every video game

>sniper using a huntsman for the first time (pretty hard)
>Defend control point for 2 minutes alone

"ask if one of our 3 engies can set up a sentry can set up a setry"

yo dawg, i heard you like sentries so we set up a sentry in your sentry so it can shoot people, while it shoot people

i saw that after posting and knew it was only a matter of time

wut

i play medic all the time. its easy to get lots of points as medic...

How I play TF2

medics get lots of assist points, which means if your moderately gool you can just run away when your allies start to die, and repeat

this was on a pub server

i got 5 assist and somehow 6 kills on my own

that's why you never play on 2fort... 90% of 2fort servers are terrible.

Jesus dude why do you fanboys care so much? Why cant you just play your game and let us play ours?

Let me save you the trouble and explain what trolling is. He's just trying to offend you. You fell for it. It's as simple as that.

I love how you explained that, well done.

Oh gawd, not that long fingered freak! GEEZUZ! Yuck



lol jk, i love that freak

I love him to xD, he freaks my friend out, so he is even more cooler

Hey look, a Citroen C4!

What kind of car is that?
Why dont you C4 yourself

I play both... what the fuck am I?

a melon muncher

It all makes sense now...

The missing link.

As an abomination, who plays both games I cannot agree with you on that remark.. I love and play both games equally, but find COD way easier, than BF3. Inorder to earn a good solid score in BF3 you have to be an amazing marksman, a terrific driver/ pilot or a good team player (or a combination of each). While in MW3 (assuming that this is the game in mention) you can earn an insane score by going akimbo FMG9 and sprayin' goddam over the place and then let your killsstreaks do the rest. Of course you don't have to do that, you can also be a try hard (like me) and use more disadvantages weapons like the deagle and maybe a LMG or a assault rifle? Summed up: BF3 doesn't really have a noob option for you to exploid inorder to get a good score except mortar, btw. To the mortar guys out there.. I WILL FIND YOU, I WILL CROSS INTO YOUR DAMN SPAWN AND SACRIFICE MYSELF INORDER TO STOP YOUR EVIL DOING.. But they are easily killed except in rush).

PEACE OUT. - Thanks for reading this.

I'll be your friend :D Request sent

More than friends maybe?

I just love it when playing kill confirmed and i see one of my teammates standing in front of a whole graveyards worth off tags and moves through without touching a single one

I hate playing kill confirmed. One of the only things I enjoyed about mw3 and all my team does is go for kills and skip the tags. Pisses me off.

MFW fuck everything.

Its actually pretty easy if you are playing suicidal/HoE, specially the active servers where Steve Urkels will kick anyone with low lvl.

That feel when people co operate, don't block the trader, and hand you a gun or !! DOSH !! when your low on ammo/DOSH

"I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!"

I see what you di-... Oh wait, NO I DON'T.

It's funny because the guy in the picture can turn into an ape!

or you carry the mother fucking team

what happens when the entire team switches?

How do you swictch teams in bf3?? Sorry im a codRon Paul hater turned BFnoob.

start menu>squad & team>switch teams
only works if there are more people on your team otherwise it wont let you :)

Ok thx

Man every time I play conquest EVERYBODY sits there waiting for the jet to appear or in the spawn lobby hoping they get a damn helicopter.

It's those kinds of matches I love being on the opposite team for, also that .gif is fantastic haha :D

Happens all the time.

>playing BF3 on (I never got the names down but it's the map where the assault team starts on an aircraft carrier)
>defending but got pushed back to the final two bombs
>suprise buttsex from enemy tank
>waiting to spawn into my teams tank
>it spawns but someone else gets in the driver seat
>spawn as gunner okay.jpg
>driver starts dribing in polar opposite of battle
>keeps going
>and going
>and going
>dead
>MFW

>Playing BF3 on operation firestorm
>Running for attack helicopter
>Someone else gets pilot seat
>I'm a gunner
>Pilot lifts off
>Barrel roll
>Dead
>MFW it happens every fucking time someone flies

>sneak into enemy spawn as sniper with friend
>set up spawn beacon out of sight
>friend sits in enemy helicopter until enemy with rocket wanders out
>I kill and take rocket
>lay down in front of jet and helicopter with rocket
>MFW

Here's one a little like that

>In heli as gunner
>Pilot flys it over and behind they're spawn.
>Doesn't get the concept of out of bounds
>I had two choices, stay in a heli with no one who could fly
>Get out and die
>Someone else takes the heli
>Crashes it on the mountianside
>Cracked up at the sound of people yelling at this fucker

He flew out of bounds, but helis can go farther. And I didn't know he was going to go behind they're fucking spawn before it was too late. So I couldn't do anything.

I wasn't going to say anything, but FUCKING USE THE RIGHT WORD. They're = They fucking are! Their = belonging to them. Fuck.

>Playing BF3 rush on kharg island
>spawn in heli with random dude(i am gunner)
>dude lifts off and spins around like a douche
>lands in water
*sigh*

That shit has happened to me.. not that bad but yeah its happened.



MFW

It probably means you were banned for something obvious and know what you did wrong so Steve Urkel can't be bothered writing why

Like teams matter in Battlefield 3

Battlefield 2 and Bad Company 2 on the other hand...