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Submitted: 01/07/2012
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#17 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I keep seeing these nokia jokes, what is it refering too?
User avatar #19 to #17 - joper (01/07/2012) [-]
that nokia is indestructeble.
it started out as a joke but now fj is trying to force it.
#140 - mrdrprofessorkyle (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Suspicious black space is suspicious.
#180 - JohnE (01/07/2012) [-]
An Iron Pickaxe.
#539 - Ashketchums (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What else?
#263 - beardedtoads (01/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #257 - stockyzeus (01/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
people always make the mistake of thinking diamond is an invincible piece of magic. it really isnt. the definition of hard is that it is difficult to scratch; not break. diamond, being the hardest material in existence, can only be scratched by another piece of diamond. all you need to smash a diamond to pieces is a decent hammer (dont try this on your mom's/wife's engagement ring).
think of it in terms of glass and wood. glass is incredibly hard, yet you can break it if you drop it. on the other hand, you cant really break wood that easily but you can still scratch it with your fingernail.

tl;dr
>diamond=hard
>wood=soft
>diamond=breakable
>wood=unbreakable
>hard=/=unbreakable

i hope you learned something :)
#306 - EpicMoffin (01/07/2012) [-]
So punny.
#527 - lizardonfire (01/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Diamond is no longer the hardest substance:
Wurtzide Boron Nitride (18% harder than diamond)
Lonsdailete (54% harder than diamond, another isotope of carbon)
User avatar #11 - theqk (01/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
nothing diamond is the hardest metal in the world
User avatar #14 to #13 - theqk (01/07/2012) [-]
yes thank you. apparently not a lot of people have seen it
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#219 - zeenavi (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sure this is OC from funnyjunk..

No denying.
User avatar #240 - holler (01/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
#518 - dengekisushi (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You use another diamond to break it.
But Nokia phones work too.

P.S. You could just crop out the watermark instead of doing a crap job at painting over it.
#331 - edvardmoocow (01/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
need much more be said
#492 - sevenman (01/07/2012) [-]
Well water works too, amazingly :D Water can be shot a an extremely high pressure and cut through anything. That is because the atoms in the water has so much energy that they rip the atoms of the diamond apart 1 by 1 :D

- the more you know
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#344 to #322 - kikichu (01/07/2012) [-]
lolwut.
#24 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
They use drills tipped with diamonds.
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