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FIRST TIME HAVING SEX
I know its REALLY Long, but it is worth the read. Vou will be very glad you read it
When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect
of a 17 year old was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and
my final dest'
I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also
an issue. I have a digestion's disorder that sometimes cause my **** to become large and quite
solid while still inside me. I wasn' t aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought
everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a
mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.
Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always
a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed. I walk in to a candle holocaust. She' s
been wor rig on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights
off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she
was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.
Now I' m sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks.
Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and
the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But
somehow I still get hard and we go to town. She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her
over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my
built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can' t stop moaning and telling me
how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear ''I want to make you cum
in my mouth." I ******* love women.
so she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least
she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say ''tell me if
you like this". Then I feel it.
She stuck her finger up my ass.
My bra ts the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three
year old virgin. But its too late.
I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL **** , all over her parents comforter.
No, you aren' t understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest **** and
multiple it by and you' ll have an idea of what flew out of me.
And gents, when I say flew, I don' t mean ''I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane
force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark
brown, smelly harpoon.
I know it hit her. I didn' t see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD
but I always imagined that, due to her position,
it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits. I would like to say I got up to go after her. But]
heard the bathroom door shut and ajust lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It
smelled like someone rolled a cat in **** and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to
date, the largest bowel movement I' ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the
blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.
Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was
bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my
con . on). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the
exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.
I grab my **** with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/ 3 into the
toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes. I
stand there, holding Z/ 3' s of my biggest **** of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my
leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of
this.
Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I
skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the
bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her
parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a **** and walk out of the bathroom you
think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY
**** !". It was one of those moments.
The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time
smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand
candles was making the room feel more like a . I was aware enough to grab the
comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom
sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the but
at this point I considered it a blessing.
clammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not
even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggle; Then I left. I
avoided my ' s calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what
happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I **** on her". And it
was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don' t THINK she ever did. She was probably
as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most
embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
Hey, if you spent all this time reading it you probably have enough time to thumb :)
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#51 - lamoc (01/11/2012) [-]
oh my god! I'm in computer class and I'm trying to read this but at the part when he was describing his massive **** (The "hurricane" description got me), i broke out laughing in class. I had to close my browser and run outside the classroom and I burst into tears in the hallway from laughter. I'm back in class now and I'm afraid to continue reading it. Teacher keeps looking over at my with the, "wth?" expression on her face. I'll continue this post later.
#133 - Jager (01/11/2012) [-]
#76 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Well...what a load of **** ...
#65 - SummerLovesPeace (01/11/2012) [-]
"Tighter than a three year old virgin," you say?

#158 - thestrangestboner (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP's girlfriend
#492 - getoutofhere (01/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**getoutofhere rolls 22** This was some good **** man. (hahaha pun intended :3) Oh and dubs, but it happens so much i almost forget.
#186 - greatsuccess (01/12/2012) [-]
It must have been...82 Courics at least...
#575 - nurucio ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
#298 - kimbra (01/12/2012) [-]
<- Her dad when he came back home
<- Her dad when he came back home
#38 - wutangnash (01/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #39 to #38 - knowitallfourtytwo (01/11/2012) [-]
If you have enough time to read that newspaper, I don't see why not.
#66 - ewr ONLINE (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#240 - pandacervantes (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#375 - xorangex (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#205 - klondikemonster (01/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm still a virgin
I'm still a virgin
#146 - dieanons (01/12/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex
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