Brain vs Heart. No offense against the people of America its just a funny thing i noticed OC by gibssowas yay top 20 thanks guys . T cuet noticed that in europe
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No offense against the people of America its just a funny thing i noticed

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No offense against the people of America its just a funny thing i noticed

OC by gibssowas

yay top 20 thanks guys

T cuet noticed that in europe you are
declared "dead" if your hrafn is dead
and there are no signs of vital functions
in the hrafn...
In America you are declared dead when your
heart: euope heating...
T think T know the reacon why...
There are too many people
to declare dead in america
...
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Submitted: 01/13/2012
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#404 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
no, america goes by the brain stopping too in fact i think they started it
#384 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
I'm amerifat and still laughed, pinkieed, and fapped to this post. Good job sir!
#382 - sunofabeatch (01/14/2012) [-]
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#372 - dusters (01/14/2012) [-]
How is it anti-amerifat seriously. You guys should stop getting all defensive when it's about your country/your people. Seriously, evenOH PEEsaid he meant no offense to amerifats.

I don't get all " **** YOU AMERICANS" everytime I see an overused joke about us and white flags. I just make the people stupid enough to take it seriously who start saying "America rules the world, we won all the wars we were involved in" .

Seriously people, love and tolerate each other and laugh about yourselves.
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#425 to #372 - irritatedflower **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#386 to #372 - largenintimidating (01/14/2012) [-]
I think it might be the sheer amount of vitriol thrown at Americans.

Other nationalities see one joke about their country on the internet every once in a while and chuckle. For Americans on the other hand, it's almost impossible to go a single day without someone making an "Americans are fat/stupid/rednecks/etc." joke, especially now that the media more than occasionally joins in.

It's worn down their resistance to the jokes, and since there are so many Americans on the internet, even if every American only answers to every 10th "anti-American" post, there's always someone to respond.

Also: The human brain is sort of automatically wired to protect your own viewpoint/country, and it makes you immediately more patriotic when you see a post lampooning your country.
User avatar #391 to #386 - dusters (01/14/2012) [-]
Our medias rarely talk about America and the only things we see is pro-amerifat stuff.

But yeah I can understand how annoying it can be. Just remember that a lot of people dream to live in your country.

#392 to #391 - largenintimidating (01/14/2012) [-]
But wait... if you're French, how is your media pro-American?

Have... have things changed since De Gaulle was in power?

And that brings me to another question; what is your stance on De Gaulle?
User avatar #402 to #392 - dusters (01/14/2012) [-]
And I'll tell you what, it didn't change.

Not long ago, a woman, who was a police officer was raped by two guys in the Parisian subway. They weren't alone in the wagon.

Imagine a woman screaming at people to help her while some monster is raping her, everyone ignore her, too scared to move.

My own sister got attacked there, the guy wanted her bag, no one moved and it happens a lot.

Parisians are the worst, arrogant selfish pricks, they don't smile, they don't talk and they are stupid as hell. And I'll have to live there for the next 5 or 6 years to study. Damn it.


User avatar #400 to #392 - dusters (01/14/2012) [-]
Sarkozy loves America, he was called "Sarkozy the amerifat" by our medias for a long time. I guess that's why our medias only show us important and serious, or funny videos from America.

De Gaulle? I don't like him, because at the end of the war he was like "Every french was in the resistance, no one helped the nazis, there are only a few traitors" . That wasn't true, the majority of the population helped the nazis, you could say the resistance was a fake.

When germans came to people's house "We will live in your house with you now" people often said "My neighbor has a bigger house" and that's a true story. Being selfish, not giving a **** about anyone, even kids was the golden rule back then.
De Gaulle didn't say anything about that, and at the end of the war the frenchRon Paul haters were like "WE RE HEROES, WE ALL FOUGHT AGAINST THE NAZIS, BURN THE TRAITORS". Consequences, a lot of people lives were ****** up because they had helped nazis. And the people who humiliated them, ****** up their lives helped the nazis too but didn't say it. Anyway, if you ask to old people, they all fought, no one ever helped nazis.

De Gaulle is someone I don't like. To me, he's no hero. Nowadays, we still make fun of our so called resistance on TV.
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#378 to #376 - dusters (01/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry my good sir. Most of the green pinkies I got in the comment section come from arguing with stupid ***** . Pic not related.
#369 - gibssowas (01/14/2012) [-]
well now that the time for my content is almost up... iwant to thank you guys for pinkieing my content :D
Like i said in my description im not an amerifat hater ^^ and i know that JB is from Canada and not in the USA but i think he lives in the USA nowadays thats why hes in the content.
Like you might have noticed i never said those persons are amerifats.
Anyway thanks for watching my content and im glad if i made some people laugh and hate my guts xD

And yeah Boromir i did it :P
#377 to #369 - potsmokingmonkey (01/14/2012) [-]
It was actually very clever and you deserved every pinkie bro
#368 - skuser (01/14/2012) [-]
We must be on a zombie land then...
#374 to #368 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
<------ My zombie apocalypse plan
<------ My zombie apocalypse plan
#367 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
Justin Bieber is Canadian and you spelled 'too' wrong. Dumb ass.
User avatar #365 - zombiepikachu (01/14/2012) [-]
i dont see obama on there
User avatar #364 - theakwardturtle (01/14/2012) [-]
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#363 - vitafix (01/14/2012) [-]
One of them is Canadian.
One of them is Canadian.
User avatar #390 to #363 - UKDan (01/14/2012) [-]
and you wanted to bring attention to that? probably the worst one of the bunch?
#403 to #390 - vitafix (01/14/2012) [-]
I don't think that that is a &quot;worst one&quot; in the bunch. In fact, I happen to be a sociopath, and I hate everyone equally.
I don't think that that is a "worst one" in the bunch. In fact, I happen to be a sociopath, and I hate everyone equally.
User avatar #359 - iliketrainsalot (01/14/2012) [-]
INB4 a ********* , i actually like a song by Lady Gaga.
User avatar #358 - mrtree (01/14/2012) [-]
you have a good point, but its also because you can restart a stopped heart, you cant restart a brain
#355 - bellefly (01/14/2012) [-]
I shall wait for the red pinkies for this post,
But one, There is a Canadian in there, just sayin,
and two, Lady Gaga is freaking epic.
And three?
I'm tired with everyone hating on America. :/
I am not a fat stupid idiot who goes around shooting shotguns, Thanks.
I am actually, underweight, have only seen guns in video games, and I like to believe I'm pretty intelligent.
I think the number of Hating On Americans posts, Are TOO DAMN HIGH. They were funny at first, but now.. It's just kinda old.
Rant Over.
Good day to you, Kind People.
<3
User avatar #360 to #355 - iliketrainsalot (01/14/2012) [-]
I can agree that Some of the songs of Lady Gaga aren't too bad, like "You and I".
#356 to #355 - yarolord (01/14/2012) [-]
Good morning, I just wanted to say that I almost agree with you.

Just... **** Gaga. That is all.
#357 to #356 - bellefly (01/14/2012) [-]
What's wrong with Gaga? :(
#351 - chamillitary (01/14/2012) [-]
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#346 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
Now, now Europeans... I realize there are many among you who are very insecure with themselves and their particular country, and they feel the need to compensate through bashing Americans, but come on now. I would be flat out embarrassed if I were surrounded by such indecent people. All of you intelligent, respectable Europeans need to step it up. Don't let idiots like this represent you.
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#343 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #342 - okiedokie (01/14/2012) [-]
I'm all for this **** but I just going to say that Lady Gaga has a good voice and she's real nice too.
#341 - anonymous (01/14/2012) [-]
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