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My Sleeping Wife (Creepypasta OC)
Still 100% OC
I just uploaded some new creepypasta: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Under+the+Covers+Creepypasta+OC/aqgvDnd/
Here's the other creepypasta I posted: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/A+Knock+on+the+Window+Cre...more »
Still 100% OC
I just uploaded some new creepypasta: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Under+the+Covers+Creepypasta+OC/aqgvDnd/
Here's the other creepypasta I posted: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/A+Knock+on+the+Window+Creepypasta+OC/nNyuDaA/
Tags: creepypasta | morbid
My Sleeping Wife
I pull into the another late night. I afterthe house to find all the lights
are out as usual. My wife must already be in bed and asleep. It' s late and I' m tired, SC) I
figure I might as well to bed tee- I den' t e'en en the lights anymore, I
can navigate my this house blind. Besides, I den' t want to wake the wife.
The bedroom deer creaks as it epins and I inch my waite my side ofthe bed and
crawl in. I move close to my wife and wrap my arm around her. I know she' s asleep, but
I somehow feel her embrace me as I hold her. I slowly drifter sleep, with the leave of my
life asleep in my arms.
I slowly begin wake up when I find my leave is longer in my arms, er in bed fer
that matter. I epin my eyes to see her entire side ofthe bed is covered in dried, crusty
bleed- I panic and the fl( 3( arto see bloody footprints and drips of plead leading
out of the reem. I frantically get up to follow the footprints and search fer my wife. As I
approach the door, I decide take ene last leek at the I turn around, I see
my anee beautiful wife sliced epin and mutilated, nailed to the wall behind my bed.
Beside her, painted in her bleed adress the wall, were the werds. "Thanks fer helding
me, but maybe next time you should turn en a light when we eema in."
I pull into the another late night. I afterthe house to find all the lights
are out as usual. My wife must already be in bed and asleep. It' s late and I' m tired, SC) I
figure I might as well to bed tee- I den' t e'en en the lights anymore, I
can navigate my this house blind. Besides, I den' t want to wake the wife.
The bedroom deer creaks as it epins and I inch my waite my side ofthe bed and
crawl in. I move close to my wife and wrap my arm around her. I know she' s asleep, but
I somehow feel her embrace me as I hold her. I slowly drifter sleep, with the leave of my
life asleep in my arms.
I slowly begin wake up when I find my leave is longer in my arms, er in bed fer
that matter. I epin my eyes to see her entire side ofthe bed is covered in dried, crusty
bleed- I panic and the fl( 3( arto see bloody footprints and drips of plead leading
out of the reem. I frantically get up to follow the footprints and search fer my wife. As I
approach the door, I decide take ene last leek at the I turn around, I see
my anee beautiful wife sliced epin and mutilated, nailed to the wall behind my bed.
Beside her, painted in her bleed adress the wall, were the werds. "Thanks fer helding
me, but maybe next time you should turn en a light when we eema in."
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legogunnar (01/07/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Sorry i know it should be scary but that "Thanks for holding me" part made me go Awww :3
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gapsterpool **User deleted account** (01/07/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I was reading this and stupid arab music came on from an ad, I shit my pants.
#17
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ragingbrony ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-] For OC, pretty good. Not scary enough to loose sleep over, but a bit unsettling nonetheless. Nice work.
#68
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hurricanekicknuts **User deleted account** (01/08/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I know a scary story. One night Stephanies parents were not home. She was watching T.V when she saw a man peering through the glass window. She knew the door was locked but called the police. The police came and searched the backyard. Nobody was there. A while later after the police left the man appeared again. Again she called the police and they came and searched again. When the police left the man appeared again. She looked out to find the man was not there. Then she realized it was the man's reflection inside the house.
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grwgoski (01/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
"i open my eyes to see her entire side of the bed is covered in blood, crusty blood". one messed up period!
#10
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SammichGirl (01/08/2012) [-] but maybe it's a good thing he didn't turn on the lights, because if he did, he would probably end up dead like his wife, if he confronted the killer..
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freefan (01/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Reminds me of a story where a girl finds out theres a murderer loose in her town while she is home alone so she locks the doors and closes all the windows and falls asleep to the comfort of her dog licking her hand from under the bed. when she wakes up she finds her dog dead and written in blood on the wall it says "people can lick, too!"
