bees vs wasps

wasps kill shit like spiders and other ugly fucking bugs

> It be Summer 2010
> Keep hearing a buzzing every time I go in my shed, but unable to locate the source
> Think nothing of it, just a trapped housefly living off the guinea pig shit probably.
> Go in shed one day.
> Huge wasp flies around my head
> getthefuckouttathere
> sneak back in half an hour later
> oh shit, wasp nest on the roof of the shed, about the size of a chicken egg
> run back in my house lol
> do some research on the internet
> wasp queens hibernate alone over winter, build a nest then lay pre fertilised eggs inside.
> realise this means I am dealing with only one wasp
> challengeaccepted.jpg
> I return to the shed, head held high, ready for battle. Deoderant and lighter in hand.
> Open the door wide, sit outside shed, watching the nest.
> See the queen return and crawl inside
> Seize my chance, TO BATTLE!
> Grab the nest, pull it off the ceiling, throw it outside.
> FLAMETHROWER THAT SHIT WITH MY DEODERANT AND LIGHTER
> Queen slowly crawls out the burning wreckage, wings singed, wounded, unable to fly. Looks at me with pure hatred for the murder of her unborn children.
> I flick my lighter. "Now, you die."
> And so the queen died in a righteous ball of flame.
> Victory was mine.
MFW

go ahead...take a bite.

Making graph with bee on it?

You should be writing paper with A on it

my favorite 3/3

as relevant as it'll ever be

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I live in Newfoundland and grew up in a wooded area. The most common was you'd see here is a regular hornet. They're not a big deal and you can usually ignore them.

<- But these fuckers here were scary. We call them Timber Flies. Not sure if this picture is the exact species, but it's the same kinda thing. They have a stinger that can seriously be an inch or two long.

**tsb rolls 772**

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Wait, you mean I can actually use this gif and it can be completely relevant?

At the end of last summer, I woke up one morning, just chill as fuck, stretching out and shit, just relaxing. So I decide to start waking up, and right as I move my left leg to get out of bed, I feel like a fucking midget just shanked me in the leg or some shit. I fucking freak out and try to get out of bed and I fucking get shanked again. So I'm wondering what the fuck keeps stabbing me, and I suddenly realize a fucking douchebag wasp is just sitting there next to the covers like "DEAL WITH IT". Fucking wasps.

MFW I got "shanked"

Wasps are the evil and pointless versions of bees ...

>be in the 5th grade
>Find wasps nest in backyard
>holyshitfullofwin idea pops up
>Call friends
>tell them all to bring their supersoakers
>rendezvous at my house
>stealth up in front of the nest, fucking swat team style
>Get first shot off, everyone joins in
>HOLY SHIT, NEST WAS BIGGER THAN WE THOUGHT
>hells army itself is unleashed
>get the fuck out of there, trip two of the three friends to save my ass
>I don't even look back, but all I hear are high pitched 5th grader screams
>heard that bees chase you for a mile so I ran my ass for 10 minutes full sprint to the park
>walk back home, see angry friends at the front covered in welts n shit
>Get ass kicked
>two less friends that day

Bees are all nice and shit. I love bees. Bees are all like "Hey bro, what'cha doing over here? Oh, that's cool, I'm gonna go make honey now."

Wasps are like the Joker from Batman. Wasps just want to watch the world burn while making everyone as fucking miserable as possible.