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#24 - AnonymousDonor (01/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
dumb bitch. you have to be Thane of New Bedford to do that
#348 - Mr Fist (01/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**Mr Fist rolls 88**
#23 - spankyx **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 - maginmaniac (01/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He resisted arrest? He probably paid with his blood!
#31 - mymomslapsme **User deleted account** (01/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Wait I know you....
User avatar #19 - genjutsu (01/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
story struck me as total bullshit upon first reading, then it was guaranteed bullshit once I saw the sentence for that kind of crime. That is the same sentence a violent rapist would get, plus for an assault the 10 year monitoring probation makes no sense, only child sex offenders get that long.

TL:DR Bullshit
#33 - Digitalphear (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#469 - katanauser (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He has a chance to get out, he has one lockpick.
#487 - thesweguy (01/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - aussieteen (01/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
5-7 years of prison term for punching a women and taking her handbag?
#535 - chitalian (01/13/2012) [-]
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#420 - saygoodnight ONLINE (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Lol... 5 to 7 years? How that will work out:
"C'mere nerd boy... Come give papa a sky-rim-job"
User avatar #56 - cnstr (01/13/2012) [-]
hope he brought his lockpick
#522 - vonner (01/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
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#468 - N. Korean citizen (01/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
THis whole thing is clearly fake.

The writer of the article clearly has no understanding of the U.S. Legal System... whatsoever.

Held in a local Jail before he can be Transported to a more "permanent Prison"... THEN he receives a prison term, of 5-7 years, for simple battery? (a Misdemeanor in most states, Massachusetts included) THEN 10 Years of probation?

Manslaughter (a Felony) is a maximum of 5 years, with eligibility for parole being within a few months, with the prosecuted serving typically no more than two years. That Includes Negligence, Substance abuse, etc. as factors...

If this had actually happened, the Prosecuted would likely serve no more than three months in jail, or 120 hours of Community service coupled with a small fine.

#499 - marinete (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #30 - karris (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't he just Fus Ro Dah the police?
#10 - matthewfjr (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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