READ. . ATTENTION ALL H USERS SEE THAT LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION TROLL THE OUT/ l THAT OF A. hows this? "Yesterday my friend convinced me to go on a date with him. His name is Edward and my name is Jacob. It was like it was meant to be. So i put on
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ATTENTION ALL H USERS
SEE THAT LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION
TROLL THE **** OUT/ l THAT ********* OF A
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Submitted: 04/01/2010
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#57 - GodlyWalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #59 to #58 - Cigrry (04/02/2010) [-]
Wrong. MyLifeIsTragic.
User avatar #104 - yosoyeltupapi (04/02/2010) [-]
hows this? "Yesterday my friend convinced me to go on a date with him. His name is Edward and my name is Jacob. It was like it was meant to be. So i put on my tightest, darkest shirt put 4 pounds of gel in my hair, sprinkled myself with glitter. He made me moan like a cat in the bath tub that night. MLIT" lol
User avatar #116 - XxKelciexX (04/02/2010) [-]
It's like a nightmare versoinf of FML...
User avatar #111 - hattrikev (04/02/2010) [-]
I was like:
Today, I went to go see Twilight in theaters and I opened fire on the audience while jacking off to Robert Pattinson while doing that I jizzed on their carcass'. It was pretty epic. MLIT.

I guess I preformed "Error 2". I'm guessing that that stands for WAY TO EXTREME
User avatar #91 - Midnighthg (04/02/2010) [-]
I normally dont troll, but this needed it. ok, so my username on their is evildragon and this is what i wrote: Today I wanted to be more like Edward for my boyfriend. So I filled up my bathtub with lots of ice and cold water. Applied my make-up (just like Edward's, all pale) and poured 4 cups of glitter on me. I soaked in the tub for 4 hours. But what i dont get is why the Paramedic called me a dumbass? lol
User avatar #90 - Laukik (04/02/2010) [-]
I posted one, but it wasn't up when I looked. I think they have a moderator that looks at them first, otherwise this site would have been trolled long ago
User avatar #76 - DandyLilFucker (04/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i said. "I ****** bella up with ass with a rusty rake. Edward watched.
User avatar #54 - Mrah (04/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
we should all post pictures of what we said to FJ
imma put a link in description to this and the website :D
User avatar #32 - Starflaker (04/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I cant do it. I made an account, started typing and had to take a shower. I had to drink the memory of making this account. Please.....dont make me do it again. They MAKE YOU CAPITALIZE EDWARD.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mikehock (04/01/2010) [-]
YOU SAID THE E WORD....... YOUR INFECTED
User avatar #28 - KSMO (04/01/2010) [-]
when they say MLIT, in my head, i read it as clit
User avatar #7 - ThePedoTerminator (04/01/2010) [-]
Apparently some FJ users also have the Firefox W.O.T. app ...... this makes me happy that it's listed as a very bad site on there :D
#1 - SolarBowl (04/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
bro. this is a good idea. get this **** to the top so everyone can have some fun
#110 - ihaytu (04/02/2010) [-]
i posted"i saw this person reading a twilight book and i kiced him in the nuts"
User avatar #109 - Ashtwofourthree (04/02/2010) [-]
your font isn't aligned and it is bothering my eyes =/
User avatar #89 - Ricin (04/02/2010) [-]
i left a story saying that i raped my dog because i thought it was jacob , lol , look for one by frankie j
User avatar #88 - Laukik (04/02/2010) [-]
Thy will be done, on mylifeistwilight as it is on funnyjunk. And give us this day our daily troll and let the twilighters burn in an equally poorly written hell, as we will go to purgatory. Amen
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User avatar #15 - SextonMLH (04/01/2010) [-]
It's ridiculously easy. *Anticipates mother joke*
#14 - cmonster **User deleted account** (04/01/2010) [-]
Yuppers! Did my part with the Firefox WOT app. "Very Poor" looks predominant. Heh heh heh...
User avatar #5 - ThePedoTerminator (04/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Do a thumb party as well *Put in description*


Trust me it will get noticed a lot more!
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