How To Argue With Woman

im from nebraska....

im from kansas...

Yay, Kansas people.
Let's fuck.

Fuck yea, Kansas orgy time.
Your place or mine?

Depends.
I have a pillow top mattress that can fit about 5 people, it's pretty fucking wonderful.
Can you beat that?

Sir, you have a call, its the world.
They disagree with you.

why do people like you have to be dicks?

"I'm so mad at you!"
"Why?"
"YOU KNOW WHY!"

**madercrombie rolls 04**
or "what did i do?"
OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<---"only way out"

**madercrombie rolls 624,623,176**

HAHHA,,NICE ONE

you forgot my favorite
"why are you angry at me"
"I"M NOT ANGRY"

The other day:
"This is bullshit! Men get payed more than women! Women are treated so unfairly! UGG!"
"Thats because women force us to pay for fucking everything in relationships."
"THATS JUST CHIVALRY ASSHOLE!"
"Ok, let me ask you this, you want, 100% equal rights?"
"OBVIOUSLY!"
"Well, think about this. If a 2 men get into a fight nothing will happen really, unless it gets very serious. And if a women attacks a man 90% of the time they get away with it, as long as there weren't any serious injuries, and if a man calls the police about it he gets insulted and called a pussy. If a man hits a women, its 'HOLY SHIT CALL THE COPS NOW! HE DESERVES TO BE EXECUTED!' applying equal right would mean we would be allowed to hit you and it would not be treated very seriously. And if you hit us we would be allowed to hit you back. women are actually treated MUCH better (In America) than men."
"....YOU SEXIST PIG!"
Damn I wish I had equal rights then.

"Oh my god! I'm so mad!"
"What's wrong?"
"It's private."

what episode is this from?

^THIS.

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #430 at Really High Guy Comp ** omg lulz

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at Is that you ? ** bro's toke too I guess

Pretty much, haha.

You may have created a black hole that will consume us all.

You can bet one of them is going to lose a fucking pony-tail.

They both just end the argument by thinking they're right, and no one tells them they aren't. Crisis averted.

Edited for the truthful version.

you like a girl-she likes you- shes dating a nice guy- fuck him, its not me? Ron Paul hatergot.

every freaking time i see this pic i laugh so loudly

Me too. My favorite reaction pic, period.

Double Pokerfaces

pretty much

No, but a lot of times, when a girl does do that, the guy will still feel like something is wrong regardless.

when you are wrong and apologize, you know what would really say you're sorry?

A BJ

**brohammad rolled a random image posted in comment #1266106 at FJ Pony Thread ** maybe you will in arguing with other girls but not with dudes...
i seriously doubt you'd admit culpability

No, I apologized when I was arguing with my ex too. I started the argument then realized I was being stupid and apologized the next day.

would anyone be willing to tell me what this is from?

Red Dead Redemption, the main character John Marston :)

NOW TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY!!

If you cover the right eye with your finger she looks like an excited white girl, if you cover her left eye she looks like an irritated Asian. lol

well with the eyebrows, on the left, she looks like she's awkwardly smiling..... and on the right, she either looks like an asian trying to be pretty and flutter her eyes (if she even can cuz of her extremely small eyes), or she's trying to squint, even though it's impossible for asians... or she actually is an asian slowly going crazy because of once again the eyebrows...

and here's mrs. rapemits for you

What the...

WOAH!!! Been a while since my eyes genuinely bugged out from surprise.