Dear FJ. So much love for you guys!

Hey FJ-ers,
For a few months now I have been avidly checking through the 'top funnyjunk' every day and (apart from a small few) have loved all that you people have too offer. However, like a fat kid at a cheap all-you-can-eat buffet, I feel as if I have enjoyed it too much to have given so little in response. That time has now changed. I want to give something back too you people that comes from my own special place. Its (hopefully) not going too be a repost or taken from someone else's i...more »

Hey FJ-ers,
For a few months now I have been avidly checking through the 'top funnyjunk' every day and (apart from a small few) have loved all that you people have too offer. However, like a fat kid at a cheap all-you-can-eat buffet, I feel as if I have enjoyed it too much to have given so little in response. That time has now changed. I want to give something back too you people that comes from my own special place. Its (hopefully) not going too be a repost or taken from someone else's idea but some original content from myself specially created for you guys. I thought this was funny at the time and don't have enough experience too make it perfect but here it is. All for you FJ. Enjoy.
Thanks for the laughs.
ERB

P.S. I think I made this to be a 'Star Wars (or other inside jokey film references) Nerdy Playa'