True. credit to memebase just for luls i have nothing against bf3 or halo. Still easier to fly' 3 jet MEMEBASE. ctpt,. >Play PC >Take a risk, spawn in jet for first time >Fly like a pro, level up twice in one game >Wtf is everyone complaining about? >Play on frien
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credit to memebase
just for luls
i have nothing against bf3 or halo

Still easier to fly' 3 jet
MEMEBASE. ctpt,
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User avatar #2 - Rankor (01/13/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Play PC
>Take a risk, spawn in jet for first time
>Fly like a pro, level up twice in one game
>Wtf is everyone complaining about?
>Play on friend's console
>Get in jet
>HOLYSHITWTFAMIDOINGJESUSTAKETHESTICK
>Go tell story to internet
#88 - lordaurion (01/13/2012) [-]
Mfw flying jets in BF3.
#58 - coxville (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#59 - holylol (01/13/2012) [-]
>MFW flying a BF3 heli
>MFW flying a BF3 heli
#68 - anonymous (01/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The only problem you'll get is getting a jet up in the air and flying the fucker without being shot down on take off.

And I'm saying that because I've got 300+ kills killing people who haven't left the runway.

But, the moar you know:
RT accelerates, don't hold it down when trying to out-turn an enemy who is pursuing you as it widens your turn, hold LT to air brake and then accelerate out for a second or two before braking again, using afterburners is super effective as you'll usually get behind them well enough.
Never fly straight up and fly to the moon, you'll stall and fall backwards into the nearest mountain, and you'll get shot down as you do so.
Never fly straight and never over the enemy spawn in conquest if you see an active turret.
In conquest work on anti-air, take down enemy jets and helicopters using AA missiles, If you're complete begginer do not use guided missiles.
Flares + Air Radar + Heat Seekers = Conquest (Operation firestorm, caspian border, Kharg Island)
Flares + Beam Scanning + Guided Missiles = Rush.
ECM jammer won't stop missiles that are already locked on; only use them in Hardcore as the flares do the same thing, and better.
Get your priorities right, Enemy Jet > Enemy Heli > Enemy Tank > Enemy Jeep > Individual foot soldier.
If the enemy refuse to use jets, take theirs, 3 friendly jets is better then one.
Out of foot soldier boundry trees are non physical, you can fly right through them without damage, avoid normal, detailed trees.
Don't panic whilst locked on, fly fast using after burners if on conquest, stay low, then use the air brake a lot. Mash RB for flares; they'll save your life 20+ times a game.
Jeeps don't have lock on warnings and are commonly transporting multiple people or jihad-esque explosives, netting upwards of 300-400 a kill.
I Love the jets in BF3, I've done well with them, Don't under-estimate. And if all else fails; use the AA cannon/Stinger missile combo.
#6 - kubaardo (01/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Thats because you have no Spartans in Battlefield 3. Master Chief survived a dive from orbit without a scratch and a soldier in BF3 dies if he jumps of a of 3 meter tall building.
#82 - resurrectionblade ONLINE (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Halo thread anyone? lay down your feelings and information about halo
Halo thread anyone? lay down your feelings and information about halo
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#81 - butterglider (01/13/2012) [-]
I got 99 problems but flying a jet aint one
#35 - bakinboy (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that is because you rack diciprine!
that is because you rack diciprine!
#67 - schnofi (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's because it is a glyder! GAWD
#72 to #67 - lordaurion (01/13/2012) [-]
Gliders don't have engines, that's what makes them gliders.
Gliders don't have engines, that's what makes them gliders.
#24 - dfreshizzle (01/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Jets are easy....helicopters are whats hard a shit.
Jets are easy....helicopters are whats hard a shit.
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#101 - drunkfacebutthose (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Halo started to suck the second they added dumbass abilities. Bungie had it right. 343 can suck on camel dick and die, where special places await them in hell. ODST - last good HALO.

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#87 - AOHearts (01/13/2012) [-]
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#65 - northernbro (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw i actually leave the runway in a jet
#32 - muchosgustaman (01/13/2012) [-]
I can fly the damn jet just fine, getting kills on the other hand...
User avatar #98 - darthblam (01/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Halo Reach always kind of bugged me... because it pretty much made the entire Fall of Reach book wrong...
#52 - ilbacondeity (01/13/2012) [-]
Yo, my PC player homies...

Plug in an Xbox controller to the PC. While on foot, keyboard n' mouse. In Jet or Heli, pick up the controller.
#42 - captainamazingjack (01/13/2012) [-]
I think they are pretty easy, but at first I flew like I was drunk

mfw first kill
#41 - volleys (01/13/2012) [-]
I can fly the Jets but cannot KILL anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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