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LEGO DEATH

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Submitted: 01/07/2012
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#27 - beviedev (01/08/2012) [-]
Try skipping a step on the stairs, and on the next one is a bolt. You step on it sideways at first, but then it flips up and when you jump to be like 'WTF' You step on it while it's faceing up and it goes through your heel.

PAIN.
#20 - wickedwaffle (01/08/2012) [-]
Have you ever hit your dick on a table??
User avatar #23 to #20 - ohsogipper (01/08/2012) [-]
I was once mowing my front lawn and the lawnmower hit a rock. It stopped, I kept walking. That one hurt.
#18 - anonymous (01/08/2012) [-]
Lets say you restringed a bass or guitar. The ends of the strings were clipped to keep them the correct length.
A day later, YOU FEEL A FUCKING NEEDLE IN YOUR FOOT.
GUESS WHAT, Ron Paul haterGOT? ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING STRING THAT WAS LEFT ON THE FLOOR.
#28 to #18 - anonymous (01/08/2012) [-]
When the end of a high e string of a guitar that you're too lazy to clip off goes an inch into your finger, because you think your tough fingertips can handle it
User avatar #29 to #28 - jorsully (01/08/2012) [-]
I was that anon, by the way. I had a fucking bass string go far enough into my foot that I had to use tweezers to get it out.
#17 - flyingchicken ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
you think that hurts, try stepping on one of those european plus with the three spikes forged it the lava river of hell itself.
#16 - auesis ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
Try clipping your toenail on your bedside. Not the toe, literally just contact with the nail. All I heard was a "schnip" and the nail flipped a few times above my head with blood trailing it.

I HAVE NEVER FELT WORSE PAIN.
#19 to #16 - BingoFingaz (01/08/2012) [-]
Try having your toenails fucking get chipped almost fully out and exposing the skin underneath...


User avatar #25 to #19 - auesis ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
That's what I meant. MY ENTIRE NAIL. GONE.
#21 to #19 - runeboom (01/08/2012) [-]
Try having your big toe-nail completely torn off.
Try having your big toe-nail completely torn off.
User avatar #26 to #21 - auesis ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I meant, nobody seemed to understand.
#22 to #21 - joehnyth (01/08/2012) [-]
God. I cringed so hard I nearly crushed my left testicle.
#24 to #22 - runeboom (01/08/2012) [-]
It didn't make me cringe because it has happened to me, just have to tie string around the toe tightly so it cuts off the blood-flow and stops most of the pain.
It didn't make me cringe because it has happened to me, just have to tie string around the toe tightly so it cuts off the blood-flow and stops most of the pain.
#15 - hordeofnuns **User deleted account** (01/08/2012) [-]
#10 - exeeer (01/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 - conordalymcr (01/08/2012) [-]
Have you guys ever stepped on a plug?
User avatar #13 to #9 - trolljunkusa (01/08/2012) [-]
Have you ever accidently fell on a ton of broken glass?
#14 to #13 - conordalymcr (01/08/2012) [-]
I've stepped on broken glass and have had to get stitches on my foot but never fell on a ton of broken glass. That sounds fucking painful. Like, unbearably painful.
User avatar #30 to #14 - trolljunkusa (01/08/2012) [-]
Sucks dick man, the only spot that didn't get touched by the glass was my dick,

I only had athletic shorts on. I only got 50 stitches though, but I spent the whole day pulling glass out of my chest and legs while my friend pulled it out of my back
User avatar #11 to #9 - hardtuner (01/08/2012) [-]
its like stepping on a large piece of lego a few times
User avatar #12 to #11 - conordalymcr (01/08/2012) [-]
Hurts like a bitch.
#3 - Shnappley **User deleted account** (01/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Shnappley **User deleted account** (01/08/2012) [-]
jk Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
#1 - spectralbanshee (01/07/2012) [-]
What if someone actually made a nokia out of LEGO...? Then it would be unbreakable and the pain unbearable! THE PERFECT WEAPON!
#7 to #1 - thegamegestapo (01/08/2012) [-]
You want a job?
You want a job?
#8 to #7 - spectralbanshee (01/08/2012) [-]
Thx but I already have other plans!
Thx but I already have other plans!
#5 to #1 - electrictroll ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - danitho (01/07/2012) [-]
Shhh!
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