That feeling

better than vice versa

Here i sit broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Give a little moan
Give a little squeeze
It all came out like melted cheese.

That's only half the poem.
The full version, from memory, is:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Went to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Went to fart, but shit my pants

hours later took a chance,
tried to fart and shit my pants

Later on I took a chance, went to fart and shat my pants.

Here i sit, broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.
Now i sit here all retarded,
NEVERMIND! the game has started...

>MFW i'm bad.
>MFW also no parents.

Later on, took a chance, tried to fart but shit my pants :D

Then one day I took a chance,
Went to fart, and shit my pants.

Here I sit in stinking vapour
Some cunt stole the toilet paper
Shall I sit? Shall I linger?
Or will I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit, I am elated. came to shit, Ejaculated.

Here I sit
All cold and dirty
Killing time
Until 4:30

Here I sit,
In stinky vapor.
I have to shit,
But I'm out of paper.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And I shit my pants!
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

... then one day I tried to fart,
shit my pants and broke my heart!

Here I sit,
taking a shit,
thinking about,
what pussy to hit.

back at my desk
try to fart
but shit my pants.

Here I sit in stinky vapor
Cause some dick used all the toilet paper
Should I lie or should I linger
Or will I be forced to use my finger