School

Hey Fjl I had a hilarious
thing happen to me today.
This ADD asshole threw a
grape at my friend, and I
took the grape and
pretended to throw it back
at the kid. He flinched, and
then he said "If you throw
that grape at me, I' ll smack
you." I told him "yeah, night."
And, then he said "well at
least I' m not a faggot who
plays Pokemon in high school."
Then I gave him
this expression.
He then said "that' s the
stupidest face I' ever
seen on somebody" and I
asked him what he was
trying to accomplish, and
he said "I will throw you on
the ground if that grape
touches me."
I then lightly tossed the His ugly
grape onto him (we were ass
only about five feet apart),
just like this
The kid totally freaked out
and stood up really fast and
said "I' ll ******* hit you!"
He proceeded to walk over
to me, and I being the
skinny, tall **** I am was no
match for this crazed
****** , decided the best
thing to do would be nothing.
And so I just sat there, and
told him "hit me."
ellr, l
The ****** then
proceeded to
tackle me.