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Friendzone Level 99
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This is how you do it, He roses to my house to wish sea hoops
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This is how you do it, He roses to my house to wish sea hoops
birthed: has so blessed to have so get friends. Thank you
I k much Johnathon! Ho! - soifon Johns.
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Lillie j Like I Comment ' more ' E '/ l/ dati,' 5;. .5 mobile
This is how you do it, He comes to my noose at to wish me a nappy Shared with: H Friends Ccr)
birthday?, I am so blessed to have such great friends. Thank you
much Johnathan! Ilya - with Johnny“
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#198
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wheredawhitewomen (01/09/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Just a word of advice, ladies.
If a guy does this for you at your doorstep, you better make it well worth his time. If I find out you only went on Facebook and called him a "good friend" for bringing you flowers at your door at night, just know this...
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
If a guy does this for you at your doorstep, you better make it well worth his time. If I find out you only went on Facebook and called him a "good friend" for bringing you flowers at your door at night, just know this...
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#239
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playahater (01/09/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Even though I am happy that this guy did not get laid, I, Silky Johnson, will help you virgins to finally knock the dust out of that pussy you desire.
1. Fuck everything cartoons have told you about girls, the majority of girls (this guide's only for people above the age of 14 and below the age of 24) don't want a nice, boring guy when they're young. People want to have fun, and not be in a serious relationship at that age.
2. Man the fuck up my niggas, don't let a girl believe that you'll do anything for her when you're not that far in a relationship. You have to be the alpha man and prove this bitch that you are worth her time and not a total pussy. If you could get a dog, would you get a pussy ass dog that just wants to "sit and hold your hand" or would you want a fucking crazy ass mofo that robs banks and fucks niggas up before breakfast?
3. Y'all niggas delusional when it comes to bitches. If you want to bang a hoe, dont' treat her like a lady and don't spend too much time on her. There's a difference between a lady and a slut. A slut is willing to fuck anything except for nice boys because hey, a nice boy will do anything for a slut. If you want a serious relationship, get a lady that dresses WELL (not showing off too much), showers everyday and takes care of herself (bath's don't count because baths are fucking disgusting yo).
This be my guide on how to get bitches, y'all best get outside and start representing the playahatin' nation. Yeah boy.
1. Fuck everything cartoons have told you about girls, the majority of girls (this guide's only for people above the age of 14 and below the age of 24) don't want a nice, boring guy when they're young. People want to have fun, and not be in a serious relationship at that age.
2. Man the fuck up my niggas, don't let a girl believe that you'll do anything for her when you're not that far in a relationship. You have to be the alpha man and prove this bitch that you are worth her time and not a total pussy. If you could get a dog, would you get a pussy ass dog that just wants to "sit and hold your hand" or would you want a fucking crazy ass mofo that robs banks and fucks niggas up before breakfast?
3. Y'all niggas delusional when it comes to bitches. If you want to bang a hoe, dont' treat her like a lady and don't spend too much time on her. There's a difference between a lady and a slut. A slut is willing to fuck anything except for nice boys because hey, a nice boy will do anything for a slut. If you want a serious relationship, get a lady that dresses WELL (not showing off too much), showers everyday and takes care of herself (bath's don't count because baths are fucking disgusting yo).
This be my guide on how to get bitches, y'all best get outside and start representing the playahatin' nation. Yeah boy.
#230
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popeleo **User deleted account** (01/09/2012) [-]
Let's have a moment of silence as our dear brother
#45
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N. Korean citizen (01/09/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Advice for those in friendzone.
No matter what girls tell you, there is such a thing as too nice.
Mess with her. Tease her. Show off a little. Be brave.
Sprinkle that on top of the nice guy act and you have a chance at getting out.
Girls are confusing as fuck. I apologize for the lot of them. I have no idea why you like us so god damn much.
love, Slightly helpful anon
No matter what girls tell you, there is such a thing as too nice.
Mess with her. Tease her. Show off a little. Be brave.
Sprinkle that on top of the nice guy act and you have a chance at getting out.
Girls are confusing as fuck. I apologize for the lot of them. I have no idea why you like us so god damn much.
love, Slightly helpful anon
#54
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thegreekfish (01/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
AN other fallen comrade friendzoned again, I fucking hate when girls do that to us.
#267
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offspring (01/09/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
Tip: If a girl friendzones you, don't fucking stick around. If she wanted you, she wouldn't have friendzoned you. Don't be a bitch! You're a fucking man, not some woman's puppy!! She's not going to turn around one day and un-friendzone you if you keep bowing down to her. Tell her to fuck off, cause you know what? You're fucking awesome and there's a girl out there that will see that you're fucking awesome!! There is always another girl out there, so don't be some girl's bitch. Remember: do not chase; replace.
(I'm probably going to get pinkieed down, but I don't care. I'm trying to help you guys out, because I've been there before, and it sucks..)
(I'm probably going to get pinkieed down, but I don't care. I'm trying to help you guys out, because I've been there before, and it sucks..)
#220
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N. Korean citizen (01/09/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Guys, I really want to know, and I don't care if I get pinkie'd down...Why do you have this idea in your head girls must repay you in some way, like have sex with/date you, if you bring them things or do this kind of stuff? Sometimes people are not compatible, you have no context to this picture. I have a lot of guy friends, have I considered dating some of them? Sure. I just don't find myself compatible enough with most of them, they have done nice things for me, and vice versa, but opposite sex + kindness does not automatically have to equal spread your legs. And guys, don't act like you haven't friendzoned chicks before because they were too ugly/not right for you, I will bet you have a chick friend who you can only think of as a friend. Women are the same, I'm sorry. Now pinkie me the fuck down.