person on the internet....And on another note why would you take a picture of your self crying and post it on the internet, try to make your self at least look half descent when you take a picture.....Oh and this utopia is a fucking retarded idea, there is NO WAY anyone could make THAT many Kitchens.
#634 to #630 - joshkroger ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
....agreed
....agreed
User avatar #633 to #630 - killyojoy ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
(I had to metion the ring making her look like she got punched twice because I cant stress how much it really does)
User avatar #620 to #584 - nickhols ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
apparently funnyjunk doesn't realize this is a half-meme / half-troll

come on guys, get with it
User avatar #611 to #584 - austinfett (01/15/2012) [-]
lol, seen this on 4chan a while ago..
#609 to #584 - animeskunk (01/15/2012) [-]
I know she trolling and all, but I'm a girl and seriously? A world without men is a utopia? They say women are the most violent creatures on Earth, and trust me, I've seen the damage women do. If it's not physical, we sure as do cause emotional pain. We betray others and all other kind of lowdown shit.

And women have equality, we abuse the shit called "double meanings"....... I somehow feel as if I just got butthurt. Hmmm...
User avatar #607 to #584 - metajunky (01/15/2012) [-]
yea all of you are retarded. this was posted on some content a few days ago. it is obvious anyway that this is just a troll. but whatever he/she won
User avatar #606 to #584 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
OH and by the way, you're a sexist pig, and if you ever tried hitting me in the face I'd rip your arm off and fuck you in the ass with it.
User avatar #603 to #584 - garvielxloken (01/15/2012) [-]
The only reason there's still sexism in the world is because of people like you, you stupid bitch. Get the fuck out and leave us to our happy reminiscing, fucking muffdiver >:[
User avatar #601 to #584 - purplecrayons ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
Okay, this is the second time I've seen this. The only point this proves is that women are attention whores and bitch about shit all the time. And if this is a troll, what exactly are you trying to get out of this?
#599 to #584 - zeldanerd (01/15/2012) [-]
And in this so-called "paradise," how exactly would you reproduce?
#597 to #584 - hanselsohotritenow (01/15/2012) [-]
I don't see your utopia happening because without men who would build the kitchens?
User avatar #596 to #584 - Zaxplab ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
were better and stronger
show me your tits
you are a cumdumpster

#595 to #584 - barkingspiders (01/15/2012) [-]
I pinkieed you up out of pity.
I pinkieed you up out of pity.
User avatar #594 to #584 - Apex (01/15/2012) [-]
Pointless rant is pointless. Maybe if you first of all didn't post a pic of yourself, and secondly, didn't post this on a Pic that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN.
#591 to #584 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
This has absolutely nothing to do with the picture. Gtfo, troll.
User avatar #592 to #584 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/15/2012) [-]
AND biggest Ron Paul hater of FJ award goes TO!...... ^that anon Ron Paul hater^
#586 to #584 - orangeoctopus (01/15/2012) [-]
Don't feed the troll, guys...
#585 to #584 - mwhitey (01/15/2012) [-]
i dont like you
User avatar #583 - MarshManOriginal (01/15/2012) [-]
They're playing an intense game of the Kirby and the crystal shards multiplayer mode.
User avatar #582 - nITE ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
I had my Left Hand on the middle one with my pinkie on the joystick and my Right hand on the right one, the way I pressed the buttons would base on the game, if the game was that WWF game I use my Left hand on the Left one with my pinkie on the D-Pad
#580 - qwertyjoke (01/15/2012) [-]
the only think I remeber of the N64 controller was that I always ended up with the pinkie all fuck up because of the analog stick design
User avatar #598 to #580 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/15/2012) [-]
yeah, it seemed to cut in... especially nowadays when you have to push really hard to make it respond to it's full potential
#579 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
omg john cena was so young !

User avatar #577 - trollinandhatin (01/15/2012) [-]
That's how I played it... my hand couldn't use the "dick" of the controller. Was easier for me, physically and mentally.
User avatar #571 - deathraider (01/15/2012) [-]
i dont get it :p

#626 to #571 - joshkroger ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
They are holding the controller like there should be triggers however there are not, and they are holding both sides when most people hold the right side and middle analog stick.
User avatar #617 to #571 - herpesvendor **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
They're holding it wrong, you usually use the middle part of the controller for your left hand.
#629 to #617 - joshkroger ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
beat me to it >:(
beat me to it >:(
User avatar #631 to #629 - herpesvendor **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
But you has a pretty picture. D:
User avatar #635 to #631 - joshkroger ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
visual learning :D
#637 to #635 - herpesvendor **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#578 to #571 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
then you also did not grow up with it lol
User avatar #568 - kingnarnode (01/15/2012) [-]
definitely the worst controller ever made..... it's as if it was designed for a three armed alien cyborg mutant thing...
User avatar #564 - riffibanezius (01/15/2012) [-]
maybe they're playing mischeif makers?
#573 to #564 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
Loved that game!
#581 to #573 - riffibanezius (01/15/2012) [-]
*shake shake* i think those blocks were the fore runners to minecraft
#562 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64**
User avatar #566 to #562 - kiteshock (01/15/2012) [-]
:D EPIC
#559 - PinoyMicah (01/15/2012) [-]
**PinoyMicah rolled a random image posted in comment #393 at Morbid Childhood Memories ** Mfw I see people holding the controller like that...
#610 to #559 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
Great roll, best n64 game
User avatar #641 to #610 - yesthatsme (01/15/2012) [-]
Ocarina of Time was so much better. It's still definitely one of the best games ever made. I did, however, really like the masks in this. After beating the game, I loved to just roll around Termina Field as a Goron, or go swimming as a Zora.
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#561 to #559 - wafflicious (01/15/2012) [-]
Nice roll!
User avatar #551 - cdm (01/15/2012) [-]
Rise of the Black Dogs used it.
#549 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82**
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User avatar #570 to #549 - czeod (01/15/2012) [-]
**czeod rolls 87** Dubs ammo? No problem.
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User avatar #572 to #570 - czeod (01/15/2012) [-]
Just kidding, your dead
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User avatar #563 to #549 - jasonvgrace (01/15/2012) [-]
**jasonvgrace rolls 42**m just take these mate, thank me later
User avatar #565 to #563 - jasonvgrace (01/15/2012) [-]
sh*t, your on your own.
User avatar #555 to #549 - kayteeaye (01/15/2012) [-]
It must be jammed.
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