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Man found guilty of
assault and battery
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assault and battery
Br Elan Penn
Tuesday. January IO, 3112 - Updated 15 reunite we
wansn Elia: Garments we Snare Li:
A man dawned as B rant 1 Inch was fauna guilty this weekend
by a jury in the town er may tier against children
end their parents. when pumice responded he a en cell
a man and rel: ll: families In a nasal pare
they ten him to yield end my en the grained. The than pa netted e
t ". S-[ DIE parkay titten ' tta turn ID met
pelled and and
No. We until. I' m the thaut ."
Feline wrestled the m the amend as he resisted arrest. He
will be held in at jaleel yell until he can be trend: -erlee we a mere
prison. He will % of prised term and
will leave with , t) years taf . He has been barred item
further winks he New Bedlam end the parks.
Men claiming lo be "Thane er
mum guilty o? assault and . will new
M. iha
Mobile en:
y I lti "Bi
hasten
Herald
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story struck me as total bullshit upon first reading, then it was guaranteed bullshit once I saw the sentence for that kind of crime. That is the same sentence a violent rapist would get, plus for an assault the 10 year monitoring probation makes no sense, only child sex offenders get that long.
TL:DR Bullshit
TL:DR Bullshit
#468
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N. Korean citizen (01/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
THis whole thing is clearly fake.
The writer of the article clearly has no understanding of the U.S. Legal System... whatsoever.
Held in a local Jail before he can be Transported to a more "permanent Prison"... THEN he receives a prison term, of 5-7 years, for simple battery? (a Misdemeanor in most states, Massachusetts included) THEN 10 Years of probation?
Manslaughter (a Felony) is a maximum of 5 years, with eligibility for parole being within a few months, with the prosecuted serving typically no more than two years. That Includes Negligence, Substance abuse, etc. as factors...
If this had actually happened, the Prosecuted would likely serve no more than three months in jail, or 120 hours of Community service coupled with a small fine.
The writer of the article clearly has no understanding of the U.S. Legal System... whatsoever.
Held in a local Jail before he can be Transported to a more "permanent Prison"... THEN he receives a prison term, of 5-7 years, for simple battery? (a Misdemeanor in most states, Massachusetts included) THEN 10 Years of probation?
Manslaughter (a Felony) is a maximum of 5 years, with eligibility for parole being within a few months, with the prosecuted serving typically no more than two years. That Includes Negligence, Substance abuse, etc. as factors...
If this had actually happened, the Prosecuted would likely serve no more than three months in jail, or 120 hours of Community service coupled with a small fine.