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Submitted: 01/12/2012
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#24 - AnonymousDonor (01/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
dumb bitch. you have to be Thane of New Bedford to do that
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User avatar #9 - maginmaniac (01/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He resisted arrest? He probably paid with his blood!
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User avatar #19 - genjutsu (01/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
story struck me as total ******** upon first reading, then it was guaranteed ******** once I saw the sentence for that kind of crime. That is the same sentence a violent rapist would get, plus for an assault the 10 year monitoring probation makes no sense, only child sex offenders get that long.

TL:DR ********
#33 - Digitalphear (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#469 - katanauser (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He has a chance to get out, he has one lockpick.
#487 - thesweguy ONLINE (01/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - aussieteen (01/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
5-7 years of prison term for punching a women and taking her handbag?
#535 - chitalian (01/13/2012) [-]
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#537 - lordketchup (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#420 - saygoodnight (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Lol... 5 to 7 years? How that will work out:
"C'mere nerd boy... Come give papa a sky-rim-job"
User avatar #56 - cnstr (01/13/2012) [-]
hope he brought his lockpick
#522 - vonner (01/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
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#468 - anonymous (01/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
THis whole thing is clearly fake.

The writer of the article clearly has no understanding of the U.S. Legal System... whatsoever.

Held in a local Jail before he can be Transported to a more "permanent Prison"... THEN he receives a prison term, of 5-7 years, for simple battery? (a Misdemeanor in most states, Massachusetts included) THEN 10 Years of probation?

Manslaughter (a Felony) is a maximum of 5 years, with eligibility for parole being within a few months, with the prosecuted serving typically no more than two years. That Includes Negligence, Substance abuse, etc. as factors...

If this had actually happened, the Prosecuted would likely serve no more than three months in jail, or 120 hours of Community service coupled with a small fine.

#499 - marinete (01/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #30 - karris (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't he just Fus Ro Dah the police?
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#470 - WowLunch (01/13/2012) [-]
seems legit
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