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Truth About men - This guy is legit ,-
- Canadians and Hockey
- Tumblr crap aside,
- BaceFook
- Ireland
- Better than dirt...
- I beg to differ
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- Tweets
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- she went bizerk aft-
I LOVE YOU MUM
True story!
stupid literature teacher
I was 13 when
and so, as you
this happened. all know, an
created the world
A and everything in
This is a true It In an days-
That' s what is
said in the Bible
snorg. and there' s no
proof against it.
stupid teacher freaks out!!
I' m sorry miss, but there' s
more that enough proof III
that the : is about THIS IS . . .
4. 5 billion Years old T WILL NOT TOLLERATE THIS
and life appeard an KIND OF NONSENSE
Earth about 3. 5 _ TN MY CLAERLY
billion years ago, ..
while human beings
only appeared
million years ago
and descended from
a common ancestor
of apes and monkeys..
WE DO NOT COME
FROM MONKEYS! l.
GOD CREATED US
TN HIS IMAGE ON
THE SIXTH DAY
OF CREATION! l. [
What about dinosaurs? THAT STAE' ' IS ALL
MADE UP BY EVIL
PEOPLE GUIDED BX
What about fossils? Amil DEVIA, TO
TO THE AND
DESTROY OUR
FAITH!!!
What about carbon dating?
yes, she actually
said this...
THAT' S IT! ! GET OUT OF
are you of MY CLASSROOM! NOW! I ,
what we study in school is . ...
makle up by the . i, AND TOMORROW I WANT TO
TALKTO YOUR
T must have travelled - PARENTS! [1
back in time, 'cause ' ' THIS KIND
this sounds like
siu: ometer' Lng they OF BEHAVIOUR
ilgili I I I I I I I I
13th century...
my mum and me, listening to
all the crap my teacher was
saying without replying...
AND so, THE NEXT DAY, When she was done talking,
my mum finally said...
MY MOMMENT TALK
TD MY TEACHER AND I
RENT WITH HER...
Fiwe Yau kidding? OH, How I an WHERE ?' S
are You : explaining COMES FROM!
because my son told you
what is written in any
biology book? YOU ARE TAKING
THE PATH OF
T can respect your " - EVIL WITH YOUR
beliefs, but only BLASPHEMY! I
as long as they ..
don' t interfere
with my son' s
education...
Then my mum jumped on my
teacher and they started to
beat the shit out; of each
other...
This is fucking
awesome!!!
My mum beating the crap out;
of my stupid teacher in school.
What can T say other than...
I LOVE YOU MUM!
I was 13 when
and so, as you
this happened. all know, an
created the world
A and everything in
This is a true It In an days-
That' s what is
said in the Bible
snorg. and there' s no
proof against it.
stupid teacher freaks out!!
I' m sorry miss, but there' s
more that enough proof III
that the : is about THIS IS . . .
4. 5 billion Years old T WILL NOT TOLLERATE THIS
and life appeard an KIND OF NONSENSE
Earth about 3. 5 _ TN MY CLAERLY
billion years ago, ..
while human beings
only appeared
million years ago
and descended from
a common ancestor
of apes and monkeys..
WE DO NOT COME
FROM MONKEYS! l.
GOD CREATED US
TN HIS IMAGE ON
THE SIXTH DAY
OF CREATION! l. [
What about dinosaurs? THAT STAE' ' IS ALL
MADE UP BY EVIL
PEOPLE GUIDED BX
What about fossils? Amil DEVIA, TO
TO THE AND
DESTROY OUR
FAITH!!!
What about carbon dating?
yes, she actually
said this...
THAT' S IT! ! GET OUT OF
are you of MY CLASSROOM! NOW! I ,
what we study in school is . ...
makle up by the . i, AND TOMORROW I WANT TO
TALKTO YOUR
T must have travelled - PARENTS! [1
back in time, 'cause ' ' THIS KIND
this sounds like
siu: ometer' Lng they OF BEHAVIOUR
ilgili I I I I I I I I
13th century...
my mum and me, listening to
all the crap my teacher was
saying without replying...
AND so, THE NEXT DAY, When she was done talking,
my mum finally said...
MY MOMMENT TALK
TD MY TEACHER AND I
RENT WITH HER...
Fiwe Yau kidding? OH, How I an WHERE ?' S
are You : explaining COMES FROM!
because my son told you
what is written in any
biology book? YOU ARE TAKING
THE PATH OF
T can respect your " - EVIL WITH YOUR
beliefs, but only BLASPHEMY! I
as long as they ..
don' t interfere
with my son' s
education...
Then my mum jumped on my
teacher and they started to
beat the shit out; of each
other...
This is fucking
awesome!!!
My mum beating the crap out;
of my stupid teacher in school.
What can T say other than...
I LOVE YOU MUM!
...
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#51
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auesis (01/09/2012) [+]
(30 replies)
Some stupid ginger kid who thought he owned the place in 3rd grade would constantly push me and 2 of my friends around like his slaves. It took me a while to realise that this guy was a fucking asshole, so when he gave me one of his signature chest shoves and turned away, I bent his arm behind his back and snapped the joint completely. I must have been EXTREMELY pissed off, because I have never been able to do that, a decade later. His arm was bent behind his back in such a way that the shoulder couldn't take the strain, so I just kept twisting it as hard as I could, and there was a huge THWACK and the arm went limp. He just fell to the floor screaming, and after the headmaster's ramblings about my expulsion, my mother burst in to the office and didn't stop ranting about the shit this kid had put me through. I left scot-free, and the ginger kid ended up getting suspended for 2 weeks. He never spoke to me or my friends again.
MFW
MFW
#32
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nois **User deleted account** (01/09/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
That reminds me of this one time where I fucking rode to school on a triceratops and the principal sucked my dick. Afterwards I fucking wrote the bible and beat darwin in the head with it and he begged for mercy as I pissed on his coat.
Yeah. Your story reminded me that our stories are completely false.
Why don't you go do homework or something.
Yeah. Your story reminded me that our stories are completely false.
Why don't you go do homework or something.
#49
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aBlindMoron (01/09/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Oh look. Another angry, anti-Christian religion post. It's not even funny.
Yes. We get it. A lot of religious people are closed minded and stupid. But so are atheists who predicate anti-religious logic and try to spread atheism or general hatred of religion.
You might as well just piss into the wind. You don't make dumbshits stop clinging to their Bibles; but you do make atheists look like douchebags. And if being atheist wasn't the new cool thing on Funnyjunk, your shit comics would be mostly lost at the bottom of the newest upload section with -3 thumbs.
Sincerely,
an Agnostic Theist
Yes. We get it. A lot of religious people are closed minded and stupid. But so are atheists who predicate anti-religious logic and try to spread atheism or general hatred of religion.
You might as well just piss into the wind. You don't make dumbshits stop clinging to their Bibles; but you do make atheists look like douchebags. And if being atheist wasn't the new cool thing on Funnyjunk, your shit comics would be mostly lost at the bottom of the newest upload section with -3 thumbs.
Sincerely,
an Agnostic Theist
#741
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Bronboa (01/10/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.”
-George Carlin
more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.”
-George Carlin
#131
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georgewillben (01/10/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
Religion and Science. Maybe the bible speaks in metaphors. maybe the bible was edited by roman nobility.
#307
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agentpurplek ONLINE (01/10/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
If I was there watching the mom and teacher fight.
#279
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iliekcereal (01/10/2012) [+]
(19 replies)
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
These posts were once cool and funny, until they began to happen EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. It's all the same argument: Atheists think they're smarter than Christians, and Christians think they're holier than Atheists. WELL THAT"S NOT FUCKING TRUE
DEAR ATHEISTS. YOU'RE NOT INSTANTLY INTELLIGENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. I'm tired of all of these 13 year-olds who have converted to atheism because it's "cool" on the internet. KEEP YOUR FUCKING BELIEFS TO YOURSELF
DEAR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. NOBODY EXCEPT THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE SAME GOD AS YOU GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU WORSHIP. I'm tired of all you religious people trying to enforce your beliefs on others (this really applies more to real life; no one on Funnyjunk would be dumb enough to express a belief different to the general community). anyways, KEEP YOUR FUCKING BELIEFS TO YOURSELF
Sincerely, an Agnostic
These posts were once cool and funny, until they began to happen EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. It's all the same argument: Atheists think they're smarter than Christians, and Christians think they're holier than Atheists. WELL THAT"S NOT FUCKING TRUE
DEAR ATHEISTS. YOU'RE NOT INSTANTLY INTELLIGENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. I'm tired of all of these 13 year-olds who have converted to atheism because it's "cool" on the internet. KEEP YOUR FUCKING BELIEFS TO YOURSELF
DEAR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. NOBODY EXCEPT THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE SAME GOD AS YOU GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU WORSHIP. I'm tired of all you religious people trying to enforce your beliefs on others (this really applies more to real life; no one on Funnyjunk would be dumb enough to express a belief different to the general community). anyways, KEEP YOUR FUCKING BELIEFS TO YOURSELF
Sincerely, an Agnostic
#304
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thewarlock **User deleted account** (01/10/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I'm a christian but I believe that the book of Genesis is simply a series of metaphors to describe the process of Evolution. I don't mind having evolution taught in public schools. Am I a cool christian now? :D
#248
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hauntzor (01/10/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Here, some tits to distract you from this religion post
#96
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nickholloway (01/10/2012) [-] The same except thing happened to me in class once, except I shot up the school.
#88
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irradiantx (01/10/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
1. Person says a defining fact of their belief
2.OP spills a huge load of scientific babble (never actually happened, probably something more like "BUT DURR IS NO GOD I'M SO EDGY LOLXD")
3.Person gets angry, begins to rage and say ridiculous stereotype of their religion/belief
4.OP says something witty (never happened, probably something more like "LOL U MAD CHRISTIAN?"
Come on, we all know the story, it's been told a million times. I am a devout atheist, but stop making all religious people out to be insane, or you'll be no better then the corrupt leaders you love to rebel against. I hate asshole atheists, they make me seem like a douchebag...
2.OP spills a huge load of scientific babble (never actually happened, probably something more like "BUT DURR IS NO GOD I'M SO EDGY LOLXD")
3.Person gets angry, begins to rage and say ridiculous stereotype of their religion/belief
4.OP says something witty (never happened, probably something more like "LOL U MAD CHRISTIAN?"
Come on, we all know the story, it's been told a million times. I am a devout atheist, but stop making all religious people out to be insane, or you'll be no better then the corrupt leaders you love to rebel against. I hate asshole atheists, they make me seem like a douchebag...
