Til the end. the perfect plan. Outside Bristow Zoo there is a parking aot for 150 cars and [h' buses. For MP, years, its parking fees were managed by .). very p
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Til the end

the perfect plan

Outside Bristow Zoo there
is a parking aot for 150 cars and [h'
For MP, years, its parking fees were
managed by .). very pleasant
attendant. The fees were for
cars, N; for buses.
Then, one day after MP, 'lrl" rll, years
of never missing hiil day of work he
just didn' t show up. So the Zoo
management cabbed the City Council
and asked it to send them another
parking agent.
The '' . did some research and
replied the Tot was the Zoo' s
The Zoo advised the
Council that the attendant was a
City !
The City Council responded that the
Tot attendant had never been on the
City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his
somewhere on the coast of Spain, is
a man who' d apparently had a ticket
machine installed completely on his
own; and then had simply begun to
show up every day, commencing to
collect and keep the parking Fees,
estimated at about per day "
for ') years.
Assuming a days a week, this amounts
to just over $? miliion dollars! And
W" one even knows his name.
That' s how you execute a plan
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#10 - ddrredneck (01/10/2012) [-]
fake or not i really wanna do this...
#9 - anonymous (01/10/2012) [-]
£1 for cars.
£5 for buses.
$560 per day.
$7 million.
Nice editing skills there, genius.
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#1 - mustymouse (01/09/2012) [-]
**mustymouse rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at By the power of Thor ** Holy ******* **** .
#7 - ahmetbyrm (01/10/2012) [-]
if he made $560 a day. he'd make exactly $3920 a week. and he'd make $203840 a year. and in 25 years he'd make approximately 5 million dollars, give and take. so if you're gonna make a story up do the math right.
User avatar #5 - workaholicandy (01/09/2012) [-]
old fake story is fake.
User avatar #4 - tobistrigoivii (01/09/2012) [-]
How old was he when he 'retired'?
#3 - anonymous (01/09/2012) [-]
I'm calling ******** !

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#2 - flamoose (01/09/2012) [-]
Wow, what crypt did you find this retoast in? This is seriously, like years and years old.
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