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You Were The Fastest?

Sam
f you ever feel worthless
remember that you were once the fastest sperm i)
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Arielle What if you' re a girl? ._.
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Sam you were still the firstest sperm
fail boo kn
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Submitted: 01/06/2012
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User avatar #5 - xalidan ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
A better comeback would have been "Unfortunately you were still the fastest sperm"
#20 - misterblobbie (01/07/2012) [-]
If you ever feel worthless,   
Remember you were once inside a ballsack :)
If you ever feel worthless,
Remember you were once inside a ballsack :)
#2 - chancebell (01/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
+12
#10 - segepop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
#16 - blacksad (01/07/2012) [-]
dumb bitch
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#21 - potatosx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+5
#19 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - vermillionbobcat (01/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
WHAT A FUGGIN DUMB BETCH.
User avatar #32 - darman (01/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Just remember, everyone comes kicking and screaming out of some poor woman's vagina at some point.
User avatar #22 - Accidentalninja (01/07/2012) [-]
If you ever feel worthless just remember. Bullies sleep too...
#29 - greasypopsicle (01/07/2012) [+] (21 replies)
If you ever feel worthless, remember Marshmallow's are cheap.
#37 to #31 - Loppytaffy (01/07/2012) [-]
Ryo is cuter.
+1
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User avatar #18 - askafj (01/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What if you have an older brother or sister ? THIS IS ********
User avatar #44 to #18 - combuf (01/07/2012) [-]
Who's a little dumbass????? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #43 - itrooztrooperdown (01/07/2012) [-]
Should we consider ourselves just as the half of our genome? I'm confus.

Maybe I'm wrong but the first time I'd talk about my existense is when sperm and ovum met and formed a zygote. One half of my genetic information has been sperm, but what about the other half? Instead of beeing funny these jokes make me think too much =(
#30 - laxian (01/07/2012) [-]
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#9 - patrez (01/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 - staccato (01/07/2012) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
User avatar #6 - damastalurdek (01/07/2012) [-]
hey
 
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