arrow to the knee explanation. many of you guys used the arrow to the knee joke, but nobody actually knows why its in-game.... it looks like everybody uses that
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arrow to the knee explanation

many of you guys used the arrow to the knee joke, but nobody actually knows why its in-game...

it looks like everybody uses that joke.
by Perfonator
mow In TIE lint:
But, do YOU know what it means?
the phrase was placed in the
game as an allusion to Oblivion.
As you should know, in Oblivion,
there were those Greaves, see?
In Skyrim, there aren' t any Greaves,
that means: NO KNEE ARMOR! And
because of this, the guard took an
arrow to the knee.
AND NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH!
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#106 - eldavado (01/09/2012) [-]
I think skyrim is a pretty cool guy. Eh shouts dragons and doesn't afraid of anything.
#103 - steavo (01/09/2012) [-]
But the armor includes those, they don't have them individudally, it's combined with the armor. Soooo I kinda ****** your theory.

User avatar #101 - Bruda (01/09/2012) [-]
the greaves and torso armors where combined into one slot now...
#104 to #101 - anonymous (01/09/2012) [-]
That's the point... no knee armor, so minor wounds that could have been avoided become a tragedy instead.
User avatar #102 to #99 - nirvanalicker (01/09/2012) [-]
i used to be an adventurer like you, but i took an arrow to the knee...
#105 to #102 - fuckshitzombieshit (01/09/2012) [-]
way to be wrong. how it is said in the game and should be quoted is "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow IN the knee"
User avatar #107 to #105 - nirvanalicker (01/09/2012) [-]
ok, who really cares i only said cause i thought he was going to do a thread where he shoots a guy big ******* deal
#108 to #107 - fuckshitzombieshit (01/09/2012) [-]
would've been funny to see him/her do that. no need to get butthurt over a correction
User avatar #109 to #108 - nirvanalicker (01/09/2012) [-]
no need to correct everything you see thats SLIGHTLY incorrect
#110 to #109 - fuckshitzombieshit (01/09/2012) [-]
I still felt it was necessary :P
#96 - iluvejesus (01/09/2012) [-]
1 John 4:2-3 "By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God; and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God; and this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world."
User avatar #100 to #96 - joeylopezis (01/09/2012) [-]
When I jerk off I think of you.
#95 - vampiricmalice (01/09/2012) [-]
they did not realy get rid of it, they just combined the cuirass and greeves
#89 - fishcanfly (01/08/2012) [-]
Then what about the guy in Windhelm that says "I used to be the greatest warrior in the stormcloak army, then I took a asord to the chest."?
User avatar #85 - strifethethird (01/08/2012) [-]
i don't know if anyone else noticed this, one of the guards asks "let me guess some one stole your sweet roll" that's a reference to fallout 3 where you get a sweet roll on your birthday and Butch takes it from you depending on what you say to him
User avatar #87 to #85 - misumena (01/08/2012) [-]
There's supposedly a sweetroll joke in every Bethesda game,don't know if it's true though
User avatar #91 to #87 - xedeid (01/08/2012) [-]
what about new vegas?
User avatar #92 to #91 - xedeid (01/08/2012) [-]
oh wait nvm i forgot obsidian made that one
User avatar #88 to #87 - strifethethird (01/08/2012) [-]
i googled it, i guess your right clever Bethesda

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki...
User avatar #84 - insanemanoo (01/08/2012) [-]
Am I the only person who noticed that the guard says arrow IN the knee, bu the subtitles read arrow TO the knee?
#83 - ibeatmyrobot (01/08/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do some of the guards sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
#80 - auntydot (01/08/2012) [-]
I hate it how it seems no one knows about Oblivion or any other Elder Scrolls, but EVERYONE knows about Skyrim. In my opinion Oblivion is better
User avatar #78 - burdenedsoul (01/08/2012) [-]
actually you are completely wrong, in the iga interview with the skyrim team, they actually said that when they put the line in, they "were trying to make the guards have more personality and react to you" it wasnt intended as a joke or anything related to any other elder scrolls games, just an attempt to give the guards more depth and personality
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#76 - tpir (01/08/2012) [-]
I READ WIKIPEDIA TOO OMGMGMGMGMGMGMG
#74 - PlasmaFace (01/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #73 - LonelyCamel (01/08/2012) [-]
played oblivion yesterday for the first time since skyrim came out, played for like 3 hours without greaves on accident
User avatar #72 - PedoBearsAcomin (01/08/2012) [-]
No this is true its like the Maiq the liar, Bethseda put loads of **** like this in their games... i remember when they said they were gettin rid of greaves everyone on the forum was mad
User avatar #69 - insidethesun (01/08/2012) [-]
well i dont think so because the oblivion game took place about 200-300 years earlier so this guy just sucks as an adventurer
#66 - chunkfunk (01/08/2012) [-]
I totally get your "point"!
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