Don't know if trolling or just retard...

our child' s mind with SEX SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn' t even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal
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makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children* s minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and
balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.
Portal I a n to have sex with themselves:
Teaching your child that lying is UK!
Portal 2 does nothing but he over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a
miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actuality delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. "Four child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars:
Proverbs 5: "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that
defileth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A False witness that speaketh lies, and he that someth discord among brethren."
The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.